Zayloxithe
@zayloxithe.bsky.social
Asexual autistic Canadian Twitch affiliate. Straightedge. Chicago/Ottawa/Vegas hockey fan. Shiny hunter. PS4/Switch/PC/PS5 gamer. Horror. Music lover. WWE fan. EST 19XX
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Zayloxithe
@zayloxithe.bsky.social
· Jan 22
I do not require any graphics design, social media manager, or promoters in my dms. please do not message with those requests. dms are open if you want to be friends and are a genuine person looking to chat, network, collab or just need to talk in general. thanks in advanced and stay gold. much love
Ramadan is the only time of year I get dates at night!
February 19, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Ramadan is the only time of year I get dates at night!
When does the moon weigh the most? When it's full
February 17, 2026 at 8:42 PM
When does the moon weigh the most? When it's full
How do you get a nuclear family? You split an atom family
February 17, 2026 at 8:41 PM
How do you get a nuclear family? You split an atom family
I forgot to post when i raided out! was good stream overall! lots of fun!
Thanks to EmpressEvergreen for hanging in vc!
We raided out to show Heavymetal_gamemaster love and support
Thanks to EmpressEvergreen for hanging in vc!
We raided out to show Heavymetal_gamemaster love and support
hey i'm back with more hearthstone battlegrounds! come hang out! www.twitch.tv/zayloxithe
Zayloxithe - Twitch
Ahhh damn, here we go again...with more cards
www.twitch.tv
February 17, 2026 at 11:16 AM
I forgot to post when i raided out! was good stream overall! lots of fun!
Thanks to EmpressEvergreen for hanging in vc!
We raided out to show Heavymetal_gamemaster love and support
Thanks to EmpressEvergreen for hanging in vc!
We raided out to show Heavymetal_gamemaster love and support
hey i'm back with more hearthstone battlegrounds! come hang out! www.twitch.tv/zayloxithe
Zayloxithe - Twitch
Ahhh damn, here we go again...with more cards
www.twitch.tv
February 17, 2026 at 5:12 AM
hey i'm back with more hearthstone battlegrounds! come hang out! www.twitch.tv/zayloxithe
Was a lot of chaotic fun! made my own custom title and had a bunch of crazy matches and title changes!
Thanks to EvergreenEmpress for hanging out in vc as well as everyone who hung out and lurked!
We raided out to show Silver_Wolf_Ch love and support
Thanks to EvergreenEmpress for hanging out in vc as well as everyone who hung out and lurked!
We raided out to show Silver_Wolf_Ch love and support
Come hang out with me while i play some wrassling matches on wwe 2k24! www.twitch.tv/zayloxithe
Zayloxithe - Twitch
The following match is scheduled for one fall! (one fall)
www.twitch.tv
February 16, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Was a lot of chaotic fun! made my own custom title and had a bunch of crazy matches and title changes!
Thanks to EvergreenEmpress for hanging out in vc as well as everyone who hung out and lurked!
We raided out to show Silver_Wolf_Ch love and support
Thanks to EvergreenEmpress for hanging out in vc as well as everyone who hung out and lurked!
We raided out to show Silver_Wolf_Ch love and support
Come hang out with me while i play some wrassling matches on wwe 2k24! www.twitch.tv/zayloxithe
Zayloxithe - Twitch
The following match is scheduled for one fall! (one fall)
www.twitch.tv
February 16, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Come hang out with me while i play some wrassling matches on wwe 2k24! www.twitch.tv/zayloxithe
Unfortunately my other vods for final fantasy 7 remake have expired at this point. I remember generally where I left off story wise and I think it would be my 4th session with it but I think I will put return to that on hold for now.
February 16, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Unfortunately my other vods for final fantasy 7 remake have expired at this point. I remember generally where I left off story wise and I think it would be my 4th session with it but I think I will put return to that on hold for now.
Which rock group has four guys who can't sing or play instruments? Mount Rushmore!
February 16, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Which rock group has four guys who can't sing or play instruments? Mount Rushmore!
I know in 99% of cases it's bot accounts doing it, but can we normalize not DMing random people in mutual discord servers that you've never interacted with prior be it in a person's stream or in the server itself. Unsolicited dms like that are weird as fuck. Okay? thanks!
February 15, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I know in 99% of cases it's bot accounts doing it, but can we normalize not DMing random people in mutual discord servers that you've never interacted with prior be it in a person's stream or in the server itself. Unsolicited dms like that are weird as fuck. Okay? thanks!
Did you hear about the bed bugs who fell in love? They're getting married in the spring!
February 14, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Did you hear about the bed bugs who fell in love? They're getting married in the spring!
I ate a clownfish last night. It tasted funny!
February 14, 2026 at 8:08 PM
I ate a clownfish last night. It tasted funny!
i may stream in the morning but no stream tonight, was a lot of fun on brown stream but feeling a bit too tired to stream tonight so just going to vibe off stream rather than start an hour past normal start time. (if i don't stream in the morning i'll be back sunday)
February 14, 2026 at 6:03 AM
i may stream in the morning but no stream tonight, was a lot of fun on brown stream but feeling a bit too tired to stream tonight so just going to vibe off stream rather than start an hour past normal start time. (if i don't stream in the morning i'll be back sunday)
was a lot of fun and looked like everything was stable so i was happy!
Thanks to EvergreenEmpress for joining!
We raided out to show @britterfree.bsky.social love
Thanks to EvergreenEmpress for joining!
We raided out to show @britterfree.bsky.social love
I'm back hunting ghosts! come hang out fam! www.twitch.tv/zayloxithe
Zayloxithe - Twitch
Guess who's back? the ghosts aren't ready!
www.twitch.tv
February 13, 2026 at 7:09 AM
was a lot of fun and looked like everything was stable so i was happy!
Thanks to EvergreenEmpress for joining!
We raided out to show @britterfree.bsky.social love
Thanks to EvergreenEmpress for joining!
We raided out to show @britterfree.bsky.social love
I'm back hunting ghosts! come hang out fam! www.twitch.tv/zayloxithe
Zayloxithe - Twitch
Guess who's back? the ghosts aren't ready!
www.twitch.tv
February 13, 2026 at 5:05 AM
I'm back hunting ghosts! come hang out fam! www.twitch.tv/zayloxithe
What did one candle say to the other? "I'm going out tonight"
February 12, 2026 at 7:27 PM
What did one candle say to the other? "I'm going out tonight"
Fun fact: I have never tried smores. I have had smores flavored things but never actual smores.
February 12, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Fun fact: I have never tried smores. I have had smores flavored things but never actual smores.
"I lost an electron."
"Are you positive?"
"Are you positive?"
February 11, 2026 at 7:26 PM
"I lost an electron."
"Are you positive?"
"Are you positive?"
Unfortunately i'm going to be canceling stream again. I'm still unfortunately having internet issues (being monitored and hopefully fixed soon) and i'm not feeling well. i'm going to try to be back thursday and update when i can. i'm sorry for any disappointment and thanks for understanding
February 11, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Unfortunately i'm going to be canceling stream again. I'm still unfortunately having internet issues (being monitored and hopefully fixed soon) and i'm not feeling well. i'm going to try to be back thursday and update when i can. i'm sorry for any disappointment and thanks for understanding
watching Monday Night Raw last night and I made a correlation during the show and I don't know if I love it or hate it. Dominik Mysterio is basically a spanish version of Kelso from That 70s Show. #WWERaw #WWE #DominikMysterio #Kelso #That70sShow
February 10, 2026 at 8:13 PM
watching Monday Night Raw last night and I made a correlation during the show and I don't know if I love it or hate it. Dominik Mysterio is basically a spanish version of Kelso from That 70s Show. #WWERaw #WWE #DominikMysterio #Kelso #That70sShow
How many gorillas can fit into a car?
Six.
Now how many chickens?
None---the car is already full of gorillas!
Six.
Now how many chickens?
None---the car is already full of gorillas!
February 10, 2026 at 7:19 PM
How many gorillas can fit into a car?
Six.
Now how many chickens?
None---the car is already full of gorillas!
Six.
Now how many chickens?
None---the car is already full of gorillas!
How do you fix a broken pizza? Use tomato paste
February 9, 2026 at 3:34 PM
How do you fix a broken pizza? Use tomato paste
What did the plate say to the glass? "Tonight, dinner's on me!"
February 9, 2026 at 3:29 PM
What did the plate say to the glass? "Tonight, dinner's on me!"
There's a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory today. I hope there's no pop quiz.
February 7, 2026 at 4:13 PM
There's a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory today. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Park ranger: "Sorry, you can't fish here!"
Camper: "I'm not fishing, I'm teaching my worm to swim!"
Camper: "I'm not fishing, I'm teaching my worm to swim!"
February 7, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Park ranger: "Sorry, you can't fish here!"
Camper: "I'm not fishing, I'm teaching my worm to swim!"
Camper: "I'm not fishing, I'm teaching my worm to swim!"