Union Ststion #DC does not wait for #thanksgiving, and neither should you.

Guys. Why be a “Panican” when you could be a “Panicant”???

Alex Ovechkin breaks Wayne Gretzky's NHL goals record against Islanders with 895th career goal russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/04/06/a...

Howe had the record for 31 years, Gretzky had the record for 31 years. Somewhere out there is a 8 year old watching Ovi and thinking “yeah I could do that”

#Caps fans getting all riled up on the announcer calling Ovi a one trick pony makes me nervous that that’s a genuine fear for them. It’s so easily disproving by, oh I don’t know, watching hockey?
Let go and let goat.

The real 4 Nations is the enemies we made along the way.

Listen. I cannot be expected to remember what day it is everyday of every week of every year.
That’s just too much to ask of one person.

BREAKING: Trump’s Secretary of Wall Preservation and Stain Removal.

I took too long making this but Lars Eller is a great example of #Caps asset management. And I like him.
Worth of note, Montreal got a 2rd from Edmonton and turned it into Jordan Harris

The convert guide told me to retweet my hot tweets but comedy is all about