Carlos
@zoneofcarlos.bsky.social
🇪🇸Home is Barcelona
🇩🇪Ex-Berliner + 🗽Lifelong New Yorker
Samantha Jones fan club President
🇩🇪Ex-Berliner + 🗽Lifelong New Yorker
Samantha Jones fan club President
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This is so damn messy 🥤🍿
Brooklyn Beckham speaks out against his parents David & Victoria and alleges that they tried to ruin his wedding:
“I do not want to reconcile with my family. I'm not being controlled […] Weeks before our big day, my parents repeatedly pressured and attempted to bribe me into signing away the rights
“I do not want to reconcile with my family. I'm not being controlled […] Weeks before our big day, my parents repeatedly pressured and attempted to bribe me into signing away the rights
January 19, 2026 at 8:41 PM
This is so damn messy 🥤🍿
God I love this damn show 😍
January 19, 2026 at 7:47 AM
God I love this damn show 😍
I really can’t get into Threads. Something about it feels cringe and I can’t explain it. I think it’s people who weren’t funny enough for Twitter.
January 18, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I really can’t get into Threads. Something about it feels cringe and I can’t explain it. I think it’s people who weren’t funny enough for Twitter.
The season premiere of Industry was absolute chef’s kiss 😍
January 14, 2026 at 8:41 PM
The season premiere of Industry was absolute chef’s kiss 😍
L O L to the straight people commenting on this reel
January 11, 2026 at 10:18 PM
L O L to the straight people commenting on this reel
Joined Hevy and now need to add mutuals. Also is it worth paying for?
January 7, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Joined Hevy and now need to add mutuals. Also is it worth paying for?
The nightly struggle of whether I go to the gym in the morning or at night after work. At this point I just don’t think I’m a morning person 😭
January 6, 2026 at 10:13 PM
The nightly struggle of whether I go to the gym in the morning or at night after work. At this point I just don’t think I’m a morning person 😭
Wow gays are really running these cottage references into the ground huh? 🥴
January 6, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Wow gays are really running these cottage references into the ground huh? 🥴
It’s Three Kings day here in BCN and I have the day off. Really milking whatever I can from Christmas break 🙊
January 6, 2026 at 11:04 AM
It’s Three Kings day here in BCN and I have the day off. Really milking whatever I can from Christmas break 🙊
The power of Shakira law in full effect
Mamdani has only been Mayor for a day & criminals are already fleeing New York
January 2, 2026 at 7:59 PM
The power of Shakira law in full effect
Annual insta purge of people I didn’t know existed ✂️😊
January 2, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Annual insta purge of people I didn’t know existed ✂️😊
lol to all these people who think they’re the main character and post a damn novel about their past year. Dayum.
January 1, 2026 at 12:10 AM
lol to all these people who think they’re the main character and post a damn novel about their past year. Dayum.
Hope you all enjoyed. That’s a wrap on 2025. More to come next year! 🥂🫶🏽😍
December 31, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Hope you all enjoyed. That’s a wrap on 2025. More to come next year! 🥂🫶🏽😍
Want to gift this but also get one for myself? All roles are out the window in 2026.
December 31, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Want to gift this but also get one for myself? All roles are out the window in 2026.
Finished ‘Heated Rivalry’. 10/10. No notes. Shed a few tears in the finale.
December 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Finished ‘Heated Rivalry’. 10/10. No notes. Shed a few tears in the finale.
This coming out scene in stranger things is so cringe 😭🥴 not sure how to explain it but it felt so off
December 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
This coming out scene in stranger things is so cringe 😭🥴 not sure how to explain it but it felt so off
Keep getting ads for Hyrox training. Have no idea what it is but I feel like everyone is doing it. It’s like CrossFit but not really?
December 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Keep getting ads for Hyrox training. Have no idea what it is but I feel like everyone is doing it. It’s like CrossFit but not really?
I just spent 15 min scrolling through bulges on Instagram (thanks algorithm). How’s your Christmas going? 🎄
December 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I just spent 15 min scrolling through bulges on Instagram (thanks algorithm). How’s your Christmas going? 🎄
Okay finally about to start Heated Rivalry. Thanks pop culture universe for your patience 😭
December 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Okay finally about to start Heated Rivalry. Thanks pop culture universe for your patience 😭
I was about to buy tix for Avatar but I legit can’t imagine sitting in the theater for 3.5 hours when I’m not excited about a movie 😵💫 someone tell me how it is haha
December 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I was about to buy tix for Avatar but I legit can’t imagine sitting in the theater for 3.5 hours when I’m not excited about a movie 😵💫 someone tell me how it is haha
Whoa. Not sure what to think but maybe this will get more people to watch!
Breaking: The Oscars Are Leaving ABC For YouTube Starting in 2029
Oscars Bolt from ABC to YouTube Starting in 2029
The Academy announced on Wednesday:
bit.ly
December 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Whoa. Not sure what to think but maybe this will get more people to watch!
I randomly posted my foot pic in the other app and woke up to madness 💀I need to start monetising
December 16, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I randomly posted my foot pic in the other app and woke up to madness 💀I need to start monetising
Can we make this happen? I’ll go first.
Why stop at fcf when we could have meaty schlong Monday, thick dick Tuesday, whole hog Wednesday, towering boner Thursday, super chub Saturday, and saintly dong Sunday?
December 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Can we make this happen? I’ll go first.