Zuzu
@zuzulf.bsky.social
Chaotic dumb.
Flying places ✈️ | easily scared | clumsy.
I'm gonna French you up.
🔞🍆💦
Flying places ✈️ | easily scared | clumsy.
I'm gonna French you up.
🔞🍆💦
Yazio, I don't need you to gamify my calories intake, I just tryna count what I eat
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Yazio, I don't need you to gamify my calories intake, I just tryna count what I eat
Wanted to tease friends with pits but ended up taking a half decent pic of my bicep, workout has been paying off 🥰
November 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Wanted to tease friends with pits but ended up taking a half decent pic of my bicep, workout has been paying off 🥰
Be proud of me, I made a phone call for a medical appointment 🫠
November 7, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Be proud of me, I made a phone call for a medical appointment 🫠
He just wanna sniff your bulge and be your sweatrag, help him out 😤
November 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
He just wanna sniff your bulge and be your sweatrag, help him out 😤
No I'm trying not to fuck my shoulder/collarbone even further stop it 😩
November 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
No I'm trying not to fuck my shoulder/collarbone even further stop it 😩
If my body could stop having joints pain every couple of weeks that'd be great, I just tryna get bigger bro 😭
October 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
If my body could stop having joints pain every couple of weeks that'd be great, I just tryna get bigger bro 😭
Me too train but I keep going, so should you
October 24, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Me too train but I keep going, so should you
My useless superpower right now is to transform a cup of tea into a gallon of piss, fucking hell I got up a dozen of times
October 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
My useless superpower right now is to transform a cup of tea into a gallon of piss, fucking hell I got up a dozen of times
Don't be so passive aggressive jeez
October 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Don't be so passive aggressive jeez
Reposted by Zuzu
Looks like he's bringing some fresh meat
One of several alts from my Patreon
One of several alts from my Patreon
November 15, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Looks like he's bringing some fresh meat
One of several alts from my Patreon
One of several alts from my Patreon
I'm just a big guy, in a small plane
October 17, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I'm just a big guy, in a small plane
On my way to bench my twunks
October 16, 2025 at 2:25 PM
On my way to bench my twunks
Still on your bed but collared now
October 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Still on your bed but collared now
Me *checks out*
Hotel clerk : thank you have a good flight!
Me: you too!
...
Hotel clerk : thank you have a good flight!
Me: you too!
...
October 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Me *checks out*
Hotel clerk : thank you have a good flight!
Me: you too!
...
Hotel clerk : thank you have a good flight!
Me: you too!
...
I need someone on my laps and riding the life outta me asap 😤
October 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I need someone on my laps and riding the life outta me asap 😤
Dear Spotify, I do not want to chat with the friend who just sent me a song to listen to, you are not a messaging app.
October 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Dear Spotify, I do not want to chat with the friend who just sent me a song to listen to, you are not a messaging app.
I need a s̶n̶i̶f̶f̶e̶r̶ spotter when working out
October 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I need a s̶n̶i̶f̶f̶e̶r̶ spotter when working out
One thing Brexit stole from France is the Mark and Spencer stores here, I miss them 😩
October 2, 2025 at 11:52 AM
One thing Brexit stole from France is the Mark and Spencer stores here, I miss them 😩
Vicar Amelia, in my Silent Hill game?
Yes.
Yes.
October 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Vicar Amelia, in my Silent Hill game?
Yes.
Yes.
Who said no dog on the bed
September 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Who said no dog on the bed
Lazy morning bulge
(Yes it's a mess)
(Yes it's a mess)
September 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Lazy morning bulge
(Yes it's a mess)
(Yes it's a mess)
Nothing beats a full English up North and a big castle
September 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Nothing beats a full English up North and a big castle