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3000centipedes.bsky.social
Melvin
@3000centipedes.bsky.social
The only member of 3000 Centipedes and Sleep Paralysis Demon. Tape maker at Goblin Universe. He/Him
My teeth are trying to kill me
April 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Accidentally fucked up my mustache and had to shave it off for the first time in like 12 years.

I've had better days.
April 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
My friends are going to hate me so much and I think that's beautiful
April 1, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Tonight. Come at let me bully you from the stage.
March 30, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Our first single is now available on Bandcamp and all streaming platforms. “Karst” exemplifies the band’s intensity and gives a taste of the full soul-searing onslaught of Spiritual Anguish, out May 23 on @riffmerchant.bsky.social and @fiadh.bsky.social
eudaemon.bandcamp.com/album/spirit...
Spiritual Anguish, by Eudaemon
6 track album
eudaemon.bandcamp.com
March 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I'll beat you up whether you come or not, so you might as well hear some tunes
Next 3000 Centipedes show is going to be a rager. Tell your friends because this has something for everyone*

*everyone includes only fans of cybergrind and rap

link.dice.fm/c299c1e47345...
March 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Happy opening day! It's illegal that I have to be at work. Go Jays.
two baseball players in a dugout with orioles.com on the wall behind them
ALT: two baseball players in a dugout with orioles.com on the wall behind them
media.tenor.com
March 27, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Yeah I'm moshing
March 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The 3000 Centipedes bumper sticker is real and it can hurt you.

I'll have em at my show this Sunday March 30 at the Amsterdam in St Paul and then they'll be up online.

Deface your vehicle of choice
March 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I might have some dental anxiety.
March 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Next 3000 Centipedes show is going to be a rager. Tell your friends because this has something for everyone*

*everyone includes only fans of cybergrind and rap

link.dice.fm/c299c1e47345...
March 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Sugar free monsters ranked:

S tier:
White
Guava
Ruby red

Great:
Rosa
Blue Hawaiian
Green
Orange

Drinkable:
Mango
Violet
Peach

Traaaaaash:
Strawberry
March 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Reposted by Melvin
March 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Is @ruingazer.bsky.social a good or bad friend for selling me a bunch of magic cards?

The jury is still out.
March 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I have mixed exactly one song for someone other than myself and he said it sounded really good but he never released it, but now he's a famous youtuber and I'd like to think that's because of me directly.
March 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Cybergrind/industrial rap show March 30 in st paul had a band drop. Hit me up if you know anyone who'd want in.
March 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Sometimes a circle pit is the right call and I wish the younger hardcore kids knew that.
March 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I was a really good twitch streamer and you all missed out
March 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Things I want people to say about my guitar tone:

"Is he playing notes?"
"Why would you make it sound like that?"
"Is this on purpose?"
March 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Hope people like the idea of defacing their cars with 3KC bumper stickers
March 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Everything in my being forces me to make my guitar tone sound like shit and then record it sounding unintelligible
March 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I haven't played a show in a while, but what if...
March 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Putting one grind song on the drone album as a treat
March 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I'm tired, it's going to snow, my wife is in new orleans for Mardi Gras without me and I had an extremely mid falafel and hummus bowl for lunch.
March 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
My current opps:

The New Jersey Board of Engineering
March 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM