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@2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social
He/They 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Autistic, Disabled, Non-binary
Shitposter of little renown. Artist/Writer
https://ko-fi.com/2raccoons1trashcan
Shitposter of little renown. Artist/Writer
https://ko-fi.com/2raccoons1trashcan
Was literally telling my wife about this joke in regards to Megyn Kelly’s gross “Well actually…” comments.
November 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Was literally telling my wife about this joke in regards to Megyn Kelly’s gross “Well actually…” comments.
Good night.
a person standing in a dark room with a lamp in the background
Alt: Mr. Scratch dancing
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November 13, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Good night.
Mini-health update:
Brain/eyes-wise no real news. They can’t figure out why I’m having vision problems but they’ve ruled out emergency type situations.
Back-wise, my lower back is totally messed up in several places and I’m going to meet with my doctor soon to see what my options are.
Brain/eyes-wise no real news. They can’t figure out why I’m having vision problems but they’ve ruled out emergency type situations.
Back-wise, my lower back is totally messed up in several places and I’m going to meet with my doctor soon to see what my options are.
November 13, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Mini-health update:
Brain/eyes-wise no real news. They can’t figure out why I’m having vision problems but they’ve ruled out emergency type situations.
Back-wise, my lower back is totally messed up in several places and I’m going to meet with my doctor soon to see what my options are.
Brain/eyes-wise no real news. They can’t figure out why I’m having vision problems but they’ve ruled out emergency type situations.
Back-wise, my lower back is totally messed up in several places and I’m going to meet with my doctor soon to see what my options are.
“WE USE BEAR SPRAY, OBVIOUSLY.”
November 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
“WE USE BEAR SPRAY, OBVIOUSLY.”
My reaction to my feed right now:
a cartoon character is sitting in a chair and making a funny face .
Alt: The Simpsons “Aurora Borealis? At this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?”
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November 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
My reaction to my feed right now:
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I am a direct descendant of the original Twelve Apostles of Mormon church, Orson Pratt. On the other side of the family, I’m a direct descendant of one of Benjamin Franklin’s sisters. Edwin Hubble is also distantly related to me.
i am distantly related to the guy who invented benzos and i find it fascinating that my family line has been engaged in a generational war with jordan peterson
November 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I am a direct descendant of the original Twelve Apostles of Mormon church, Orson Pratt. On the other side of the family, I’m a direct descendant of one of Benjamin Franklin’s sisters. Edwin Hubble is also distantly related to me.
Wife: Apparently I accidentally bought two packs of bacon.
Me:
Me:
a man in a suit and tie is saying " oh that 's terrible "
Alt: "Oh! That’s terrible!"
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November 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Wife: Apparently I accidentally bought two packs of bacon.
Me:
Me:
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What if we install "life-clock" crystals in politicians’ hands instead of term limits?
#politics #modernproblemsmodernsolutions
#politics #modernproblemsmodernsolutions
a man is holding up his hand with a red light coming out of it
Alt: Logan’s Run blinking “life clock” crystal
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November 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
What if we install "life-clock" crystals in politicians’ hands instead of term limits?
#politics #modernproblemsmodernsolutions
#politics #modernproblemsmodernsolutions
What if we install "life-clock" crystals in politicians’ hands instead of term limits?
#politics #modernproblemsmodernsolutions
#politics #modernproblemsmodernsolutions
a man is holding up his hand with a red light coming out of it
Alt: Logan’s Run blinking “life clock” crystal
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
What if we install "life-clock" crystals in politicians’ hands instead of term limits?
#politics #modernproblemsmodernsolutions
#politics #modernproblemsmodernsolutions
The horrific thing about taking a dozen pills at night is that when I drop one I have no idea what it was.
a man in a purple suit and tie is holding a microphone and says uh oh
Alt: Kenan Thompson, “Uh-oh!”
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November 10, 2025 at 5:59 AM
The horrific thing about taking a dozen pills at night is that when I drop one I have no idea what it was.
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baby, it’s the freakin weekend
November 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
baby, it’s the freakin weekend
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Obama: "They never miss a chance to scapegoat minorities and blame DEI for every problem under the sun. You got a flat tire? Must be DEI. Your wife kicked you out? DEI. Who knew?"
November 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Obama: "They never miss a chance to scapegoat minorities and blame DEI for every problem under the sun. You got a flat tire? Must be DEI. Your wife kicked you out? DEI. Who knew?"
Supposedly brain MRI results will only take a day or two, so that’s good. Or maybe that’s means they were like, “Uh-oh, this dudes fucked up?” IDK 🤣
November 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Supposedly brain MRI results will only take a day or two, so that’s good. Or maybe that’s means they were like, “Uh-oh, this dudes fucked up?” IDK 🤣
Me: Hey, I have like six meds at CVS.
Wife: Okay.
*wife returns sometime later*
Wife: So the pharmacist said you have your own bin at CVS.
Me:
Wife: Okay.
*wife returns sometime later*
Wife: So the pharmacist said you have your own bin at CVS.
Me:
a man wearing glasses and a hat with the words that 's messed up behind him
Alt: Jack Black, “That’s messed up.” Jumanji
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November 1, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Me: Hey, I have like six meds at CVS.
Wife: Okay.
*wife returns sometime later*
Wife: So the pharmacist said you have your own bin at CVS.
Me:
Wife: Okay.
*wife returns sometime later*
Wife: So the pharmacist said you have your own bin at CVS.
Me:
Luna somehow propped herself up on my cane handle. lol
November 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Luna somehow propped herself up on my cane handle. lol
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Trump blames “government lawyers” and Democrats for the fact that he’s refusing to release emergency funding that’s available for SNAP.
“If we are given the appropriate legal direction by the Court, it will BE MY HONOR to provide the funding…”
“If we are given the appropriate legal direction by the Court, it will BE MY HONOR to provide the funding…”
October 31, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Trump blames “government lawyers” and Democrats for the fact that he’s refusing to release emergency funding that’s available for SNAP.
“If we are given the appropriate legal direction by the Court, it will BE MY HONOR to provide the funding…”
“If we are given the appropriate legal direction by the Court, it will BE MY HONOR to provide the funding…”
1/2) Experienced my own little horror film the other night:
I am disabled and I need to sit in the shower. I was showering at night. My youngest son happened to have an autistic meltdown and turned off the light on me (accidentally.)
It was a crescent moon, so there wasn’t much light.
I am disabled and I need to sit in the shower. I was showering at night. My youngest son happened to have an autistic meltdown and turned off the light on me (accidentally.)
It was a crescent moon, so there wasn’t much light.
a crescent moon shines brightly in the night sky
Alt: a crescent moon shines behind clouds in the night sky
media.tenor.com
October 31, 2025 at 5:44 PM
1/2) Experienced my own little horror film the other night:
I am disabled and I need to sit in the shower. I was showering at night. My youngest son happened to have an autistic meltdown and turned off the light on me (accidentally.)
It was a crescent moon, so there wasn’t much light.
I am disabled and I need to sit in the shower. I was showering at night. My youngest son happened to have an autistic meltdown and turned off the light on me (accidentally.)
It was a crescent moon, so there wasn’t much light.
Brain scan to rule out MS on Saturday. No idea what the turnaround on results will be.
October 31, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Brain scan to rule out MS on Saturday. No idea what the turnaround on results will be.
You can’t simultaneously control the House, Senate, and the Oval Office and then claim you’re powerless. It speaks of Republican impotence to do anything other than destroy ideas. In the same way that Republicans have failed to come up with ANY alternative to Obamacare almost 20 years later.
Checking in a month later
October 31, 2025 at 12:03 AM
You can’t simultaneously control the House, Senate, and the Oval Office and then claim you’re powerless. It speaks of Republican impotence to do anything other than destroy ideas. In the same way that Republicans have failed to come up with ANY alternative to Obamacare almost 20 years later.
RFK is retracting his statement about Tylenol causing autism after the hour long press conference about it last month. He and Trump essentially claimed it was the root cause of autism, despite mountains of evidence to the contrary. Who could have foreseen a 6 month study didn’t find answers. 🤦♂️
October 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
RFK is retracting his statement about Tylenol causing autism after the hour long press conference about it last month. He and Trump essentially claimed it was the root cause of autism, despite mountains of evidence to the contrary. Who could have foreseen a 6 month study didn’t find answers. 🤦♂️