zoe!
@zoeicles.bsky.social
she/they/it, 🐭
occasionally a TitMouse, frequently a BreastRat
occasionally a TitMouse, frequently a BreastRat
starting a post-hardcore band called Nardwuar Allegations
January 10, 2026 at 11:38 PM
starting a post-hardcore band called Nardwuar Allegations
my precious precious english girl just now: "what do they call GAA for ladies? Kabuki?"
January 10, 2026 at 3:18 PM
my precious precious english girl just now: "what do they call GAA for ladies? Kabuki?"
girl who says Now We're Suckin' Diesel when she blows a load
January 6, 2026 at 8:10 PM
girl who says Now We're Suckin' Diesel when she blows a load
all the lads walking into the Saipan screening wearing some variant of Irish football team paraphernalia.... the straights finally have their own Rocky Horror
January 4, 2026 at 7:17 PM
all the lads walking into the Saipan screening wearing some variant of Irish football team paraphernalia.... the straights finally have their own Rocky Horror
Reposted by zoe!
Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*
January 3, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*
she sent me an arsenic-lined letter in the post about this a week ago saying i should "do better" and "check my privileges" and i will "rue the day"
A lot of irl friends have complained that when they log in, their timeline is just full of posts and reskeets from me. And what I have to say is: skill issue, do better, get absolutely rekt you fuckin' n00bs. You're in my arena now. You think this is a game? I came here to fuckin' *post*. Okay, Zoe?
January 3, 2026 at 2:04 PM
she sent me an arsenic-lined letter in the post about this a week ago saying i should "do better" and "check my privileges" and i will "rue the day"
Reposted by zoe!
reminder that it doesnt matter what criticisms you have of the government of venezuela right now
January 3, 2026 at 7:35 AM
reminder that it doesnt matter what criticisms you have of the government of venezuela right now
GETTING LAID OFF FROM MY FAILJOB
January 3, 2026 at 1:04 PM
GETTING LAID OFF FROM MY FAILJOB
went to slag room and everyone knew you
January 1, 2026 at 7:18 PM
went to slag room and everyone knew you
kissed a dozen girls at a Dutch New Years party and now even the groceries are slut shaming me
January 1, 2026 at 7:18 PM
kissed a dozen girls at a Dutch New Years party and now even the groceries are slut shaming me
Reposted by zoe!
FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!
can i hold your hand, chef 👉👈
December 31, 2025 at 2:37 AM
can i hold your hand, chef 👉👈
trad irish prog metal band called O'Tool
December 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
trad irish prog metal band called O'Tool
Reposted by zoe!
if they made a an armpit vape I'd hit it
December 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
if they made a an armpit vape I'd hit it
every time i get too romantic about it...
December 18, 2025 at 9:08 AM
every time i get too romantic about it...
the best part of having an irish girlfriend: ooooh i am a cute little mouse ooooh you wanna give me cheese oooooh you wanna pick me up and put me in your pocket ooooooo
December 18, 2025 at 8:35 AM
the best part of having an irish girlfriend: ooooh i am a cute little mouse ooooh you wanna give me cheese oooooh you wanna pick me up and put me in your pocket ooooooo
how about my Current Employer
December 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
how about my Current Employer