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Zeta Of 1
@zetaof1.bsky.social
Economist, Enthusiast of Chess, Math, Music and similar items. Data Dude.
Some call me the space cowboy, some call me the gangster of love. Sober 10 years.
Known to rearrange thoughts in other people's brains.
Pinned
Ich weiß nicht mal mehr die Hälfte vom Kontext aber das ist das beste was mir seit langem passiert ist
A question to the men in my bubble who are no doubt usually around my age: how do you feel about going grey? Because I get absolutely excited at every grey beard hair I find. I'm so ready to be a silver fox, I cannot wait
January 7, 2026 at 8:59 PM
In order to apply for a permanent residence permit in Germany my wife needs a type D national visa for Germany which is valid 90 days and is only meant to give you access for the application. She has a type C Schengen visa, which allows her to be here, but not apply for residence. So she can 1/
January 5, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Each year I swear I'll do advent of code and each year I just don't find the time for it during december. How do people do that next to working a full time job?
I just binge the entire set of problems early January on time off
Today got to speed up a big problem by rewriting it as a linalg problem.
January 4, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Frage mich, ob bei all den Geschehnissen @ronzheimer.bsky.social jetzt schlichtweg nen 24/7 Livestream mit wechselnden Gästen macht, Stoff genug gäb's ja

In other words, wo Ronzheimer-Folge zu Venezuela?!
January 3, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Out of morbid curiosity, what was the biggest pain you've ever been in? For those who've given birth, maybe also name the second biggest pain because I am fairly sure childbirth is on an entirely different level altogether.

Mine was shingles. God that hurt.
January 1, 2026 at 10:28 AM
In Germany, every year on New Year's Eve they publish the results of the year-long survey of which city in Germany is the happiest. It is a long-standing tradition and without fail the city of Neuss always wins. That is why it is common to great the new year screaming "Frohes Neuss!"
Frohes Neuss.
December 31, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Vorschlag zur Güte: der Länderfinanzausgleich bleibt bestehen, aber statt Transfer an die Landeshaushalte wird es pro Kopf ausgezahlt an die Bewohner der Nehmerländer und zwar auf blau-weißem Scheck mit Konterfei des bayerischen Ministerpräsidenten und Signatur "Euer Maggus"
December 31, 2025 at 11:11 AM
And now for the end of the year I have seen someone unironically post the results of an online-IQ test on LinkedIn humblebragging about the result, that about covers it

Btw the result was 123, even if that online IQ test was accuracte it was by no means anything remotely deserving of humblebrags...
December 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Just finished "Wake Up Dead Man" which on my feed had recently received some rather mixed reviews. After watching it, I don't understand why. I felt this was a fantastic entry into the Knives Out series. The only thing I get is that people wanted more Benoit Blanc, but the film was grandiose!
December 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Eines Tages werde ich ein wirklich langes Traktat darüber verfassen was Gedichte & Lieder mit simplen aber künstlerischen Texten (Herbert Grönemeyer, Heinz Rudolf Kunze) von solchen mit simplistischen (Mark Forster, Ich & Ich) unterscheidet & das Eine Kunst ist & das Andere Müll & dann is vorbei
December 29, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Reposted by Zeta Of 1
Mal wieder ernüchternd für die #Bundeswehr:

Die FAZ hat den Kontext zur Ablösung des Kommandeurs des Fallschirmjägerregiments 26 recherchiert.

www.faz.net/aktuell/poli...
Hitlergrüße und Frauenhass: Ermittlungen bei den Fallschirmjägern
Nazitümelei, Kokainkonsum, Vergewaltigungsphantasien: Seit Monaten untersucht die Bundeswehr Vorfälle bei ihren Fallschirmjägern. Der zuständige General zeigt sich sprachlos.
www.faz.net
December 29, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Hat irgendwer hier auch noch die letzte Folge "Was tun, Herr General?" gehört und erlitt ähnlichen Fremdscham angesichts dieser AI-Songs?
December 29, 2025 at 8:52 AM
One reason why I am fairly disinterested in most "AI": where tasks are analytically decomposable into a lot of simple tasks that can be addressed with if-else or other mathematical techniques, these methods will always be superior to e.g. LLMs etc.
LLMs only excel in areas where there is a high 1/
December 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Zu Weihnachten hat mir meine Orts-SPD einen Flyer mit Weihnachtsgrüßen im Briefkasten hinterlassen. Niemand glaubt so sehr an die frohe Botschaft der Hoffnung wie eine SPD, die glaubt, im ländlichen Bayern noch Stimmen holen zu können.
December 26, 2025 at 1:07 PM
For nearly 40 years my mother keeps inviting relatives on holidays "around coffee time". For nearly 40 years my mother says how much it annoys her that our relatives never arrive at the time she expects. When asked, she categorically refuses to give a concrete time for when to come. Jfc.
December 26, 2025 at 12:02 PM
December 23, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Der Schuh des Manitou
Actually, yeah, that sounds bloody awesome
Friday the 13th. 😑
December 19, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Finally my marriage is officially registered in Germany
I'm married now not only by ring, by heart, by vow and by georgian authorities, no
I'm married now according to the most important thing in the world
German tax authorities ♥️
December 19, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Mit 50 Sachen an einem an einer Haltestelle haltenden und warnblinkenden Bus in einem dicken Pickup-Truck vorbeizufahren und dabei auch noch langgezogen zu hupen ist schon eine doch recht interessante Art, die eigene Unzulänglichkeit zu kommunizieren
December 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
This year on Bluesky I wrote 447 posts and 3.857 replies. I received 9.526 likes, whereas 173 was from my most popular post, and apparently I love saying "not" and 🥲!

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zetaof1.bsky.social's Bluesky Wrapped 2025
Check out zetaof1.bsky.social's year on Bluesky!
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December 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Fact No. 1: Roaches can be steered by their antenna, zombiewasps use this to steer them to their lair.
Fact No. 2: this would also be possible using input-sensitive electronical devices that steer an armada of roaches based on what a user does.
Conclusion: You could run "Doom" on Cockroaches.
December 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Countries visited:
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December 16, 2025 at 9:17 AM
That last paragraph is for everyone wondering why turning your music "just a little louder" can really damage your hearing: doubling the volume means 10 more decibels, means tenfold the stress on your ears. Another correlate is when someone tells you a noise was e.g. "60-70" decibels you know 1/
I like when good journalists write about my field because they very quickly capture exactly what's hilarious / infuriating about it (from David Owen's VOLUME CONTROL)
December 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Ich lass ja musikalisch über vieles mit mir reden aber eines is indiskutabel Herbert Grönemeyer ist ein Held der deutschen Musikszene
December 15, 2025 at 1:26 PM
26 is dancier than 4
December 15, 2025 at 9:29 AM