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He/They 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Autistic, Disabled, Non-binary
Shitposter of little renown. Artist/Writer
https://ko-fi.com/2raccoons1trashcan
If a famous celebrity can’t afford healthcare, what does the average American have? JFC
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I usually have this problem at about 2am where I think I’m hilarious. Then when I type it out, I look at it like, “What is this? Why did I think this was funny?”
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
As it turns out, it’s also difficult finding horses in the haystack.
November 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Republicans, “I know I’m going to catch heat for this, but it’s not my favorite thing that he’s done.” #brave
November 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
My mom: Well you know what Deepak Chopra would say about this…
Me, dying a little bit on the inside:
a close up of a cat 's face with a serious look on his face
Alt: a close up of a cat looking sad and serious
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Not surprised at all to see Deepak Chopra in his inbox. Dude had cult vibes like the rest of that circle.

My mom used to name drop him in arguments and try to psychoanalyze my brother and I based off whatever crap he was spewing circa 1997.
michael scott is sitting in front of a window with his eyes closed and his hand on his chin .
Alt: michael scott is sitting in front of a window rubbing his eyes in frustration
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:39 AM
You can get away with stupid stuff like this when you’ve had several popular club songs. It’s the law.
November 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
“Grok image prompt, ‘show me what it’s like to be loved’”
November 9, 2025 at 6:08 AM
He’s so gross he’s gotta date Grok because there are no real women left that want his date him.
November 9, 2025 at 6:07 AM