Ennui (she/they)
@zetsubonna.bsky.social
My 2026 resolution? Embrace cringe: become shameless. ✨
It was the darndest thing. After crying for two hours I realized that all of my Sims bars were in the red. I took a 30 minute shower and drank 36 oz of water and ate something and I turned back into a human person.
You would think 10 years of drugs and therapy would have taught me this.
You would think 10 years of drugs and therapy would have taught me this.
February 18, 2026 at 1:47 PM
It was the darndest thing. After crying for two hours I realized that all of my Sims bars were in the red. I took a 30 minute shower and drank 36 oz of water and ate something and I turned back into a human person.
You would think 10 years of drugs and therapy would have taught me this.
You would think 10 years of drugs and therapy would have taught me this.
Eventually the Insomnia debuff converts into a damage multiplier.
February 18, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Eventually the Insomnia debuff converts into a damage multiplier.
You are so bright that sometimes people are burned by it, but that’s not on you. Do not dim your light for the comfort of others. Sunlight is a disinfectant.
(Text I sent to my sister this morning)
(Text I sent to my sister this morning)
February 5, 2026 at 7:17 PM
You are so bright that sometimes people are burned by it, but that’s not on you. Do not dim your light for the comfort of others. Sunlight is a disinfectant.
(Text I sent to my sister this morning)
(Text I sent to my sister this morning)
Tell the people you love that you love them every single day. It can be a 😘 in the group chat, it doesn’t have to be a big deal.
February 5, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Tell the people you love that you love them every single day. It can be a 😘 in the group chat, it doesn’t have to be a big deal.
My message of the afternoon to the group chat:
“I found the 2026 trans Girl Scouts list. Got a high schooler in his last/senior year of Scouts and his first year presenting as male and it’s kicking his ass in in-person sales.
Who wants cookies?”
“I found the 2026 trans Girl Scouts list. Got a high schooler in his last/senior year of Scouts and his first year presenting as male and it’s kicking his ass in in-person sales.
Who wants cookies?”
February 2, 2026 at 8:51 PM
My message of the afternoon to the group chat:
“I found the 2026 trans Girl Scouts list. Got a high schooler in his last/senior year of Scouts and his first year presenting as male and it’s kicking his ass in in-person sales.
Who wants cookies?”
“I found the 2026 trans Girl Scouts list. Got a high schooler in his last/senior year of Scouts and his first year presenting as male and it’s kicking his ass in in-person sales.
Who wants cookies?”
I propose, in the face of the increasing inaccuracy of predictive text, we refer to the errors of autocorrect as “auto incorrect.”
February 1, 2026 at 9:05 AM
I propose, in the face of the increasing inaccuracy of predictive text, we refer to the errors of autocorrect as “auto incorrect.”
The current point of controversy in the tight circle of people I discuss handwriting with is whether redesigning my lowercase Z to look less like a ZB/DN lowercase Y and more like a そ is clever or aesthetically offensive.
January 31, 2026 at 9:01 PM
The current point of controversy in the tight circle of people I discuss handwriting with is whether redesigning my lowercase Z to look less like a ZB/DN lowercase Y and more like a そ is clever or aesthetically offensive.
Oh my gosh (excited Southerner noises) @happybusman.bsky.social @passeriform.bsky.social — y'all are my favorite people now. Y'all and my buddies down in FL who asked me a similar follow up on Discord.
This is going to be a thread, Sponsored By 'Tism and my New Year's Resolution to Be Shameless.
This is going to be a thread, Sponsored By 'Tism and my New Year's Resolution to Be Shameless.
Hi Ennui, what can you tell me about the evolution of predominant forms of longhand cursive in 20th century education?
January 31, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Oh my gosh (excited Southerner noises) @happybusman.bsky.social @passeriform.bsky.social — y'all are my favorite people now. Y'all and my buddies down in FL who asked me a similar follow up on Discord.
This is going to be a thread, Sponsored By 'Tism and my New Year's Resolution to Be Shameless.
This is going to be a thread, Sponsored By 'Tism and my New Year's Resolution to Be Shameless.
Sometimes I want someone to ask me about one of my special interests and let me vibrate with joyful ‘tism for 7 to 27 minutes about, IDK, why the TWSBI Go stub is my second favorite fountain pen.
Ask me about the evolution of predominant forms of longhand cursive in 20th century education. 👉🏼👈🏼
Ask me about the evolution of predominant forms of longhand cursive in 20th century education. 👉🏼👈🏼
January 31, 2026 at 7:36 AM
Sometimes I want someone to ask me about one of my special interests and let me vibrate with joyful ‘tism for 7 to 27 minutes about, IDK, why the TWSBI Go stub is my second favorite fountain pen.
Ask me about the evolution of predominant forms of longhand cursive in 20th century education. 👉🏼👈🏼
Ask me about the evolution of predominant forms of longhand cursive in 20th century education. 👉🏼👈🏼
My day was absolutely awesome from 7AM—7PM, whereupon perimenopause attacked me with joint pain, a hot flash, nausea, and a crippling mood swing in the middle of the Walmart.
My favorite cashier came through and got us out as fast as she could— and then the period shits attacked.
Good day though.
My favorite cashier came through and got us out as fast as she could— and then the period shits attacked.
Good day though.
I’ve decided I’m going to have a good day today. 😌
January 31, 2026 at 7:16 AM
My day was absolutely awesome from 7AM—7PM, whereupon perimenopause attacked me with joint pain, a hot flash, nausea, and a crippling mood swing in the middle of the Walmart.
My favorite cashier came through and got us out as fast as she could— and then the period shits attacked.
Good day though.
My favorite cashier came through and got us out as fast as she could— and then the period shits attacked.
Good day though.
I’ve decided I’m going to have a good day today. 😌
January 30, 2026 at 2:41 PM
I’ve decided I’m going to have a good day today. 😌
My sister told me this morning that her boyfriend, who is an engineer, sincerely believes that aliens built the pyramids.
This is why I can’t date. I would break up with someone over this.
This is why I can’t date. I would break up with someone over this.
January 29, 2026 at 3:48 PM
My sister told me this morning that her boyfriend, who is an engineer, sincerely believes that aliens built the pyramids.
This is why I can’t date. I would break up with someone over this.
This is why I can’t date. I would break up with someone over this.
Ice Storm: my boss at my $24/h job told me 9AM Sunday we’re closed Monday and I can use PTO, but roomie’s boss at their $12/h job told them 1h before their Sunday shift not to come in (and they know they will not be paid).
This says so much about retail/food service versus white collar work.
This says so much about retail/food service versus white collar work.
January 25, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Ice Storm: my boss at my $24/h job told me 9AM Sunday we’re closed Monday and I can use PTO, but roomie’s boss at their $12/h job told them 1h before their Sunday shift not to come in (and they know they will not be paid).
This says so much about retail/food service versus white collar work.
This says so much about retail/food service versus white collar work.
Finished a journal in 2 months! (A5, 192p)
Starting a new one just in time for February and my birthday. 💕
Starting a new one just in time for February and my birthday. 💕
January 23, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Finished a journal in 2 months! (A5, 192p)
Starting a new one just in time for February and my birthday. 💕
Starting a new one just in time for February and my birthday. 💕
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i think about this often
January 9, 2026 at 1:38 PM
i think about this often
When I was about three, my mother asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up.
Now, what I meant was “Tall.”
But what I said was “A giraffe.”
🦒
Now, what I meant was “Tall.”
But what I said was “A giraffe.”
🦒
January 23, 2026 at 6:26 AM
When I was about three, my mother asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up.
Now, what I meant was “Tall.”
But what I said was “A giraffe.”
🦒
Now, what I meant was “Tall.”
But what I said was “A giraffe.”
🦒
You know what’s weird?
I’m not paid what a phone psychic cost in 1997.
People expect me to read their minds when, per inflation, $3.99/min in 1997 is equal to $8/min, so $480/h.
Hell, even not adjusted, $3.99 per minute is still $239.40/h. 10x my wage.
I don’t get paid enough to be psychic.
I’m not paid what a phone psychic cost in 1997.
People expect me to read their minds when, per inflation, $3.99/min in 1997 is equal to $8/min, so $480/h.
Hell, even not adjusted, $3.99 per minute is still $239.40/h. 10x my wage.
I don’t get paid enough to be psychic.
January 21, 2026 at 9:22 PM
You know what’s weird?
I’m not paid what a phone psychic cost in 1997.
People expect me to read their minds when, per inflation, $3.99/min in 1997 is equal to $8/min, so $480/h.
Hell, even not adjusted, $3.99 per minute is still $239.40/h. 10x my wage.
I don’t get paid enough to be psychic.
I’m not paid what a phone psychic cost in 1997.
People expect me to read their minds when, per inflation, $3.99/min in 1997 is equal to $8/min, so $480/h.
Hell, even not adjusted, $3.99 per minute is still $239.40/h. 10x my wage.
I don’t get paid enough to be psychic.
What’s your Criterion Collection?
I.e.: a song, a book, a movie, a tv show, a video game, and a board game that, when combined, encapsulate your essence so much that person who consumed all of these things would understand you better on a visceral level?
Not your favorites. Your essentials.
I.e.: a song, a book, a movie, a tv show, a video game, and a board game that, when combined, encapsulate your essence so much that person who consumed all of these things would understand you better on a visceral level?
Not your favorites. Your essentials.
January 19, 2026 at 2:39 PM
What’s your Criterion Collection?
I.e.: a song, a book, a movie, a tv show, a video game, and a board game that, when combined, encapsulate your essence so much that person who consumed all of these things would understand you better on a visceral level?
Not your favorites. Your essentials.
I.e.: a song, a book, a movie, a tv show, a video game, and a board game that, when combined, encapsulate your essence so much that person who consumed all of these things would understand you better on a visceral level?
Not your favorites. Your essentials.
One of the mods in one of my new stationery Discord servers gives the best compliments, I might cry!
January 19, 2026 at 2:34 PM
One of the mods in one of my new stationery Discord servers gives the best compliments, I might cry!
I gotta hand it to Chappell Roan,
“I heard you like magic; I’ve got a Wand and a Rabbit”
is the best Queer F/F pickup line I have ever heard in my entire life.
“I heard you like magic; I’ve got a Wand and a Rabbit”
is the best Queer F/F pickup line I have ever heard in my entire life.
January 15, 2026 at 9:18 PM
I gotta hand it to Chappell Roan,
“I heard you like magic; I’ve got a Wand and a Rabbit”
is the best Queer F/F pickup line I have ever heard in my entire life.
“I heard you like magic; I’ve got a Wand and a Rabbit”
is the best Queer F/F pickup line I have ever heard in my entire life.
Gag Order is the best hurt angry woman album since Jagged Little Pill.
Kesha absolutely has pipes. When she turns auto tune off it’s like one of those dudes in anime taking off his weights so he can fight harder.
Kesha absolutely has pipes. When she turns auto tune off it’s like one of those dudes in anime taking off his weights so he can fight harder.
January 9, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Gag Order is the best hurt angry woman album since Jagged Little Pill.
Kesha absolutely has pipes. When she turns auto tune off it’s like one of those dudes in anime taking off his weights so he can fight harder.
Kesha absolutely has pipes. When she turns auto tune off it’s like one of those dudes in anime taking off his weights so he can fight harder.
I was describing Final Fantasy games to my favorite shitposter on Tumblr and I finished strong with
“11 was a fucking heroin addiction that almost made me fail out of college.”
This is deep Ennui lore, I feel.
“11 was a fucking heroin addiction that almost made me fail out of college.”
This is deep Ennui lore, I feel.
January 8, 2026 at 5:54 AM
I was describing Final Fantasy games to my favorite shitposter on Tumblr and I finished strong with
“11 was a fucking heroin addiction that almost made me fail out of college.”
This is deep Ennui lore, I feel.
“11 was a fucking heroin addiction that almost made me fail out of college.”
This is deep Ennui lore, I feel.
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