Zoinks McJinkies
@zoinksmcjinkies.bsky.social
Bi Wrestling Historian, Yugioh Shitposter, Chef & Scooby Doo fanboy. Formerly The Mort, Falcone on other sites.
Can anyone help out please? I've got no heating or food and don't get paid until friday.
February 11, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Can anyone help out please? I've got no heating or food and don't get paid until friday.
Gather the troops, we march at dawn
January 28, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Gather the troops, we march at dawn
My hottest take is that I'm sort of okay with AI art. Because the kind of people who like it are the kind of people who will ask for a commission for free, then complain they have to pay like 5 bucks and say "Your art isn't even that good".
January 28, 2025 at 12:17 PM
My hottest take is that I'm sort of okay with AI art. Because the kind of people who like it are the kind of people who will ask for a commission for free, then complain they have to pay like 5 bucks and say "Your art isn't even that good".
I have no idea who he is. I have no idea what he's advertising. All I know is if I see his dumb fucking face interrupt one more old Seananners video, I'm starting a holy war.
January 28, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I have no idea who he is. I have no idea what he's advertising. All I know is if I see his dumb fucking face interrupt one more old Seananners video, I'm starting a holy war.
The strangest part of being a hobbyist magician is I could never post magic tricks on the other site because for whatever reason It'd attract s*gar dad/mom bots. Every single time
January 9, 2025 at 12:07 PM
The strangest part of being a hobbyist magician is I could never post magic tricks on the other site because for whatever reason It'd attract s*gar dad/mom bots. Every single time
Somehow, WWE appealing to this guy is even worse than the MAGA stuff
January 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Somehow, WWE appealing to this guy is even worse than the MAGA stuff
HHH: Hey Mark, are you busy on Jan 6th?
Undertaker: Whatever it is I'm in
Undertaker: Whatever it is I'm in
January 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
HHH: Hey Mark, are you busy on Jan 6th?
Undertaker: Whatever it is I'm in
Undertaker: Whatever it is I'm in
Oh, I'm sure people are just being harsh about the new Dynamite theme because its new. They'll get used to it eventu-
*Pointer Sisters intensifies*
*Pointer Sisters intensifies*
January 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Oh, I'm sure people are just being harsh about the new Dynamite theme because its new. They'll get used to it eventu-
*Pointer Sisters intensifies*
*Pointer Sisters intensifies*
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Siegfried (1921) by Thomas Theodor Heine
December 26, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Siegfried (1921) by Thomas Theodor Heine
TFW after everyone being told that you literally cannot drink alcohol anymore, 2 people buy you large bottles of booze and start peer pressuring you.
Feliz Navidad.
Feliz Navidad.
December 25, 2024 at 4:57 PM
TFW after everyone being told that you literally cannot drink alcohol anymore, 2 people buy you large bottles of booze and start peer pressuring you.
Feliz Navidad.
Feliz Navidad.
Merry ChristMas
December 25, 2024 at 9:49 AM
Merry ChristMas
Name a non-LOTR character that could resist the One Ring.
Well, provided its on the correct hand, anyway
Well, provided its on the correct hand, anyway
December 22, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Name a non-LOTR character that could resist the One Ring.
Well, provided its on the correct hand, anyway
Well, provided its on the correct hand, anyway
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Happy 20th anniversary to Cave Story.
One of my favorite games forever!
One of my favorite games forever!
December 21, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Happy 20th anniversary to Cave Story.
One of my favorite games forever!
One of my favorite games forever!
I retract this statement because I just realized how funny it would be to have Punk on UpUpDownDown and have to sit there while Xavier deliberately says "Move-Set" as many times as possible.
Honestly I'm glad he's back to just having little grievances that don't really matter and not absolute buttfucking hatred.
December 17, 2024 at 10:15 AM
I retract this statement because I just realized how funny it would be to have Punk on UpUpDownDown and have to sit there while Xavier deliberately says "Move-Set" as many times as possible.
When Luke Gallows arrived to OVW in his twenties, someone thought he was an old territories wrestler. How embarresing. Imagine mistaking Gallows for a wrestler.
December 17, 2024 at 10:12 AM
When Luke Gallows arrived to OVW in his twenties, someone thought he was an old territories wrestler. How embarresing. Imagine mistaking Gallows for a wrestler.
CM Punk being forced into the Rollins vortex on Jan 6th is the second worst thing on that date.
December 17, 2024 at 2:16 AM
CM Punk being forced into the Rollins vortex on Jan 6th is the second worst thing on that date.
Breaking: Christian Cage will return as Captain Charisma in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
December 15, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Breaking: Christian Cage will return as Captain Charisma in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
Effy & Brett going into full "AEW is the Enemy" mode over Hammerstein, while sorta working with WWE, and then helping AEW promote the Hammerstein show, is some next level backpedalling.
December 15, 2024 at 6:32 AM
Effy & Brett going into full "AEW is the Enemy" mode over Hammerstein, while sorta working with WWE, and then helping AEW promote the Hammerstein show, is some next level backpedalling.
Fun fact: If you select CM Punk on the Move Set menu he calls you a fucking loser.
December 15, 2024 at 6:27 AM
Fun fact: If you select CM Punk on the Move Set menu he calls you a fucking loser.
AEW treating Toni Storm wearing a hat again like its their "AJ Styles changed his theme song back" moment. Which is fitting because they both reverted to something less interesting.
December 13, 2024 at 12:19 AM
AEW treating Toni Storm wearing a hat again like its their "AJ Styles changed his theme song back" moment. Which is fitting because they both reverted to something less interesting.
Given how detail oriented he is, I'm wondering if Heyman is dressing like Paul Bearer recently on purpose
December 1, 2024 at 4:57 AM
Given how detail oriented he is, I'm wondering if Heyman is dressing like Paul Bearer recently on purpose
HHH realizing he now has to resist the urge to book a screwjob spot in Canada
November 30, 2024 at 11:46 PM
HHH realizing he now has to resist the urge to book a screwjob spot in Canada
The year is 2024 and wrestling companies have still not figured out YOU DON'T GIVE THE BABYFACES THE ADVANTAGE IN WAR GAMES STYLE MATCHES
November 26, 2024 at 11:47 AM
The year is 2024 and wrestling companies have still not figured out YOU DON'T GIVE THE BABYFACES THE ADVANTAGE IN WAR GAMES STYLE MATCHES