infinite zero
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When you stare into the void, sometimes, just sometimes, the void stares back
Remember that time Cheney shot his friend while hunting quail (the bird, not dan quayle)?
Post a bird announcing that Dick Cheney is dead.
November 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Remember that time Cheney shot his friend while hunting quail (the bird, not dan quayle)?
If I were Mamdani, I’d be responding that, as mayor, I’d Eminent Domain Trump Tower and make it housing for the poor/unhoused.
November 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
If I were Mamdani, I’d be responding that, as mayor, I’d Eminent Domain Trump Tower and make it housing for the poor/unhoused.
malice /mal-ice/ (noun): A desire to harm others or to see others suffer; extreme ill will or spite.
mal-ICE. Yup, checks out
mal-ICE. Yup, checks out
October 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
malice /mal-ice/ (noun): A desire to harm others or to see others suffer; extreme ill will or spite.
mal-ICE. Yup, checks out
mal-ICE. Yup, checks out
Happy Bartolomé Day: theoatmeal.com/comics/colum...
October 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Happy Bartolomé Day: theoatmeal.com/comics/colum...
Channeling my inner @scalzi.com anything can be a burrito. May I present bbq chicken and green bean butrito
October 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Channeling my inner @scalzi.com anything can be a burrito. May I present bbq chicken and green bean butrito
Instead of making dumb appliances “smart”, can we just make ones that work?
October 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Instead of making dumb appliances “smart”, can we just make ones that work?
“Don’t be a sheeple” they said. “Do your own research” they said. MF this is why we have scientists. I don’t have the time/money to do a double blind study on which washing machine is gonna clean my shirt best
September 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
“Don’t be a sheeple” they said. “Do your own research” they said. MF this is why we have scientists. I don’t have the time/money to do a double blind study on which washing machine is gonna clean my shirt best
A day that will live in infamy: the 10th of Schadenfreudember
September 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
A day that will live in infamy: the 10th of Schadenfreudember
Well, at least *someone* didn’t forget about dre
August 21, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Well, at least *someone* didn’t forget about dre
It is at once amusing and distressing the number of images that show up in a search for “threats” that feature DJT
August 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
It is at once amusing and distressing the number of images that show up in a search for “threats” that feature DJT
TFW you have to reach out and make sure your friends returned from an international trip - not because of where they went but because your own country might disappear them at the border 😢
August 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
TFW you have to reach out and make sure your friends returned from an international trip - not because of where they went but because your own country might disappear them at the border 😢
me: turns left because left turn signal light is green
passenger: why did you turn? The highway is faster.
me: do you know how open shortest path first routing works?
passenger: …..uh….no?
me: me neither
passenger: why did you turn? The highway is faster.
me: do you know how open shortest path first routing works?
passenger: …..uh….no?
me: me neither
August 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
me: turns left because left turn signal light is green
passenger: why did you turn? The highway is faster.
me: do you know how open shortest path first routing works?
passenger: …..uh….no?
me: me neither
passenger: why did you turn? The highway is faster.
me: do you know how open shortest path first routing works?
passenger: …..uh….no?
me: me neither
Same energy as the people who use the Liberian flag emojii in their 4th of July facebook posts
July 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Same energy as the people who use the Liberian flag emojii in their 4th of July facebook posts
Okay, but hear me out. What if, instead of Canada being the 51st state, the US became the 11th province? Then we could talk about looneys and not be referring to the president
May 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Okay, but hear me out. What if, instead of Canada being the 51st state, the US became the 11th province? Then we could talk about looneys and not be referring to the president
The only technology worse than email are printers. And the only thing worse than printers is printing out emails
May 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The only technology worse than email are printers. And the only thing worse than printers is printing out emails
Yes, I did eat half my sandwich before I realized why it was so terrible how’s your day going?
April 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Yes, I did eat half my sandwich before I realized why it was so terrible how’s your day going?
This is truly the best of all possible worlds
1. LLM-generated code tries to run code from online software packages. Which is normal but
2. The packages don’t exist. Which would normally cause an error but
3. Nefarious people have made malware under the package names that LLMs make up most often. So
4. Now the LLM code points to malware.
2. The packages don’t exist. Which would normally cause an error but
3. Nefarious people have made malware under the package names that LLMs make up most often. So
4. Now the LLM code points to malware.
LLMs hallucinating nonexistent software packages with plausible names leads to a new malware vulnerability: "slopsquatting."
April 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
This is truly the best of all possible worlds
“Why stand on a silent platform? Fight the war, f**k the [fascists]”
April 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
“Why stand on a silent platform? Fight the war, f**k the [fascists]”
The secret to being promoted in a large organization: fail so spectacularly and publicly that your boss _has_ to promote you to avoid looking like a bad manager for assigning you the task in the first place
March 31, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The secret to being promoted in a large organization: fail so spectacularly and publicly that your boss _has_ to promote you to avoid looking like a bad manager for assigning you the task in the first place
“But her emails” is how I would have responded were I ever accidentally added to a top secret Signal chat
March 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
“But her emails” is how I would have responded were I ever accidentally added to a top secret Signal chat
It was the b̶e̶s̶t̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶s̶, it was the worst of times: daylight saving time
March 9, 2025 at 5:14 AM
It was the b̶e̶s̶t̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶s̶, it was the worst of times: daylight saving time
DOGE, like the crypto it is named after isn’t about making things better, its just plain old corruption. 18F was not well known, but they did awesome work to make the IT of the USgov better for Americans
I got laid off today, with the rest of 18F.
18F was an elite federal software shop. We made gov't websites work better, more efficiently for the American people. We saved taxpayers from getting screwed over by contractors. And were fired for it.
We made this website to tell our story:
18f.org
18F was an elite federal software shop. We made gov't websites work better, more efficiently for the American people. We saved taxpayers from getting screwed over by contractors. And were fired for it.
We made this website to tell our story:
18f.org
We're not done yet | 18F
18f.org
March 2, 2025 at 5:21 AM
DOGE, like the crypto it is named after isn’t about making things better, its just plain old corruption. 18F was not well known, but they did awesome work to make the IT of the USgov better for Americans
Zelenskyy shows, again, that he won’t kowtow to bullies - even when they are his supposed “allies”. US might have better air defenses, but Ukraine has a better president.
March 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Zelenskyy shows, again, that he won’t kowtow to bullies - even when they are his supposed “allies”. US might have better air defenses, but Ukraine has a better president.
Clearly, the most appropriate way to reply to all these DOGE emails is to preface any response with: “By reading this email you are consenting to immediate resignation”
February 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Clearly, the most appropriate way to reply to all these DOGE emails is to preface any response with: “By reading this email you are consenting to immediate resignation”