Zayloxithe
@zayloxithe.bsky.social
Asexual autistic Canadian Twitch affiliate. Straightedge. Chicago/Ottawa/Vegas hockey fan. Shiny hunter. PS4/Switch/PC/PS5 gamer. Horror. Music lover. WWE fan. EST 19XX
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Zayloxithe
@zayloxithe.bsky.social
· Jan 22
I do not require any graphics design, social media manager, or promoters in my dms. please do not message with those requests. dms are open if you want to be friends and are a genuine person looking to chat, network, collab or just need to talk in general. thanks in advanced and stay gold. much love
Holy crap look at this full art pull in @pokemontcgpocket.bsky.social ! Full art Fantina! So cool! #PokemonTCGPocket
November 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Holy crap look at this full art pull in @pokemontcgpocket.bsky.social ! Full art Fantina! So cool! #PokemonTCGPocket
I don't know who needs to hear this: Just because a show or movie is animated, doesn't mean it's for kids. (For example: sausage Party, Hazbin Hotel, South Park, Death Note, Bezerk, etc)
November 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this: Just because a show or movie is animated, doesn't mean it's for kids. (For example: sausage Party, Hazbin Hotel, South Park, Death Note, Bezerk, etc)
What is it called when you apologize by using dots and dashes? Remorse code
November 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
What is it called when you apologize by using dots and dashes? Remorse code
The general issued a rousing battle cry. "Onward to victory!"
An hour later, an urgent message was delivered to him. "Need further instructions. Victory is not on our maps."
An hour later, an urgent message was delivered to him. "Need further instructions. Victory is not on our maps."
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The general issued a rousing battle cry. "Onward to victory!"
An hour later, an urgent message was delivered to him. "Need further instructions. Victory is not on our maps."
An hour later, an urgent message was delivered to him. "Need further instructions. Victory is not on our maps."
"Make meone with everything," said the Buddhist to the tofu dog vendor.
After he got his tofu dog, the Buddhist handed the vendor a $20 bill.
The vendor took the money and began helping the next customer.
After he got his tofu dog, the Buddhist handed the vendor a $20 bill.
The vendor took the money and began helping the next customer.
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
"Make meone with everything," said the Buddhist to the tofu dog vendor.
After he got his tofu dog, the Buddhist handed the vendor a $20 bill.
The vendor took the money and began helping the next customer.
After he got his tofu dog, the Buddhist handed the vendor a $20 bill.
The vendor took the money and began helping the next customer.
My latest shiny in @pokemongoapp.bsky.social! Finally a new one! It's so cute! #PokemonGo #Shinypokemon #shiny #pokemon #shinyhunter #niantic
November 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM
My latest shiny in @pokemongoapp.bsky.social! Finally a new one! It's so cute! #PokemonGo #Shinypokemon #shiny #pokemon #shinyhunter #niantic
Made some progress towards 5500 in solos and had some good games! Was a lot of fun!
Thanks to RikaDaKitty and HeavyMetal_GameMaster aka dragyn for joining!
We raided out to show Silver_Wolf_ch love
Thanks to RikaDaKitty and HeavyMetal_GameMaster aka dragyn for joining!
We raided out to show Silver_Wolf_ch love
Come chill and see if i get some hearthstone wins! let's do this! www.twitch.tv/zayloxithe
Zayloxithe - Twitch
Battlegrounds and some standard ranked mixed together. let's do this
www.twitch.tv
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Made some progress towards 5500 in solos and had some good games! Was a lot of fun!
Thanks to RikaDaKitty and HeavyMetal_GameMaster aka dragyn for joining!
We raided out to show Silver_Wolf_ch love
Thanks to RikaDaKitty and HeavyMetal_GameMaster aka dragyn for joining!
We raided out to show Silver_Wolf_ch love
Come chill and see if i get some hearthstone wins! let's do this! www.twitch.tv/zayloxithe
Zayloxithe - Twitch
Battlegrounds and some standard ranked mixed together. let's do this
www.twitch.tv
November 10, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Come chill and see if i get some hearthstone wins! let's do this! www.twitch.tv/zayloxithe
Why do chess players search for love in central Europe? They prefer Czech mates.
November 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Why do chess players search for love in central Europe? They prefer Czech mates.
Why don't they serve chocolate in prison? Because it makes you break out
November 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Why don't they serve chocolate in prison? Because it makes you break out
shit i forgot to post the joke of the day yesterday, i'll post both of them today
November 9, 2025 at 10:07 AM
shit i forgot to post the joke of the day yesterday, i'll post both of them today
If you see this, quote this post with your favourite bug-type Pokémon
(I don't normally do these chains but I wanted to show off heracross!)
(I don't normally do these chains but I wanted to show off heracross!)
November 8, 2025 at 12:57 PM
If you see this, quote this post with your favourite bug-type Pokémon
(I don't normally do these chains but I wanted to show off heracross!)
(I don't normally do these chains but I wanted to show off heracross!)
This full art pull i just got in @pokemontcgpocket.bsky.social is so damn cute! I love the art style and it's so comforting! #PokemonTCGPocket
November 8, 2025 at 12:53 PM
This full art pull i just got in @pokemontcgpocket.bsky.social is so damn cute! I love the art style and it's so comforting! #PokemonTCGPocket
I absolutely love this full art pull in @pokemontcgpocket.bsky.social ! The background is so cool! #PokemonTCGPocket
November 8, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I absolutely love this full art pull in @pokemontcgpocket.bsky.social ! The background is so cool! #PokemonTCGPocket
We finished the campaign, was decent enough with friends. definitely wasn't as good as borderlands 3 but was fun enough!
Thanks to VampireSakura, Schmerkadabur and Inspectorsnickers for joining, Schmer for resub & Imaslidinfool51 for raid
We raided out to show rikadakitty love!
Thanks to VampireSakura, Schmerkadabur and Inspectorsnickers for joining, Schmer for resub & Imaslidinfool51 for raid
We raided out to show rikadakitty love!
hey i'm live with friends playing tiny tina's wonderlands with friends come hang out! www.twitch.tv/zayloxithe
Zayloxithe - Twitch
Time to return to the wonderland(s)
www.twitch.tv
November 8, 2025 at 7:11 AM
We finished the campaign, was decent enough with friends. definitely wasn't as good as borderlands 3 but was fun enough!
Thanks to VampireSakura, Schmerkadabur and Inspectorsnickers for joining, Schmer for resub & Imaslidinfool51 for raid
We raided out to show rikadakitty love!
Thanks to VampireSakura, Schmerkadabur and Inspectorsnickers for joining, Schmer for resub & Imaslidinfool51 for raid
We raided out to show rikadakitty love!
hey i'm live with friends playing tiny tina's wonderlands with friends come hang out! www.twitch.tv/zayloxithe
Zayloxithe - Twitch
Time to return to the wonderland(s)
www.twitch.tv
November 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM
hey i'm live with friends playing tiny tina's wonderlands with friends come hang out! www.twitch.tv/zayloxithe
A man from Spain had just arrived for vacation in the United States when he realized he'd forgotten to pack socks. He went into a department store to buy some.
"Quiero calcetines," said the man to the clerk.
"Quiero calcetines," said the man to the clerk.
November 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
A man from Spain had just arrived for vacation in the United States when he realized he'd forgotten to pack socks. He went into a department store to buy some.
"Quiero calcetines," said the man to the clerk.
"Quiero calcetines," said the man to the clerk.
at a french aquarium:
*panics and points* le phoque
*panics and points* le phoque
November 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
at a french aquarium:
*panics and points* le phoque
*panics and points* le phoque
I have unfortunately decided to cancel tonight's stream. I'm feeling low energy tonight and just going to rest and do stuff off stream for tonight. I'm sorry for any disappointment, thanks for your understanding & patience.
November 7, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I have unfortunately decided to cancel tonight's stream. I'm feeling low energy tonight and just going to rest and do stuff off stream for tonight. I'm sorry for any disappointment, thanks for your understanding & patience.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fish.
Fish who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Fish.
Fish who?
Bless you!
November 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fish.
Fish who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Fish.
Fish who?
Bless you!
Forgot to post about it before but saw the most satisfying thing at work for a product. I looked and the production date was July 26th 2025 and the expiry date is July 25th 2026. Oddly satisfying to me seeing the 25/26 swapped for both dates.
November 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Forgot to post about it before but saw the most satisfying thing at work for a product. I looked and the production date was July 26th 2025 and the expiry date is July 25th 2026. Oddly satisfying to me seeing the 25/26 swapped for both dates.
Check out this full art pull i just got in @pokemontcgpocket.bsky.social! I love the art detail! #PokemonTCGPocket
November 6, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Check out this full art pull i just got in @pokemontcgpocket.bsky.social! I love the art detail! #PokemonTCGPocket
You ever wish list a game on steam or somewhere or like keep up to date with updates on a game that seems to have potential or peaks your interest but by time it comes out you just stop caring at some point? Because same
November 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
You ever wish list a game on steam or somewhere or like keep up to date with updates on a game that seems to have potential or peaks your interest but by time it comes out you just stop caring at some point? Because same
What's the most important part of the popemobile? The catholytic converter
November 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
What's the most important part of the popemobile? The catholytic converter
It makes me sad that @playstation.com hasn't taken advantage of the hype of the show and either did a remake or reboot of the Twisted Metal franchise. we haven't seen a new game since the ps3 era. #Sony #Playstation #TwistedMetal
November 5, 2025 at 11:55 AM
It makes me sad that @playstation.com hasn't taken advantage of the hype of the show and either did a remake or reboot of the Twisted Metal franchise. we haven't seen a new game since the ps3 era. #Sony #Playstation #TwistedMetal