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corpse J 🧟‍♀️
@zombiejerusalem.bsky.social
Hi it’s corpse from Twitter. Here to enjoy my fuckin ships and do my best to help slap fandom into shape. [she/her]
🧟‍♀️ disabled, chronically ill, lesbian, witch
sheith | eruri | inhun. 18+ followers only.
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Guys, stop donating to my GFM. A debt collector garnished every penny in my account. All the donations I got are gone, my balance is literally $0.
CW talk of spirituality and religion

I realized I scheduled a rest day for today and forgot that it’s Yule/Winter Solstice, and I felt really guilty until I remembered that I don’t have to feel that way anymore

My New Year’s resolution is to work on getting rid of my residual Catholic guilt lol 🧵
December 21, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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Idk if it’s intentional but this looks like Santa and Cthulhu are in cahoots and I’m here for it
December 24, 2024 at 7:29 PM
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• “I didn’t watch it, but TikTok told me it’s problematic.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
David Fincher is my favorite film director but I’m still not touching his Squid Game spinoff with a 55 foot pole
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
When you’re trying to log your calories, but you’re using voice recorder and you just realized you spilled water on your lap
November 15, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Tiny Jesus loves you. Everyone say hi to Tiny Jesus
November 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
OK, I’m starting out this fuckin thread bc if I don’t do it now I’ll keep putting it off lmao. In honor of spooky season, I want to share some of the sheith fantasy AUs I’ve made in The Sims!! In this story, Shiro and Kuron are werewolves and Shiro first befriends Keith when he is a kiddo.
October 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
HI BISKIES HI HAPPY HALLOWEEN 🎃🎃🎃🎃 I’m sorry I haven’t been around much, but it’s bc I always pack my Octobers full of as much activity as I can tolerate and more and I’ve been either busy or exhausted or both 😭 I only just managed to get my ass to my local Spirit TODAY omg

BUT LOOK WHO SHOWED UP
October 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I’m just like the government when I’m stressed out I completely shut down
October 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
My horror movie challenge to myself fell through pretty quick but that’s to be expected from me

When it comes to movies I’m extremely particular and it’s always a very spontaneous decision. Translation: I have ADHD

So I just watched The Ring for probably the billionth time lol its my comfort movie
September 26, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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"We do not allow sexual content involving non-consensual activity including synthetic, simulated, illustrated, or animated versions."
You dumbasses don't even realize your own new rule bans depictions of rape that present rape as bad and traumatic this is so embarrassing who amongst you wrote this.
September 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
This is impossible to enforce and that’s likely the point, but it’s in my nature to desperately grasp at any silver lining and right now that’s the mildly amusing prospect of little notes on NSFW art that say shit like ‘the furry on the bottom enthusiastically consented before the muzzle was put on’
The bad news keep coming

These go into effect Oct 15th
September 20, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Guys, stop donating to my GFM. A debt collector garnished every penny in my account. All the donations I got are gone, my balance is literally $0.
September 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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every person who has made a callout or moral accusation of any kind over fiction is a clown who contributed to this censorship war. every single one of them. every single one. and none of them deserve praise for changing their minds now (assuming any of them even have)
September 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
It doesn’t happen often, but I think it’s wild when I see a published book and I know exactly which fanfic it originally was
September 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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September 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Parents in the 80s/90s: This song has hidden Satanic messages! If u play this record backwards u can hear a Satanic prayer brainwashing our children w black magic!!

Ghost: This song is about Satan. We are singing about the literal Devil. We love the Devil, Lucifer & Satan. Satan is good. Hail Satan
September 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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yeah
August 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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*young me, developing a strong sense of justice*

This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane
August 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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the usual vagueness is present here that is usually a bad sign to come for adult content.

bluesky is taking feedback on the guidelines at this link below. Let them know these are not satisfactory

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

points that need addressing are: [cont]
August 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
So as u guys know I’m a huge fan of all things spooky, but it occurred to me that there’s a weird amount of horror movies that I haven’t seen yet. So I’m going down a list and watching/rewatching shit starting with some summer-themed flicks

CAN YALL BELIEVE I HAD NEVER SEEN JAWS UNTIL TODAY???
August 14, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Y’all there’s a Hot Topic now at the outdoor mall I love to window shop at and I’m so fucking tickled

Like yeah HT doesn’t sell music anymore so it’s a shadow of its former self, but it was full of Y2K mall goth clothes. So many baggy pants w tiny plastic handcuffs we’re so back baby
August 8, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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since last week's deindexing of nearly all NSFW content on itch, a major indie game storefront, due to pressure from payment processors, artists and fans have been organizing and calling financial companies en masse to turn back the tide of censorship. in their eyes, this clash was inevitable
July 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM