But the nepo birth rate has fallen woefully below replacement.

College sport isn't positioned to benefit from any of these activities. It is an established business, it can't take on traditional debt, and any increase in enterprise value can't be monetized.

Unhealthy?

I choked when I moved here and found that enormous piece of publicly-funded infrastructure was named for *him*?

A) They’re not putting same conf teams 1/4 and B) this contradicts your note on CCG Ls not hurting. Unless you’re asserting OSU loses to Michigan ahead of the B1GCG.

There are no flights to Lubbock.

OK, but what if I’m not?

You *don’t* miss 100% of the shots you *don’t* take.

Always.

Year of transition at Lower(expectations) Dot Com Field.

You might argue it's not melancholy, but I'm going Vince Guaraldi.