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Zebulon
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Maker of children's Television and storyteller for grownups

Named after the last military leader to attack my home town.
There's a houseboat in Yellowknife named after me. (not after the general)

https://replaystorytelling.com/
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Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be
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Waymo Tells Cops: ‘Get A Warrant’

Despite being the somewhat crispied face of (extremely limited) unrest in Los Angeles in response to ICE activity, Waymo hasn't suddenly decided it's time to get snitchin'. In fact, it's chosen to go the other direction, as Riley McDermid reports for Gizmodo:…
Waymo Tells Cops: ‘Get A Warrant’
Despite being the somewhat crispied face of (extremely limited) unrest in Los Angeles in response to ICE activity, Waymo hasn't suddenly decided it's time to get snitchin'. In fact, it's chosen to go the other direction, as Riley McDermid reports for Gizmodo: Waymo co-CEO Tekedra Mawakana recently emphasized that the company will challenge, limit, or reject robotaxi footage requests from law enforcement that are not backed by a valid legal process, such as a warrant or court order.
www.techdirt.com
September 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
going to see @alyankovic.bsky.social tonight and my son is getting a lot of attention in the parking lot
July 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Today is the first day in living memory that checking social media improved my mood
June 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I recently went a HS reunion. Someone I hadn't seen in a while asked me why I never post on Facebook anymore.

I said because it's no fun and Meta is a terrible company.

The group continued to talk about how much they hate FB now, despite the fact that they clearly won't stop using it.
May 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Had a wonderful time at Life After. Only three shows left, but it's worth it.
May 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Next week is the annual @replaystorytelling.com Fast Forward show. True stories told in under 2 minutes. All profits will be donated to the Parkdale Community Foodbank. Come out and hear tales funny and shocking while supporting a great cause.

replaystorytelling.com/shows/fast-f...
Fast Forward — Replay Storytelling
Fast Forward Wednesday, May 14th | 7:30pm | Burdock Replay Storytelling is excited to bring you our annual tradition of bite-sized true tales, each told in two minutes or less! This special evening of...
replaystorytelling.com
May 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country.
April 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I feel better already.
March 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I hate false dichotomies. Maybe I'm happy to see you because I have a gun in my pocket.
March 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
If you are in Toronto Starting tomorrow night @replaystorytelling.com is hosting the second annual Replay Story Fest. 5 nights of amazing true stories at Burdock Brewery and workshops for anyone interested in telling a story but not sure where to start.

replaystorytelling.com/storyfest/
Replay Story Fest — Replay Storytelling
Events Workshops Events You can purchase individual tickets to each show, or buy a day pass for each day of the festival. Individual Tickets are $20 | Day Passes are $30 All shows are taking place at ...
replaystorytelling.com
February 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Today I voted in an abandoned grocery store that was decorated like a haunted house. I can't think of a more suitable location to describe how I feel about this election.

in case you're wondering, I voted werewolf
February 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
The Dunning-Kruger Effect Effect shows the more you understand the Dunning-Kruger Effect, the less likely you are to use it in discussions.

youtube.com/watch?v=pWiQ...
youtube.com
February 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The irony of being a Canadian in 2025, descended from a Danish territory, and named after an American General who died attacking my hometown
January 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM
New video from Bobby Fingers

youtu.be/NF4VJJKTjy8?...
Joe Rogan and The Black Keys Diorama
YouTube video by Bobby Fingers
youtu.be
December 29, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Doing pull ups on the subway handle bar is a pathetic flex
December 13, 2024 at 11:57 PM
It's exciting to see that Taron Egerton is rebooting the Carry On series, but the tone seems very different from what I remember.
December 7, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Geneviève Bergeron
Hélène Colgan
Nathalie Croteau
Barbara Daigneault
Anne-Marie Edward
Maud Haviernick
Maryse Laganière
Maryse Leclair
Anne-Marie Lemay
Sonia Pelletier
Michèle Richard
Annie St-Arneault
Annie Turcotte
Barbara Klucznik-Widajewicz
December 6, 2024 at 7:36 PM
The original investment scam powered by the current investment scam.
November 29, 2024 at 4:21 PM
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For those going home to visit family this weekend:

• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
November 25, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
November 27, 2024 at 6:15 AM
i can keep my desk clean, or I can keep my workbench clean. Never both
November 26, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Say what you want about the new Jaguar marketing campaign, but nobody has talked about the brand this much since Harold and Maude
November 22, 2024 at 10:21 PM
On further consideration, I think the world would be better if more people did meet their heroes
November 22, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Don't expect a billionaire to fix your poverty
November 19, 2024 at 9:24 PM