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October 2, 2027. Dont ask me why or how because I don't know.
We're talking about a species that invented the biggest bomb in the history of bombs and then proceeded to build enough of them to destroy all of us and then automated it so it couldn't be stopped. Because Communism is somehow scarier than THAT.

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#2oct2027
December 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
He wouldn't nuke Venezuela...
would he?

T-672
#2oct2027
November 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Can the Woke Mind Virus be weaponized like a bio weapon?

T-681

#2oct2027
November 20, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Think of it as a psychological AND physical apocalypse. A war on two fronts. These things require momentum.

T-683

#2oct2027
November 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
GOP: Books acknowledging other sexualities or genders is grooming.

Also GOP: Honestly, 15 is practically middle aged.

T-685

#2oct2027
November 16, 2025 at 1:26 PM
4 important moments in human history to consider:
1. The first people to realize they could just steal from others (prehistoric)
2. The first people to realize they could do war to steal from others (1st known: 7th-8th century BCE, Nataruk in Kenya, Age of Leo)
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 AM
What if the reason we can't know everything about UFOs or JFK is the same reason we're not allowed to speak negatively about Israel?

T-691

#2oct2027
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Noli timere.

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#2oct2027
October 23, 2025 at 11:25 AM
THEY chose the wrong guy. I'm too fucked up.

T-710
#2oct2027
October 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I mean, everyone wants to act like they will be one of the lucky 144,000 but you'd be surprised by the number of Americans who have never taken a Statistics class. Are you of the best 0.0016% of all humans on Earth? Me neither.

T-711

#2oct2027
October 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
October 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The hardest part for our reptilian overlords must have been convincing us there wasn't an alternative to enslavement.

T-714

#2oct2027
October 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
13.0.0.0.0 December 21, 2012

13.0.13.0.0 October 14, 2025

Neat.

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#2oct2027
October 13, 2025 at 12:50 PM
A cosmic microwave background polaroid as a memento for every moment of your life.

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#2oct2027
October 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Omnes Sumus Pulvere Stellarum

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#2oct2027
October 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Zachariah 7:9 This is what the Lord Almighty said: ‘Administer true justice; show mercy and compassion to one another.

10 Do not oppress the widow or the fatherless, the foreigner or the poor. Do not plot evil against each other.’
October 9, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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October 8, 2025 at 11:23 AM
3i/ATLAS (left) and C/2025 A6 (LEMMON) (right)

Credit
astrostudio.at and
u/igneosnightscapes on Reddit

What a lovely green.

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#2oct2027
October 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I hope everyone has taken their Soros Serum and are caught up on their Antifa Super Soldier training because our Pedoph Isle President is getting pretty Pinochet as he's backed into a corner.

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#2oct2027
October 8, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Okay so imagine you're an infinite being trapped in a meaty school mascot that's lamer than Harry Potter.

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#2oct2027
September 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Happy Rapture! Don't get too bummed out that Jesus doesn't pick you for his dodgeball team. You're still special, just not special enough lol

T-739

#2oct2027
September 23, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Cygnus and Titan
Eiffel-Towering Earth
Flexing for the cameras.

T-745

#2oct2027
September 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Something weird
September 16

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#2oct2027
September 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM