Attila
@zerodarkdreamer.bsky.social
I will be wild. I will be brutal. I will encircle you and conquer you. I will be more powerful than your boats and your swords and your bloodlust. I will be inevitable.
Pinned
You are all pathetic.
Sword Sunday. Show me your blade.
January 6, 2026 at 3:49 AM
You are all pathetic.
Sword Sunday. Show me your blade.
January 4, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Sword Sunday. Show me your blade.
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Defeat my Seven Deadly Santas.
December 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Defeat my Seven Deadly Santas.
It is the duty of the Senior Santas to look out for their juniors.
(Not to mention she caused it.)
I will return shortly.
(Not to mention she caused it.)
I will return shortly.
Ah....Senior Santa.... :,)
I will bring her back from the underworld. Onward Zerco.
December 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
It is the duty of the Senior Santas to look out for their juniors.
(Not to mention she caused it.)
I will return shortly.
(Not to mention she caused it.)
I will return shortly.
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[about to open her present before instantly dematerializing]
December 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
[about to open her present before instantly dematerializing]
Hm. My Santa Senses are tingling.
December 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Hm. My Santa Senses are tingling.
The what.
THE GIRL I LIKE
You are saved.
December 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The what.
Worry not, Karna, Artoria, and I have slayed the dragon.
December 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Worry not, Karna, Artoria, and I have slayed the dragon.
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[Behind closed doors.]
December 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
[Behind closed doors.]
He is borrowing my mustache.
December 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
He is borrowing my mustache.
Santa hopes the writer feels better.
December 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Santa hopes the writer feels better.
Santa isn't sure what true happiness is. Perhaps an open plain, a wide sky. A strong steed. Roasted lamb. Little white flowers.
December 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Santa isn't sure what true happiness is. Perhaps an open plain, a wide sky. A strong steed. Roasted lamb. Little white flowers.
To be a Santa is an important will we must all uphold. We have quarterly meetings.
December 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
To be a Santa is an important will we must all uphold. We have quarterly meetings.
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Santa is an ideal, a duty carried on throughout Chaldea since its inception.
[Framed painting of Santa Salter eating a burger on the wall behind them like a company's CEO.] And I will carry that on as well.
[Framed painting of Santa Salter eating a burger on the wall behind them like a company's CEO.] And I will carry that on as well.
December 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Santa is an ideal, a duty carried on throughout Chaldea since its inception.
[Framed painting of Santa Salter eating a burger on the wall behind them like a company's CEO.] And I will carry that on as well.
[Framed painting of Santa Salter eating a burger on the wall behind them like a company's CEO.] And I will carry that on as well.
We are Real Santas
December 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
We are Real Santas
(Zerco gives a soft bleet. Seemingly happy to be pet.)
He's soft isn't he?
He's soft isn't he?
...
Slowly she inches closer.
....
Finally she reach out cautiously, ready to bolt if Zerco jerk away.
Then her hand sink into his fleece. She wait a moment before trying to move her hand in a petting motion.
Slowly she inches closer.
....
Finally she reach out cautiously, ready to bolt if Zerco jerk away.
Then her hand sink into his fleece. She wait a moment before trying to move her hand in a petting motion.
He is gentle. I promise.
(Altera kneels down next to both of them. Giving Zerco a few pats to his side with her mitten covered hands. He gives a little huff and closes his eyes.)
(Altera kneels down next to both of them. Giving Zerco a few pats to his side with her mitten covered hands. He gives a little huff and closes his eyes.)
December 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
(Zerco gives a soft bleet. Seemingly happy to be pet.)
He's soft isn't he?
He's soft isn't he?
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Here's a chart for the sake of clarity.
December 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Here's a chart for the sake of clarity.
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[Looking up and scribbling something on a notepad.]
December 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
[Looking up and scribbling something on a notepad.]
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He is gentle. I promise.
(Altera kneels down next to both of them. Giving Zerco a few pats to his side with her mitten covered hands. He gives a little huff and closes his eyes.)
(Altera kneels down next to both of them. Giving Zerco a few pats to his side with her mitten covered hands. He gives a little huff and closes his eyes.)
!!!
She suddenly seems very shy and stepped back.
"...." she is studying the sheep.
"......is it really okay? Does he kick?"
She suddenly seems very shy and stepped back.
"...." she is studying the sheep.
"......is it really okay? Does he kick?"
My sheep. Would you like to pet him?
(Zerco steps forward. A little baa.)
(Zerco steps forward. A little baa.)
December 6, 2025 at 4:56 AM
He is gentle. I promise.
(Altera kneels down next to both of them. Giving Zerco a few pats to his side with her mitten covered hands. He gives a little huff and closes his eyes.)
(Altera kneels down next to both of them. Giving Zerco a few pats to his side with her mitten covered hands. He gives a little huff and closes his eyes.)
My sheep. Would you like to pet him?
(Zerco steps forward. A little baa.)
(Zerco steps forward. A little baa.)
Zerco? Huh?
I see... Zerco here knows his way to lots of places, but. He cannot make his way through time.
December 6, 2025 at 4:43 AM
My sheep. Would you like to pet him?
(Zerco steps forward. A little baa.)
(Zerco steps forward. A little baa.)
Hmm. I shall have to confer with the other Santa.
I've been VERY GOOD THIS YEAR!!
But I'm assuming you already know. Fufu..
But I'm assuming you already know. Fufu..
December 6, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Hmm. I shall have to confer with the other Santa.