Zitilites
@zitilites.bsky.social
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@zitilites.bsky.social
· Jul 17
The Exile by Zitilites
Stream and Save The Exile - Distributed by DistroKid
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New synthwave single "The Exile" out now on all platforms.
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More links coming, but look for it on your favorite service :-)
Cover art by Howl @zombiehollic.bsky.social
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More links coming, but look for it on your favorite service :-)
Cover art by Howl @zombiehollic.bsky.social
Gratuitous pictures of my new drawers!
December 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Gratuitous pictures of my new drawers!
A few people told me to watch A Minecraft Movie. They said it was really good and you didn't need to know anything about Minecraft to watch it.
That was a lie. It was terrible. No substance, awful acting, no pacing, awful story telling.
Actually very curious to hear what fans of the game think?
That was a lie. It was terrible. No substance, awful acting, no pacing, awful story telling.
Actually very curious to hear what fans of the game think?
December 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
A few people told me to watch A Minecraft Movie. They said it was really good and you didn't need to know anything about Minecraft to watch it.
That was a lie. It was terrible. No substance, awful acting, no pacing, awful story telling.
Actually very curious to hear what fans of the game think?
That was a lie. It was terrible. No substance, awful acting, no pacing, awful story telling.
Actually very curious to hear what fans of the game think?
It ain't christmas til the uncle gets drunk.
Good news! I am the uncle, and I am getting close...
Good news! I am the uncle, and I am getting close...
December 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
It ain't christmas til the uncle gets drunk.
Good news! I am the uncle, and I am getting close...
Good news! I am the uncle, and I am getting close...
Merry yuletide and whatnot.
December 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Merry yuletide and whatnot.
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Merry Christmas! 🎄✨ All music at lukhash.bandcamp.com is now FREE to download 🎁 It’s also DMCA-safe if you want to use it on your Twitch streams 👾🎶 Hope you have a great time! 🎄❤️
December 24, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Merry Christmas! 🎄✨ All music at lukhash.bandcamp.com is now FREE to download 🎁 It’s also DMCA-safe if you want to use it on your Twitch streams 👾🎶 Hope you have a great time! 🎄❤️
They were out of DeLoreans, so we got this instead.
December 18, 2025 at 12:26 PM
They were out of DeLoreans, so we got this instead.
Having a very "people and corporations keep being awful and face no consequences" kind of day.
Also, I have a cold.
Thank you for your participation in this whine.
Also, I have a cold.
Thank you for your participation in this whine.
December 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Having a very "people and corporations keep being awful and face no consequences" kind of day.
Also, I have a cold.
Thank you for your participation in this whine.
Also, I have a cold.
Thank you for your participation in this whine.
Anybody have a kitchen keygen?
I need to crack some eggs.
I need to crack some eggs.
December 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Anybody have a kitchen keygen?
I need to crack some eggs.
I need to crack some eggs.
The sign on the bathroom door said: "Out of odor".
That was a lie.
That was a lie.
December 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The sign on the bathroom door said: "Out of odor".
That was a lie.
That was a lie.
The other day a colleague wrote me a question to which I simply replied with a link to the exact section of the doc that explains it. They should have damn well known how to find that themselves.
Get RTFM'ed, miscreant!
Get RTFM'ed, miscreant!
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The other day a colleague wrote me a question to which I simply replied with a link to the exact section of the doc that explains it. They should have damn well known how to find that themselves.
Get RTFM'ed, miscreant!
Get RTFM'ed, miscreant!
Finally had a chance to watch Superman 2025 (had to catch the hubby in the perfect mood).
Wow. It's the first *actually good* Superman movie ever.
After the absolute cavalcade of embarassing DC movies of the past 20 years, hiring James Gunn is a stroke of genious. Excited to see where this goes.
Wow. It's the first *actually good* Superman movie ever.
After the absolute cavalcade of embarassing DC movies of the past 20 years, hiring James Gunn is a stroke of genious. Excited to see where this goes.
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Finally had a chance to watch Superman 2025 (had to catch the hubby in the perfect mood).
Wow. It's the first *actually good* Superman movie ever.
After the absolute cavalcade of embarassing DC movies of the past 20 years, hiring James Gunn is a stroke of genious. Excited to see where this goes.
Wow. It's the first *actually good* Superman movie ever.
After the absolute cavalcade of embarassing DC movies of the past 20 years, hiring James Gunn is a stroke of genious. Excited to see where this goes.
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It's Bandcamp Friday! 💥
Support on there helps me so much ANY day of the year and I hugely appreciate it 💖
Here's a bit about who I am and what I do! ✨
Support on there helps me so much ANY day of the year and I hugely appreciate it 💖
Here's a bit about who I am and what I do! ✨
December 5, 2025 at 12:58 PM
It's Bandcamp Friday! 💥
Support on there helps me so much ANY day of the year and I hugely appreciate it 💖
Here's a bit about who I am and what I do! ✨
Support on there helps me so much ANY day of the year and I hugely appreciate it 💖
Here's a bit about who I am and what I do! ✨
Take me there 💜
December 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Take me there 💜
Every single middle-ages comedian is suddenly vindicated.
I turned 40 and as if by magic, my ballsack got an extra 2 inches of loose skin and I think I like whiskey now??
I turned 40 and as if by magic, my ballsack got an extra 2 inches of loose skin and I think I like whiskey now??
November 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Every single middle-ages comedian is suddenly vindicated.
I turned 40 and as if by magic, my ballsack got an extra 2 inches of loose skin and I think I like whiskey now??
I turned 40 and as if by magic, my ballsack got an extra 2 inches of loose skin and I think I like whiskey now??
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Scientists recently combined DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab.
Things went sideways real fast.
Things went sideways real fast.
November 20, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Scientists recently combined DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab.
Things went sideways real fast.
Things went sideways real fast.
Been a while since I watched much youtube, but me and the hubby are looking at car reviews because we need a new car (more on that later).
Gawd... DAMN! Youtube is absolute shite now. Just... ads. Ads as far as the eyes can see. Every couple of minutes, the same 5 ads.
Ublock doesn't work 😭😭😭
Gawd... DAMN! Youtube is absolute shite now. Just... ads. Ads as far as the eyes can see. Every couple of minutes, the same 5 ads.
Ublock doesn't work 😭😭😭
November 20, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Been a while since I watched much youtube, but me and the hubby are looking at car reviews because we need a new car (more on that later).
Gawd... DAMN! Youtube is absolute shite now. Just... ads. Ads as far as the eyes can see. Every couple of minutes, the same 5 ads.
Ublock doesn't work 😭😭😭
Gawd... DAMN! Youtube is absolute shite now. Just... ads. Ads as far as the eyes can see. Every couple of minutes, the same 5 ads.
Ublock doesn't work 😭😭😭
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I don’t promote my Spotify links anymore because the company is evil.
But you can still hear my tunes on YouTube!
I’ve got music to listen to when driving, running, sex, working, studying, gardening, cooking,
bathing, 420ing, goonin‘, washing dishes, and more!
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
But you can still hear my tunes on YouTube!
I’ve got music to listen to when driving, running, sex, working, studying, gardening, cooking,
bathing, 420ing, goonin‘, washing dishes, and more!
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
This is Kawsaki - YouTube
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I don’t promote my Spotify links anymore because the company is evil.
But you can still hear my tunes on YouTube!
I’ve got music to listen to when driving, running, sex, working, studying, gardening, cooking,
bathing, 420ing, goonin‘, washing dishes, and more!
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
But you can still hear my tunes on YouTube!
I’ve got music to listen to when driving, running, sex, working, studying, gardening, cooking,
bathing, 420ing, goonin‘, washing dishes, and more!
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
(yes, this is the one time where I break my rule against chain posts, so I can repost this awesome cover that Martin Malund did for me)
(yes, this is the one time where I break my rule against chain posts, so I can repost this awesome cover that Martin Malund did for me)
November 20, 2025 at 9:09 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
(yes, this is the one time where I break my rule against chain posts, so I can repost this awesome cover that Martin Malund did for me)
(yes, this is the one time where I break my rule against chain posts, so I can repost this awesome cover that Martin Malund did for me)
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Some AI slop “music“ has millions and billions of views/plays.
This song I composed from scratch a couple years ago has 13 views. Let’s see if we can change that. 👍💯
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYev...
This song I composed from scratch a couple years ago has 13 views. Let’s see if we can change that. 👍💯
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYev...
Drift, Pt. 2
YouTube video by Kawsaki - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 16, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Some AI slop “music“ has millions and billions of views/plays.
This song I composed from scratch a couple years ago has 13 views. Let’s see if we can change that. 👍💯
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYev...
This song I composed from scratch a couple years ago has 13 views. Let’s see if we can change that. 👍💯
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYev...
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November 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Can we finally start calling him Neil Old yet? Honestly...
🇨🇦 Neil Young is turning 80 — and these Canadian musicians are throwing him a party at Massey Hall in Toronto.
#NeilYoung🇨🇦
#CanadaSky🍁
www.thestar.com/entertainmen...
#NeilYoung🇨🇦
#CanadaSky🍁
www.thestar.com/entertainmen...
Neil Young is about to turn 80 — and these Canadian musicians are throwing him a party at Massey Hall
"NY80: A Celebration of Neil Young and His Music,” hosted by CBC’s Tom Power, will take place Nov. 12.
www.thestar.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Can we finally start calling him Neil Old yet? Honestly...
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November 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM