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Zeizar Zalad
@zeizarzalad.bsky.social
MA based 2spirit Drag King 👑
Himbo • Bimbo • Neechie • Clown

Not the best, not the worst, but definitely better than your ex 💋
Pinned
Down to Clown 🤡
There is a guy crashing out in the men’s room and I really want to go in there and give him a hug /:
November 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
It was 60F and now it’s 16F

My body hates it here.
November 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Dreams do come true 🥹😍🪶
November 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Watched Mac and Me for the first time and WTF 💀😭
November 2, 2025 at 3:49 AM
What you know 'bout me?
October 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
My Lyft driver is in denial and telling himself and I that I am indeed a stripper
October 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Try not to scream 😈
Dance Party, Board Games & Drag
Followed by an EPIC costume contest

When: TODAY 10/26
Where: Spontaneous Celebrations - Jamaica Plain
Time: Doors = 7P for Party | 10P for Drag
October 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I need ever queer out there to go answer my IG and Twitter poll - thanks 🫡

I wish I could do polls on here *le sigh*
October 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Mentally preparing myself for the thing I worked really hard on completely bombing when I post it on IG tomorrow.
October 16, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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October 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Hi, We are here to announce that we will be having a skit in this years SAHcon! We have many guest artists as well as @caseymongillo.bsky.social as karkat! So make sure to tune in on Oct 25th at 7pm for a 👻 spooky mystery performance followed by our annual Q&A portion! @stuckathomecon.bsky.social
October 16, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I really just want to be the Gordon Ramsay of Healthcare facilities and Hospitals and call it Hell’s Hospital cause I got a LIST
October 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
At least it’s been confirmed I am ugly the way I was born and preferred by 0/12 to have blonde hair over my natural color

I’ll be single the rest of my life now confirmed.
October 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
A child asked if I was a boy or a girl; I told him to guess and he said boy and I said “I can be whatever I want” and blew 8 kids mind

Love educating the youth 🏳️‍⚧️ 🪶🪶
October 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
But I'm a wolf now 🐺

#Twilight #TeamJacob #Drag
September 26, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Help, my republican family thinks I’m doing a Charlie Kirk number tonight 🥲🙂‍↕️

IT’S TWILIGHT
September 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Everyone fears an educated transsexual 💅🏼

Catch this brain 🧠
September 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Y’all loved it the first time, come back and love it again for the one year anniversary of MYSTERY CLOWN THEATER 3000

Where: AS220, Providence RI
When: 09/25 (aka TOMORROW)
Doors: 7:30P
Cover: $15

The saga continues 🐺
#TeamJacob
September 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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September 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Is the rapture tomorrow like our updated version of Y2K?
September 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
When you learn to play Pokémon in real life

LOOK AT MY BIRDS
September 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
My 8 yr old is doing improv right now

What have I done 😩🥹🧡
August 31, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Second Round 🌱

#homegrown #garden
August 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Whys this true though
August 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Hello Garden 🌱

Annual show my harvest off as I get it post

#homegrown
August 21, 2025 at 1:22 PM