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Everyone on Bluesky is poised like we're waiting for the DVD logo to hit the corner of the screen
August 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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June 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Honestly, one of my goals for losing weight is so that I can where an oversized David Byrne suit and look good in it
May 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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I like this one.
April 19, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Sometimes, the Moon passes directly in front of the beautiful Pleiades star cluster in a celestial event called an occultation! This composite image from Spain captures the Moon's visit. These monthly occultations last until 2029, then not again until 2042!

Credit: Cayetana Saiz
April 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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April 5, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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✨good morning besties✨

there are multiple benefits to drinking water + staying hydrated:

1. drinking enough water helps improve focus + memory
2. it can keep your skin looking more plump + hydrated
3. starting your day with a glass of water can help wake up your body + boost energy

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March 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Me explaining to my 15 year old that if she ever hears 'Knuck if you Buck' at a party that it means she needs to run
March 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Accurate. Can confirm.
March 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Imagine hating me when I just wanna be left the fuck alone.
March 27, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Not a historian, but to my knowledge, this is the first time a sitting US Senator — or member of Congress, generally — or perhaps any senior US gov’t official — has included an f-bomb in an official press release.

www.duckworth.senate.gov/news/press-r...
Duckworth: Pete Hegseth Needs to Resign in Disgrace | U.S. Senator Tammy Duckworth of Illinois
The Official U.S. Senate website of Senator Tammy Duckworth of Illinois
www.duckworth.senate.gov
March 27, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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Democrats are being handed layups here to call out the Trump Admins failures and are falling flat
March 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
March 25, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I'mma get EXTRA comfy in the seat I paid for if he tried yelling at me like that
Omarion yells at me, I'm just gonna continue to sit there because WHO are you yelling at? You at work, not me! Dance and get off the stage.
March 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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March 21, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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They have so few artists willing to allow their music to be used. Really says something.
March 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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March 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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That is exactly true.
March 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.
February 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Should I be petty enough and sign up for the lawsuit against #Target? I own $.02 of stock but that still makes me a shareholder 🤣
#targetlawsuit
February 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Thank God, Walmart and Target were my go-to's
✅ DEI Employer of the Day™

Albertsons (Safeway...)

"commitment to diversity, equity, inclusion and belonging as well as thoughtful people practices are core elements of the company’s philosophy"

"We believe that diverse perspectives strengthen and enrich our stores, our company and our society."
January 31, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Lmaooooooooooo
January 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Oh yeah, it's all coming together.
January 31, 2025 at 5:09 PM
🎶 I took the drugs and the drugs are working🎶
January 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM