1 Mad Irishman
@1madirishman.bsky.social
Progenitor of four humans. Everyone's favorite co-worker except people named Larry, they hate me and I'm not sure why. Gadfly, spiritual hobo, and sauntering expert.
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Americans instinctively root for King Kong even though he's an immigrant. Fighting for his freedom. Fighting his oppressors. Fighting the Chi-Coms and the power effeminate bit-coin lady boys.
December 31, 2024 at 4:50 AM
Americans instinctively root for King Kong even though he's an immigrant. Fighting for his freedom. Fighting his oppressors. Fighting the Chi-Coms and the power effeminate bit-coin lady boys.
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The art of the deal:
1. Make wild demands
2. Get nothing
3. Declare victory
1. Make wild demands
2. Get nothing
3. Declare victory
December 21, 2024 at 12:30 AM
The art of the deal:
1. Make wild demands
2. Get nothing
3. Declare victory
1. Make wild demands
2. Get nothing
3. Declare victory
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The Speaker of the House having to run his plans through two unelected bureaucrats who later blow everything up is absolutely appalling and the antithesis of GoVerNmeNT eFficiEncY.
December 19, 2024 at 4:58 AM
The Speaker of the House having to run his plans through two unelected bureaucrats who later blow everything up is absolutely appalling and the antithesis of GoVerNmeNT eFficiEncY.
I didn't care about Trans issues either. www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-...
December 19, 2024 at 6:39 AM
I didn't care about Trans issues either. www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-...
Where's our leader? Who's going to take the bullhorn? Someone needs to dominate the airwaves like Donald Trump does. He screamed the entire four years after his loss and won again. It's time to be uncivil.
December 15, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Where's our leader? Who's going to take the bullhorn? Someone needs to dominate the airwaves like Donald Trump does. He screamed the entire four years after his loss and won again. It's time to be uncivil.
Why are my high school friends who seemingly have the best vacations so angry? You look like you can ball out and eat as many eggs as you want at your thirty-six boat Freedom Flotilla Extravaganza. How many eggs do you need to feel satisfied and egg secure? Do you really even like eggs. Damn man.
December 15, 2024 at 7:10 AM
Why are my high school friends who seemingly have the best vacations so angry? You look like you can ball out and eat as many eggs as you want at your thirty-six boat Freedom Flotilla Extravaganza. How many eggs do you need to feel satisfied and egg secure? Do you really even like eggs. Damn man.
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I just posted this on Twitter with no note. I'm conducting a little experiment. Results to follow.
December 14, 2024 at 2:11 PM
I just posted this on Twitter with no note. I'm conducting a little experiment. Results to follow.
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imagine a country so furious about drag performers that it voted for polio
December 13, 2024 at 10:15 PM
imagine a country so furious about drag performers that it voted for polio
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Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.
December 13, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.
"I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK?"
December 10, 2024 at 6:42 PM
"I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK?"
People share penny pictures
and tell you what to think
you give your last Buffalo nickel
and take another drink
You'll never really know them
and don't care what they think
Cuz the prophets never cared much
and the beggars never blink
and all the sunny day sinners
became every day saints
and tell you what to think
you give your last Buffalo nickel
and take another drink
You'll never really know them
and don't care what they think
Cuz the prophets never cared much
and the beggars never blink
and all the sunny day sinners
became every day saints
December 10, 2024 at 3:23 PM
People share penny pictures
and tell you what to think
you give your last Buffalo nickel
and take another drink
You'll never really know them
and don't care what they think
Cuz the prophets never cared much
and the beggars never blink
and all the sunny day sinners
became every day saints
and tell you what to think
you give your last Buffalo nickel
and take another drink
You'll never really know them
and don't care what they think
Cuz the prophets never cared much
and the beggars never blink
and all the sunny day sinners
became every day saints
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BREAKING NEWS:
Luigi Mangione, who has been arrested over the execution of CEO Brian Thompson, was high school valedictorian.
Luigi Mangione, who has been arrested over the execution of CEO Brian Thompson, was high school valedictorian.
December 9, 2024 at 7:44 PM
BREAKING NEWS:
Luigi Mangione, who has been arrested over the execution of CEO Brian Thompson, was high school valedictorian.
Luigi Mangione, who has been arrested over the execution of CEO Brian Thompson, was high school valedictorian.
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FACT: The United States is the only developed country in the world without universal health coverage for all of its citizens - and that's absolutely shameful, especially for the most wealthy nation on the planet.
#HealthCareForAll
#HealthCareForAll
December 8, 2024 at 6:59 PM
FACT: The United States is the only developed country in the world without universal health coverage for all of its citizens - and that's absolutely shameful, especially for the most wealthy nation on the planet.
#HealthCareForAll
#HealthCareForAll
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December 8, 2024 at 3:49 PM
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This goes one of two ways: our democracy sinks beneath the ocean permanently (80%) or the backlash against billionaires is shocking in its size, scope and fury (20%)
The latter would take people realizing that a very small group of people are destroying Earth, but it's not as fun as owning the libs
The latter would take people realizing that a very small group of people are destroying Earth, but it's not as fun as owning the libs
December 6, 2024 at 10:14 PM
This goes one of two ways: our democracy sinks beneath the ocean permanently (80%) or the backlash against billionaires is shocking in its size, scope and fury (20%)
The latter would take people realizing that a very small group of people are destroying Earth, but it's not as fun as owning the libs
The latter would take people realizing that a very small group of people are destroying Earth, but it's not as fun as owning the libs
I feel like it would be advantageous to the public for someone to create and publish a list of egregious CEOs. We'll call the new movement, Doxing For Prosperity.
December 6, 2024 at 5:16 PM
I feel like it would be advantageous to the public for someone to create and publish a list of egregious CEOs. We'll call the new movement, Doxing For Prosperity.
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•Billionaires don’t pay into this economy. Their cash is overseas.
•Corporations write our legislation when they pay our elected officials.
•Our healthcare is attached to our employment.
•Workers don’t make enough to live.
•WE KEEP LETTING IT HAPPEN. #EndCitizensUnited
•Corporations write our legislation when they pay our elected officials.
•Our healthcare is attached to our employment.
•Workers don’t make enough to live.
•WE KEEP LETTING IT HAPPEN. #EndCitizensUnited
December 6, 2024 at 9:05 AM
•Billionaires don’t pay into this economy. Their cash is overseas.
•Corporations write our legislation when they pay our elected officials.
•Our healthcare is attached to our employment.
•Workers don’t make enough to live.
•WE KEEP LETTING IT HAPPEN. #EndCitizensUnited
•Corporations write our legislation when they pay our elected officials.
•Our healthcare is attached to our employment.
•Workers don’t make enough to live.
•WE KEEP LETTING IT HAPPEN. #EndCitizensUnited