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zel
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prone to despondence
cooking skills so questionable that i fuck shit up (derogatory) in an air fryer
January 31, 2025 at 12:36 AM
dreaming about earthquakes and pulling the tower (clarified by the 3 of swords)....it's clear i'm not long for this world
squidward from spongebob squarepants is standing in front of a door and holding a blue box .
ALT: squidward from spongebob squarepants is standing in front of a door and holding a blue box .
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January 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
a haiku of swiping left in a pandemic:

sharing pussy juice
is far less intimate than
sharing the same air
January 19, 2025 at 6:24 AM
not to sound like a broken record but i wish you niggas would wear masks
January 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
this solar year i'm trying this called 'not taking it personally.' follow along with me as i embark on a journey of going against my nature
December 27, 2024 at 5:42 PM
you know how people have a work personality? i have a work gender
December 16, 2024 at 2:47 PM
i can't believe i miss indy. tbf if the loml didn't d*e i would still be there. even if we weren't together no mo i'd still be on meridian and 29th
December 13, 2024 at 6:42 AM
not stilettos kicking vintage allegations off the bar 💀
December 9, 2024 at 11:24 PM
excited for a solar return chart with some fucking earth so i can finally BFFR
December 5, 2024 at 1:49 AM
one day this won't hurt my feelings anymore.

not today but one day for sure
folks be finding me charming and tell me how much they want to get to know me. until i ask about vid precautions. then i'm ignorable at best, an antogonist at worst. it's a shift i can set my watch by.

literally this
a woman with dreadlocks is smiling in a blue uniform
ALT: a woman with dreadlocks is smiling in a blue uniform
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December 3, 2024 at 4:37 AM
folks be finding me charming and tell me how much they want to get to know me. until i ask about vid precautions. then i'm ignorable at best, an antogonist at worst. it's a shift i can set my watch by.

literally this
a woman with dreadlocks is smiling in a blue uniform
ALT: a woman with dreadlocks is smiling in a blue uniform
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December 3, 2024 at 4:26 AM
if it's one thing ppl on goodreads gonna do it's miss the point.

they could rag on a book for its poor character development, choppy narrative structure, or unrealistic dialogue.

but no.

no, their issue is with *checks notes* "names being too foreign" and *flips page* "too many gays"
a woman is making a funny face and says whatttt
ALT: a woman is making a funny face and says whatttt
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November 26, 2024 at 6:58 AM
oh no i'm making books my personality again 😭
November 23, 2024 at 10:31 PM
we're back in our dnd bag!! i'm role playing a hypersexual chaos demon with an evil streak and rizz out the ass cuz that's who i want to be in real life but my shame tree is too deeply rooted to let me
November 22, 2024 at 2:47 AM
one thing about ms grief, she's gonna be on her own time. she says fuck your schedule
November 21, 2024 at 3:28 PM
the feel of a book in my hands is so satisfyingly tactile

AND kindle allows me to press a word and get the definition

why can't i have both 😭
November 20, 2024 at 4:21 AM
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Fuck everybody who once fucked with me & later decided not to unjustified by anything I'd done is all I have to say. The day will come when all who chose abandonment of me will rue that so deeply it afflicts their souls.
November 17, 2024 at 5:14 AM
ok #booksky i need literature that will make me WEEP. tbf it doesn't take much these days (just finished 'the invisible life of addie larue' and SOBBED), but i want heartbreak and unrequited love and dead family members and impossible situations and grief out the ass. any recs?
November 17, 2024 at 6:53 AM
and here i was thinking i could avoid heartbreak like this if i stayed away from romance. ha. haha. hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
November 16, 2024 at 8:28 AM
feel like someone is using long nails to rip the skin off my heart in thin strips
November 16, 2024 at 6:06 AM
one of my best friends of 10 yrs just told me out of the blue she's ending our friendship. no convo, no explanation, no nothing. apparently spirit told her to. i...don't know what to do with this
November 16, 2024 at 3:40 AM
every single time i abandon my writing for business/busyness i literally lose myself. i'm so fucking grateful to be back to me ❤️
November 15, 2024 at 11:04 PM
do i really go to this coffee shop "too much" if the barista now gives me my drinks for free AND punches my card?? methinks not
November 15, 2024 at 4:28 PM
now that i'm reading "real" books again (aka not just smut) i'm realizing how fucking boring a lot of literature is 😭
November 15, 2024 at 6:47 AM
a man in a suit is standing in a living room .
ALT: a man in a suit is standing in a living room .
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