Do you eat your Christmas Tree Cake from base to tip, or from tip to base
December 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Do you eat your Christmas Tree Cake from base to tip, or from tip to base
Somebody up there could've just pushed him effectively starting a brawl on the roof of the white house and they would've become the talk of the world forevermore. Poor Luigi, out with a banana slip.
August 7, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Somebody up there could've just pushed him effectively starting a brawl on the roof of the white house and they would've become the talk of the world forevermore. Poor Luigi, out with a banana slip.
Official White House post on x goes:
Happy mother's day to all mothers of whites!! But only with real vagine. Even those nasty leftist woke lunatics! From our family to yours, go make me samwich and I'll show the kids how to hold crayons like cigars! WINNING! MAKE AMERICA GREAT! DJT !
Happy mother's day to all mothers of whites!! But only with real vagine. Even those nasty leftist woke lunatics! From our family to yours, go make me samwich and I'll show the kids how to hold crayons like cigars! WINNING! MAKE AMERICA GREAT! DJT !
May 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Official White House post on x goes:
Happy mother's day to all mothers of whites!! But only with real vagine. Even those nasty leftist woke lunatics! From our family to yours, go make me samwich and I'll show the kids how to hold crayons like cigars! WINNING! MAKE AMERICA GREAT! DJT !
Happy mother's day to all mothers of whites!! But only with real vagine. Even those nasty leftist woke lunatics! From our family to yours, go make me samwich and I'll show the kids how to hold crayons like cigars! WINNING! MAKE AMERICA GREAT! DJT !
When I fell in love with the account recovery guy.
March 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
When I fell in love with the account recovery guy.
Something about a sunbeam
March 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Something about a sunbeam
Reposted by Brooke B
BREAKING: Indigenous activist Leonard Peltier released from prison after nearly 50 years
February 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
BREAKING: Indigenous activist Leonard Peltier released from prison after nearly 50 years
I represent Memeland™ and we're suing that prick for appropriating the word/term 'doge'. Smearing a precious image of clouds and puppies well loved by many and replacing it with a comically dangerous monstrosity machine much like those nanobot monsters in that one Disney movie. Contact us today.
February 17, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I represent Memeland™ and we're suing that prick for appropriating the word/term 'doge'. Smearing a precious image of clouds and puppies well loved by many and replacing it with a comically dangerous monstrosity machine much like those nanobot monsters in that one Disney movie. Contact us today.
Scene: corner of 5 and Dime and the Winn-Dixie. About a quarter mile walk from the beach. Sunsetting sky still pinkish. What we doing?
February 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Scene: corner of 5 and Dime and the Winn-Dixie. About a quarter mile walk from the beach. Sunsetting sky still pinkish. What we doing?
I went to the mountain yesterday and felt the enormity of the water and land and sky and then the blood began trickling down my thigh. In the snow. I should have nothing to do today but to sit here and bleed.
February 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I went to the mountain yesterday and felt the enormity of the water and land and sky and then the blood began trickling down my thigh. In the snow. I should have nothing to do today but to sit here and bleed.
Reposted by Brooke B
Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.
February 15, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.
Could I really get payed for sitting my ass down on a cake for some man. Baby I'll feed it to you. I'll fill up a baster and inject into your holes.
I need to lean into all the absolutely stupid ways there are to make money and survive in this world. Line walking isn't working. Pubes on the side?
I need to lean into all the absolutely stupid ways there are to make money and survive in this world. Line walking isn't working. Pubes on the side?
February 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Could I really get payed for sitting my ass down on a cake for some man. Baby I'll feed it to you. I'll fill up a baster and inject into your holes.
I need to lean into all the absolutely stupid ways there are to make money and survive in this world. Line walking isn't working. Pubes on the side?
I need to lean into all the absolutely stupid ways there are to make money and survive in this world. Line walking isn't working. Pubes on the side?
Ruby in the bright afternoon window
February 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Ruby in the bright afternoon window
Hey sorry but do you feel like men in public are being really brazen and rude all the sudden? I don't know.
February 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Hey sorry but do you feel like men in public are being really brazen and rude all the sudden? I don't know.
We're watching Poltergeist and my dear young daughter wonders when and why the TV would ever do that grey fuzzy thing.
Which really fucks up the freak.
Modernized Poltergeist is like:
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Which really fucks up the freak.
Modernized Poltergeist is like:
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February 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
We're watching Poltergeist and my dear young daughter wonders when and why the TV would ever do that grey fuzzy thing.
Which really fucks up the freak.
Modernized Poltergeist is like:
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🪑🪽
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👀 hELLooo
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Which really fucks up the freak.
Modernized Poltergeist is like:
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Hey do you think when they decree we have to carry papers in public declaring citizenship and regime loyalty or wake up in a camp, they will at least make like cute little pocket or wallet sized like display cases that you can decorate or personalize or something.
February 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Hey do you think when they decree we have to carry papers in public declaring citizenship and regime loyalty or wake up in a camp, they will at least make like cute little pocket or wallet sized like display cases that you can decorate or personalize or something.
Listening to them do the Big Bark when someone walks by the window and I wonder if my dogs would eat somebody if they tried to hurt me or if they've been desensitized by all the horror movies.
January 31, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Listening to them do the Big Bark when someone walks by the window and I wonder if my dogs would eat somebody if they tried to hurt me or if they've been desensitized by all the horror movies.
Reposted by Brooke B
some america first beers spotted in denmark:
January 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
some america first beers spotted in denmark:
I really did think I was dying and couldn't move and was dizzy and wondering why I deserve such misery and then I remembered I hadn't eaten in 24 hours, ate half of a pizza, and we're back.
January 30, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I really did think I was dying and couldn't move and was dizzy and wondering why I deserve such misery and then I remembered I hadn't eaten in 24 hours, ate half of a pizza, and we're back.
Child just asked "how long ago was the 90s?"
It's been 84 years..
It's been 84 years..
January 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Child just asked "how long ago was the 90s?"
It's been 84 years..
It's been 84 years..
Reposted by Brooke B
bingo
Absolutely batshit you can watch on live TV a rotting whale eating, bear corpse vandalizing, brainworm eaten, anti-science sex pest who drove an ex wife to suicide & looks exactly like corrupted Leland Palmer from Twin Peaks & sounds like Megatron auditioning to be head of America’s healthcare.
January 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
bingo
Reposted by Brooke B
‘We may be living in Hell, but that doesn’t mean we have to like it, accept it or surrender.’
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109 Ways To Fight Back Against What's Happening In The U.S. Right Now — HuffPost
We may be living in Hell, but that doesn't mean we have to like it, accept it or surrender.
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January 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
‘We may be living in Hell, but that doesn’t mean we have to like it, accept it or surrender.’
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Reposted by Brooke B
...check up on yo strong friends...
January 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
...check up on yo strong friends...
I miss the The Rent is Too Damn High Party guy.
January 29, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I miss the The Rent is Too Damn High Party guy.