Painfully accurate portrayal of me 😢
January 11, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Painfully accurate portrayal of me 😢
Death is the only thing that can stop them and right now, they no longer fear it.
January 10, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Death is the only thing that can stop them and right now, they no longer fear it.
Over the past week, I've been playing Anthem before it gets killed on Monday. I meant to do it before Christmas so it didn't feel like such a rush, but a few hours here and there of an evening was plenty to do the story and a few of the side content bits.
I didn't hate it, but it was kinda dull.
I didn't hate it, but it was kinda dull.
January 10, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Over the past week, I've been playing Anthem before it gets killed on Monday. I meant to do it before Christmas so it didn't feel like such a rush, but a few hours here and there of an evening was plenty to do the story and a few of the side content bits.
I didn't hate it, but it was kinda dull.
I didn't hate it, but it was kinda dull.
Just had a text from the doctors about my latest prescription. They're only issuing me a small quantity of one medication and NONE of the other because I need to have a review. In two weeks.
Oh I'm sure nothing can go wrong by suddenly stopping taking long term meds for half a month!
Oh I'm sure nothing can go wrong by suddenly stopping taking long term meds for half a month!
January 9, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Just had a text from the doctors about my latest prescription. They're only issuing me a small quantity of one medication and NONE of the other because I need to have a review. In two weeks.
Oh I'm sure nothing can go wrong by suddenly stopping taking long term meds for half a month!
Oh I'm sure nothing can go wrong by suddenly stopping taking long term meds for half a month!
Imagine if they accepted the money, then pooled it together to fund a PMC to fight off any Americans trying to enter the country.
Trump talking about giving each person in Greenland $100,000 in US taxpayer money is incredibly America First. And he keeps sending fundraising emails to his cult promising them $2,000 checks if they send him money. At this point you can only conclude they like being hustled.
January 9, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Imagine if they accepted the money, then pooled it together to fund a PMC to fight off any Americans trying to enter the country.
At least with Elon paywalling the child pornography machine there's now plenty of credit card details, with names and addresses attached to them, to hand over to the cops, should the absolute sops running any country at all decide to enforce the law.
January 9, 2026 at 2:17 PM
At least with Elon paywalling the child pornography machine there's now plenty of credit card details, with names and addresses attached to them, to hand over to the cops, should the absolute sops running any country at all decide to enforce the law.
Mood uplift from a simple free-nuts-based conversation in Sainsburys earlier. Forgot what it's like to have pleasant social interactions.
January 9, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Mood uplift from a simple free-nuts-based conversation in Sainsburys earlier. Forgot what it's like to have pleasant social interactions.
Who up hoisting they mainsails?!
January 7, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Who up hoisting they mainsails?!
Oh I see the shit cunts in ICE have murdered someone again. They won't see justice from the courts, what with the president victim-blaming, but here's hoping other forms find them well.
January 7, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Oh I see the shit cunts in ICE have murdered someone again. They won't see justice from the courts, what with the president victim-blaming, but here's hoping other forms find them well.
Mr Baby will see you now.
January 7, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Mr Baby will see you now.
Awake. A show where two realities are possible, which is the real one? The show got cancelled after one season due to low ratings, however it ended in such a way that it could come back but if it didn't, it still felt satisfying. Incredibly rare achievement.
January 7, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Awake. A show where two realities are possible, which is the real one? The show got cancelled after one season due to low ratings, however it ended in such a way that it could come back but if it didn't, it still felt satisfying. Incredibly rare achievement.
Looking at houses near Cocking Park, along Cocking Causeway, just outside of Cocking, Sussex.
January 6, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Looking at houses near Cocking Park, along Cocking Causeway, just outside of Cocking, Sussex.
"This will definitely help the situation!"
January 6, 2026 at 8:17 PM
"This will definitely help the situation!"
Today, my cat is "Bob Bear"
January 6, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Today, my cat is "Bob Bear"
My face is covered in bite marks. I've been absolutely savaged by my nephew, who went on a frenzy when I was mucking about with him on the sofa. He also jabbed me in the eye with a xylophone stick.
January 6, 2026 at 1:31 PM
My face is covered in bite marks. I've been absolutely savaged by my nephew, who went on a frenzy when I was mucking about with him on the sofa. He also jabbed me in the eye with a xylophone stick.
10 minutes of gentle snow calmed the soul a bit just then.
January 6, 2026 at 11:49 AM
10 minutes of gentle snow calmed the soul a bit just then.
Someone should tell Starmer it's a poverty stricken, wheelchair bound, trans person holding a sign supporting Palestine Action. Twitter would be blocked immediately.
Starmer's spokesman says the reports of Grok's activity is "disturbing" but doesn't say UK Government will take any action
January 5, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Someone should tell Starmer it's a poverty stricken, wheelchair bound, trans person holding a sign supporting Palestine Action. Twitter would be blocked immediately.
It really does feel like we're living in a world where people are thinking "Ah, the Avengers will sort this all out". I mean, with so little action being taken on literally anything or anyone, that has to be the explanation.
January 4, 2026 at 12:15 AM
It really does feel like we're living in a world where people are thinking "Ah, the Avengers will sort this all out". I mean, with so little action being taken on literally anything or anyone, that has to be the explanation.
Imagine Darts players holed up in the competitor dorms, sleeping on those anti-shagging beds.
Luke Littler absolutely annihilated that poor fella down the darts. Magnificent. Stick darts in the Olympics, it'd be a riot.
January 3, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Imagine Darts players holed up in the competitor dorms, sleeping on those anti-shagging beds.
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Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state
January 3, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state
China could do something very funny right now
January 3, 2026 at 9:28 PM
China could do something very funny right now
3 days into 2026 and we've had nonce AI and Trump launching an attack on another country. At this clip, "The Road" by October?
January 3, 2026 at 11:34 AM
3 days into 2026 and we've had nonce AI and Trump launching an attack on another country. At this clip, "The Road" by October?
Just had an ad for a service that you pay in to, to get vouchers to give as gifts for next Christmas 😂
January 3, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Just had an ad for a service that you pay in to, to get vouchers to give as gifts for next Christmas 😂