Get those boats off my lawn!!!!

We've been headed in this direction for a long time, with the quality of elected officials becoming increasingly inept, corrupt, venal, or a combination of all three. Unfortunately, they reflect their voters. H. L. Mencken has quotes for most occasions. This one fits our current situation perfectly.

It's time....

The big winner in the Cybertruck fiasco is The Homer, which is now redeemed as a classy auto by comparison.

Just like Tiger and Fluffy, the Bradys didn't have good luck with pets.

So now we're begging China to solve our geopolitical shitstorms? This is going great!

Sure he does....oh wait.

What's the over-under on when he starts demanding the blue states leave the union?

Mission accomplished

"True, I did fire you 'for cause', cut off your health care, and made your mother drive 400 miles to talk to someone about her missing social security check. But hey, I'm 'stepping back', so let's let bygones by bygones. Why don't you head over to your local Tesla dealership and help a fella out?"

I call foul. I don't believe the penguins will ever capitulate.

Tucson isn't doing any better, but that perfect game is pretty awesome. Go Cats!

I hated the prequels, but this was possibly the best sequence of the entire Star Wars saga. It applies today.