Martin
@0fficemonkey.bsky.social
BLM. Mental Health First Aider. Facilitator@talkaboutitmate. He/Him. Fuck The Tories.
Still won’t get the level of respect he deserves ether. Heroic.
October 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Still won’t get the level of respect he deserves ether. Heroic.
If you can’t take joy as a Man Utd fan winning that game “they celebrated like it was the CL” (they really didn’t)
Then fuck off and support someone else.
We deserved that win.
Then fuck off and support someone else.
We deserved that win.
August 31, 2025 at 6:01 AM
If you can’t take joy as a Man Utd fan winning that game “they celebrated like it was the CL” (they really didn’t)
Then fuck off and support someone else.
We deserved that win.
Then fuck off and support someone else.
We deserved that win.
Has anyone got his walking stats though?
July 18, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Has anyone got his walking stats though?
This Jota news is absolutely heartbreaking, has only just got married too
July 3, 2025 at 8:25 AM
This Jota news is absolutely heartbreaking, has only just got married too
Bruno, Mbeumo, Cunha.
How do we fuck this up?!
How do we fuck this up?!
June 3, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Bruno, Mbeumo, Cunha.
How do we fuck this up?!
How do we fuck this up?!
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The case for selling Bruno being a good idea feels like it requires an almost delusional leap of faith to me. This isn’t the Coutinho situation I’m seeing it compared to, not even close
May 30, 2025 at 9:24 AM
The case for selling Bruno being a good idea feels like it requires an almost delusional leap of faith to me. This isn’t the Coutinho situation I’m seeing it compared to, not even close
Shitting it today 🤢🤢🤢🤢
May 21, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Shitting it today 🤢🤢🤢🤢
Can 100% guarantee that if we do win the Europa League next week and had a parade we’d have the piss taken out of us.
Can’t win!
Can’t win!
May 13, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Can 100% guarantee that if we do win the Europa League next week and had a parade we’d have the piss taken out of us.
Can’t win!
Can’t win!
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Longest shot in the world here, but one of our #cats went missing last Saturday and still hasn't shown up. Never missed a meal in her almost 6 years.
She's microchipped, neutered, and wearing a grey collar.
Droylsden area of Greater Manchester, specifically M43 7 postcode.
Please repost.
She's microchipped, neutered, and wearing a grey collar.
Droylsden area of Greater Manchester, specifically M43 7 postcode.
Please repost.
May 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Longest shot in the world here, but one of our #cats went missing last Saturday and still hasn't shown up. Never missed a meal in her almost 6 years.
She's microchipped, neutered, and wearing a grey collar.
Droylsden area of Greater Manchester, specifically M43 7 postcode.
Please repost.
She's microchipped, neutered, and wearing a grey collar.
Droylsden area of Greater Manchester, specifically M43 7 postcode.
Please repost.
Everyone needs to stop acting like we’re already through tonight. They score first tonight and 🤮
May 8, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Everyone needs to stop acting like we’re already through tonight. They score first tonight and 🤮
Haven’t ran since January 🥶🥶🥶
April 25, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Haven’t ran since January 🥶🥶🥶
Old Trafford is ancient and we do need a new ground but there’s something magical about it in the sunshine 🥺
April 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Old Trafford is ancient and we do need a new ground but there’s something magical about it in the sunshine 🥺
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United being shit makes it *more* special. That comeback, that resilience came from nowhere. We didn't seem capable. I've seen United win loads but never seen something quite like that. That unexpected. It's once or twice in a lifetime if you're lucky. Put your brain away and just fucking relish it
April 18, 2025 at 8:08 AM
United being shit makes it *more* special. That comeback, that resilience came from nowhere. We didn't seem capable. I've seen United win loads but never seen something quite like that. That unexpected. It's once or twice in a lifetime if you're lucky. Put your brain away and just fucking relish it
Casemiro was immense too, he’s been excellent recently
April 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Casemiro was immense too, he’s been excellent recently
Any of you cunts slag off Maguire then ill brick ya
April 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Any of you cunts slag off Maguire then ill brick ya
It’s so frustrating as we’ve played some really good football tonight
April 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
It’s so frustrating as we’ve played some really good football tonight
Sick to absolute death of Garnacho. Wrong decision every fucking time.
April 1, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Sick to absolute death of Garnacho. Wrong decision every fucking time.
As if they were booing there. Thick cunts
March 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
As if they were booing there. Thick cunts
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It’s racism. Putting a question at the end of it doesn’t make it any less racist. No surprises from the former S*n editor who managed the unthinkable in uniting Mancunians and Scousers in their hatred of that ‘newspaper’ 🚮
February 27, 2025 at 7:41 AM
It’s racism. Putting a question at the end of it doesn’t make it any less racist. No surprises from the former S*n editor who managed the unthinkable in uniting Mancunians and Scousers in their hatred of that ‘newspaper’ 🚮
No treble for them 😍😍😍
February 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
No treble for them 😍😍😍
That was incredible television. Freddie’s little pirouette was beautiful
January 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
That was incredible television. Freddie’s little pirouette was beautiful
It’s alright. Anthony is coming on at half time
January 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
It’s alright. Anthony is coming on at half time
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Best part was coming back after going behind rather than crumble, and still going for the win when it was 2-2, rather than clinging on. Amorim has talked endlessly about being brave, and there were signs today.
January 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Best part was coming back after going behind rather than crumble, and still going for the win when it was 2-2, rather than clinging on. Amorim has talked endlessly about being brave, and there were signs today.