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3000centipedes.bsky.social
Melvin
@3000centipedes.bsky.social
The only member of 3000 Centipedes and Sleep Paralysis Demon. Tape maker at Goblin Universe. He/Him
My friends are going to hate me so much and I think that's beautiful
April 1, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Tonight. Come at let me bully you from the stage.
March 30, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Yeah I'm moshing
March 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The 3000 Centipedes bumper sticker is real and it can hurt you.

I'll have em at my show this Sunday March 30 at the Amsterdam in St Paul and then they'll be up online.

Deface your vehicle of choice
March 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I might have some dental anxiety.
March 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Next 3000 Centipedes show is going to be a rager. Tell your friends because this has something for everyone*

*everyone includes only fans of cybergrind and rap

link.dice.fm/c299c1e47345...
March 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
When you're married to a gremlin
February 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Butt rock radio stop doing this to my mom
February 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I'm a cat bunk bed
February 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I need someone to take band pictures of me laying in the spooky crawlspace in my work bathroom
February 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The type of message you will often receive from me
February 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Straight up absurd three song run
February 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
My wife is living a heavyheavylowlow song
January 31, 2025 at 9:52 PM
When you're at a screamo
January 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
So I should explore the mysterious wall crawlspace that appeared in the entryway to the bathroom at my office right?
January 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
World's coziest woman
November 23, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Let’s go Jaaaaaays. Ready to be a villain in this stadium.
October 3, 2023 at 8:11 PM
World’s cutest guitar.
September 21, 2023 at 4:17 PM
It’s beautiful 🥹
September 19, 2023 at 4:09 PM
Literally the love of my life.
August 29, 2023 at 4:39 PM
Tell everyone you know in Iowa to show up or I’ll beat them up. This show is gonna be bananas.
August 27, 2023 at 1:02 PM
These are the best food at the Minnesota state fair and it isn’t close. I would die for Luigi Fries’ deep fried pepperoncinis.
August 25, 2023 at 8:12 PM
But I want to play nooooooooow
August 25, 2023 at 12:49 AM
In love with my new band pictures. Shoutout Lizzy. I'll tag you when you get a bluesky account
August 23, 2023 at 12:52 AM
Truly blessed that we are in Oktoberfest season again.
August 21, 2023 at 10:20 PM