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Nothing stabs deeper than the feeling you get when you sense guys you thought were into you start drifting away. 🥲
November 14, 2025 at 5:43 AM
The face and the scent
November 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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A seeming bit of history tonight as Ghazala Hashmi becomes the first Asian American to win statewide office in Virginia - and the first Muslim woman to win statewide office *anywhere* in the United States.
November 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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@aoc.bsky.social says of Mamdani victory: "A lot of people...are willing to talk about party unity when it serves them, but not party unity when it serves everybody."

"We have a future to fight for, and we're either going to do that together or you're going to be left behind."
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Comfy clothes, hot chocolate, and Netflix. Closing the weekend softly ☁️✨
November 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I just want to laze in bed and have a big booty boy to hold.
November 1, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Wrote a new Substack post - check it out and let me know your thoughts! open.substack.com/pub/devandan...
The Power of Playing Pretend as an Adult
How D&D Saved Me
open.substack.com
October 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Body image issues go hard and I don’t fight. It’s been a few months since I’ve made a concerted effort to make drastic changes to my diet and exercise habits, and I’m currently at the point where the glamour has worn off. I’m keeping at it because I need to, but some days it really gets to me.
October 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Had to put myself in timeout cause I got ✨lightheaded✨ but I still look good.
October 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Sometimes I just want to download Grindr and put on my profile name “Ugly 4 Ugly” and start tapping on profiles.
a woman is holding a cell phone in front of a sign that says e
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October 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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"Are you a top? Are you a bottom?"

I’m Roxxxy Andrews and I’m here to make it clear, I know you love me baby, that’s what you brought me here.
October 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
When I get my huscular fantasy going, the world will not be ready for me being an absolute menace.
October 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Hey! Please check out my Substack! Trying to write more and any feedback would be welcome.
September 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Hey! Please check out my Substack! Trying to write more and any feedback would be welcome.
September 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Flower boxes have been planted!
September 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Pond time!

#pokemon
September 15, 2025 at 11:32 AM
You/Your favorite Pokemon
September 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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You think you can hurt me?

I was a weeb WAY before it was socially acceptable.
a girl with cherries in her hair is holding a glass
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August 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Had to say goodbye to my best friend today. Love you, my sweet pup. open.substack.com/pub/devandan...
She Would Love This Sky
I had to put down my best friend today - my pup Zelda.
open.substack.com
August 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Wu: "It's a 500 year storm that keep hitting every year. We're saying there's something wrong with that. You're not supposed to have 500 year events every year. And every time Dems offer up legislation to say 'let's do something about this, let's save lives,' it's uniformly rejected on party lines"
July 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Oh my god it’s 2025 the dogs are gay get over it
"Is it safe to come out yet?"

-every dog, July 5th
July 4, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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Here they are: The boot-licking cowards who voted to throw 17 million Americans off their healthcare. All because the cowards are terrified of one man, the criminal in the Oval Office.
July 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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June 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM