Kjerside
@218pounds.bsky.social
May as well like your day old tweets here as anywhere.
Immigrant. Law, bars & restaurants. Country bumpkin. Covered in dog hair. Not bad thanks. Trying and failing to retire early.
Immigrant. Law, bars & restaurants. Country bumpkin. Covered in dog hair. Not bad thanks. Trying and failing to retire early.
My wife plays the saxophone. We'd have to have a tiny house each. And one for guests. And the gym and office. All put together to make one normal house.
December 3, 2025 at 8:24 AM
My wife plays the saxophone. We'd have to have a tiny house each. And one for guests. And the gym and office. All put together to make one normal house.
I have a large house and still need space.
December 3, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I have a large house and still need space.
Hoping for a solid 4.
December 2, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Hoping for a solid 4.
Accidental drop of cheese happens a fair bit.
November 30, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Accidental drop of cheese happens a fair bit.
I'll blind them with my cheeky midriff.
November 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I'll blind them with my cheeky midriff.
Might get one for the gun range.
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Might get one for the gun range.
BLess him. Those GPS things remind me of the Coke dealer/Heart Surgeon game we used to play in that 90s London.
November 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
BLess him. Those GPS things remind me of the Coke dealer/Heart Surgeon game we used to play in that 90s London.
I'm 'You can get 4lbs of minced beef for that' northern.
November 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I'm 'You can get 4lbs of minced beef for that' northern.
Unless height is an issue, perhaps insulate the garage ceiling?
November 19, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Unless height is an issue, perhaps insulate the garage ceiling?
I get it from Jeff Bozos with Tea and Sarsons once or twice a year
November 12, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I get it from Jeff Bozos with Tea and Sarsons once or twice a year
I'm down to my last 800 bags of Yorkshire tea and thinking I'd better get an order in before Xmas.
November 12, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I'm down to my last 800 bags of Yorkshire tea and thinking I'd better get an order in before Xmas.
Never got into the coffee culture here. More than one (proper) coffee and I'm climbing the walls trying to escape the bongo drums in my chest.
November 12, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Never got into the coffee culture here. More than one (proper) coffee and I'm climbing the walls trying to escape the bongo drums in my chest.