Sorry about all that crazy shit yesterday, I was having a fever dream that the “leader” of our nation had a spray tan and was insecure about his penis, hands, hair, weight, eyes, and intelligence
#nightmares #firsteyeblind #USA #merica #fml #notadream #ihadadream

One time this guy asked me what did I think was the meaning of it all? Why were we here? Was this just a pointless rat race, as pointless as an addled musing of the most vile creature? The he let go of the back of my head and I coughed out his load on his face. Good times

I remember when I was younger and watched #StarTrek back then I loved it for its potential and the idea of alleviating #poverty and #inequality. Trying to watch in in the last decade it’s difficult watching the #imperialism that exists even in an enlightened future. #depressing DS9 is still fire

I am so hard for the #2ndammendment #givegunstotranspeople #givegunstopoc #nra is lowkey full of some absolutely vile folks but I really hope the have a #cumtojesus moment and #fucktrump and #fucknazis ngl

Holy shit I just #gooned for like two hours thinking about #universalhealthcare #publictransport #freeeducation and #universalhousing but I’m the the #USA SO I NEVER CAME

I recently stopped having the fantasy of owning property and living off of it in a meaningful way. Now I just buy flour in bulk and bake bread for the homeless and my community #americandream #godisdead #traditionalsourdough

People may think I’m crazy. What they don’t realize is that I work third shift at a retail warehouse and have watched my coworkers cease to exist and also become in all ways physically disabled by their job. I work that job too! It’s a bit of a guessing game when I will succumb!! Uwu

I love my country so much. One time I lost the vision in my right eye because I lived here. Does anyone else have that much patriotic pride?! Lmk if you also lost an important body part for the sake of your country’s value system.

Can anyone tell me where to find something I can buy? I would like to pay money for it if I can. Maybe I can send lots of dollars if it costs a lot of money. Cash cash cash!! Man I would just love it!

I drank like three cups of coffee. That easily enough South American product to encourage US invasion right? I hope so because my hole is freshly empty and I could use a good abductions and subsequent public shaming uwu

This app is probably better for me than meth and sex with redditors right? I don’t think either of those are inherently bad; I just can’t afford and also don’t want either of them.

I never understood furries. I have trouble hearing and they didn’t take off the head when we fucked. God I hope those were people wearing helmets.

I never tweeted. I didn’t understand it. Maybe I’ll get this…