@1-800-memes.bsky.social
The Al Capone of memes. Doing what's right for the crime family.
Pinned
The face you make when you realize the spray didn't make you rich.
Piss for peace. Piss for the future.
September 18, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Piss for peace. Piss for the future.
No Kings!
It's a sad fucking state when a clown holds all the cards in this game.
#nokings #clownshit #clownshowsarebetter #powertoweightratio
It's a sad fucking state when a clown holds all the cards in this game.
#nokings #clownshit #clownshowsarebetter #powertoweightratio
August 22, 2025 at 11:36 AM
No Kings!
It's a sad fucking state when a clown holds all the cards in this game.
#nokings #clownshit #clownshowsarebetter #powertoweightratio
It's a sad fucking state when a clown holds all the cards in this game.
#nokings #clownshit #clownshowsarebetter #powertoweightratio
Looking for a new car, but the ads want you to fuck.
July 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Looking for a new car, but the ads want you to fuck.
When the coffee hits and you are ready to burn the place to the ground!
July 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
When the coffee hits and you are ready to burn the place to the ground!
Looking out...
July 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Looking out...
Please wait to seat yourself...
July 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Please wait to seat yourself...
When you get to the party and the drugs start to hit, but nobody is home.
July 7, 2025 at 1:56 PM
When you get to the party and the drugs start to hit, but nobody is home.
When you go to the flea market and see sealed records thinking selling them will be the pathway to fuck money.
July 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
When you go to the flea market and see sealed records thinking selling them will be the pathway to fuck money.
Remember me! Where it all started so long ago...
The face you make when you realize the spray didn't make you rich.
July 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Remember me! Where it all started so long ago...
When you arrive at the party and they save you a slice.
July 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
When you arrive at the party and they save you a slice.
When you go to the kitchen of your friends house and notice all the banned cereals.
July 5, 2025 at 1:16 PM
When you go to the kitchen of your friends house and notice all the banned cereals.
Stock pepper is the taste of lies! Buy real peppercorns... your family will thank you.
July 5, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Stock pepper is the taste of lies! Buy real peppercorns... your family will thank you.
Running full speed only to be tripped by your own feet... Then having to run even faster to try and prevent a fatal body clap.
July 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Running full speed only to be tripped by your own feet... Then having to run even faster to try and prevent a fatal body clap.
Measels outbreak outside and you are here comparing our coffee to that mushroom SHIT! Fuck is wrong with you?
July 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Measels outbreak outside and you are here comparing our coffee to that mushroom SHIT! Fuck is wrong with you?
How high can you get the flames to the dumpster fire?
July 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
How high can you get the flames to the dumpster fire?
Oh no! Dude got hit by a bus! I hope he comes in tomorrow to cover his shift.
July 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Oh no! Dude got hit by a bus! I hope he comes in tomorrow to cover his shift.
When they say try it and the alien gives you a gift you absolutely do not want...
July 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
When they say try it and the alien gives you a gift you absolutely do not want...
We all want one. Don't lie... Oh and don't think you are going to get away without tipping the waitress. She knows were you live and she is trained.
July 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
We all want one. Don't lie... Oh and don't think you are going to get away without tipping the waitress. She knows were you live and she is trained.
Stay out of the bushes! You don't know where they have been!
July 4, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Stay out of the bushes! You don't know where they have been!
The face you make when you realize the spray didn't make you rich.
July 4, 2025 at 12:34 PM
The face you make when you realize the spray didn't make you rich.