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Dunk Accino
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If somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world... somebody lied. He/him
Being shot by a young right wing man at an event designed to make young people more right wing, literally at the exact moment you are arguing against laws is the closest thing I’ve ever seen to someone saying “if God exists, may he strike me with lightning” and then it actually happens.
September 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
My wife explaining one of 100 tertiary characters in My Brilliant Friend:

“That’s Signora Marcellio Solaterrio Jr”

Me explaining one of 100 tertiary characters in The Wire to my wife:

“That’s Ploopie”
February 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Before and after my appointment to secretary of defense
December 5, 2024 at 4:08 PM