1-800-memes.bsky.social
@1-800-memes.bsky.social
The Al Capone of memes. Doing what's right for the crime family.
Piss for peace. Piss for the future.
September 18, 2025 at 11:53 AM
No Kings!

It's a sad fucking state when a clown holds all the cards in this game.

#nokings #clownshit #clownshowsarebetter #powertoweightratio
August 22, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Looking for a new car, but the ads want you to fuck.
July 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
When the coffee hits and you are ready to burn the place to the ground!
July 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Looking out...
July 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
When you get to the party and the drugs start to hit, but nobody is home.
July 7, 2025 at 1:56 PM
When you arrive at the party and they save you a slice.
July 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
When you go to the kitchen of your friends house and notice all the banned cereals.
July 5, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Oh no! Dude got hit by a bus! I hope he comes in tomorrow to cover his shift.
July 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
When they say try it and the alien gives you a gift you absolutely do not want...
July 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Bring it
July 4, 2025 at 12:58 PM
We all want one. Don't lie... Oh and don't think you are going to get away without tipping the waitress. She knows were you live and she is trained.
July 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
The face you make when you realize the spray didn't make you rich.
July 4, 2025 at 12:34 PM