Zap (they/them)
@zaparino.bsky.social
Coping with comedy, living like Larry.
Lefty liberal free to a good home 🥹
Austin Tx. 🐈⬛♑️🤠🏳️🌈🎮🎨♿️
Lefty liberal free to a good home 🥹
Austin Tx. 🐈⬛♑️🤠🏳️🌈🎮🎨♿️
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Dayton show tonight.
September 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Dayton show tonight.
Finally got back into my account. The app was messing up BADDDD on my old phone.
September 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Finally got back into my account. The app was messing up BADDDD on my old phone.
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New TrumpTrackr entry: Trump's Executive Order attempting to give himself the power to issue authoritative interpretations of the law, a power granted to the JUDICIAL Branch. This is notable due to Trump's recent failures at enacting his EO's due to court orders.
publish.obsidian.md/trumptracker...
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February 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
New TrumpTrackr entry: Trump's Executive Order attempting to give himself the power to issue authoritative interpretations of the law, a power granted to the JUDICIAL Branch. This is notable due to Trump's recent failures at enacting his EO's due to court orders.
publish.obsidian.md/trumptracker...
publish.obsidian.md/trumptracker...
I wanna peg Jason Lee. #JasonLee #mynameisearl
February 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I wanna peg Jason Lee. #JasonLee #mynameisearl
Big nose big hose
February 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Big nose big hose
I like to look on Google maps at small towns and the food they have at white run Mexican food restaurants. Disgraceful.
February 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I like to look on Google maps at small towns and the food they have at white run Mexican food restaurants. Disgraceful.
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If you want to make America healthy again, cutting staff and funding the agency tasked to make our food supply safe and accessible is not the way to go about helping people.
February 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
If you want to make America healthy again, cutting staff and funding the agency tasked to make our food supply safe and accessible is not the way to go about helping people.
Excuse me madam, may I see your jersey kittens?
February 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Excuse me madam, may I see your jersey kittens?
Randy Newman needs to be on a list for that song about short people. #randynewman
February 15, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Randy Newman needs to be on a list for that song about short people. #randynewman
Google calender thinks it can erase Black History month, Indigenous people's day, Pride month and many others. But it can't. Don't forget to add them back on the calender if it's something you still use. #Google #googlecalender #lgbtq #blackhistorymonth #indigenouslivesmatter #blacklivesmatter
February 11, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Google calender thinks it can erase Black History month, Indigenous people's day, Pride month and many others. But it can't. Don't forget to add them back on the calender if it's something you still use. #Google #googlecalender #lgbtq #blackhistorymonth #indigenouslivesmatter #blacklivesmatter
When i was in a remedial math class (middle school) one kid put their finger up another kids asshole bc their pants were sagging. It was 10 am wtf.
Remembering things is stupid.
#middleschoolstories
Remembering things is stupid.
#middleschoolstories
February 11, 2025 at 7:16 AM
When i was in a remedial math class (middle school) one kid put their finger up another kids asshole bc their pants were sagging. It was 10 am wtf.
Remembering things is stupid.
#middleschoolstories
Remembering things is stupid.
#middleschoolstories
I had a fever dream that Trump changed his name to Shrimp. He was serious about it, too. 100% wanted to change flags and crap.
February 10, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I had a fever dream that Trump changed his name to Shrimp. He was serious about it, too. 100% wanted to change flags and crap.
If you vape or smoke by an entrance to a building, you deserve to get your ass beat. Idgaf anymore. I'm highly allergic to menthol. People shouldn't have to boss battle a gd caterpillar just for clean air. Especially if it's a doctors office. Fuck
February 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
If you vape or smoke by an entrance to a building, you deserve to get your ass beat. Idgaf anymore. I'm highly allergic to menthol. People shouldn't have to boss battle a gd caterpillar just for clean air. Especially if it's a doctors office. Fuck
Nothing funnier than the gay group of friends saying the f slur together. Especially after we just got mad at an outside person saying it in malice.
**not every person is okay with it please ask everyone if they're okay with it before doing this.**
**not every person is okay with it please ask everyone if they're okay with it before doing this.**
February 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Nothing funnier than the gay group of friends saying the f slur together. Especially after we just got mad at an outside person saying it in malice.
**not every person is okay with it please ask everyone if they're okay with it before doing this.**
**not every person is okay with it please ask everyone if they're okay with it before doing this.**
Ey baby what that mouth do?
I'LL FUCKN TELL YA. IT BLEEDS OK. I FLOSS, BLOOD. BRUSH? BLOOD. IF I EAT A CRACKER THE WRONG WAY I HAVE TO GO TO THE BLOOD BANK FOR A TOP OFF.
I'LL FUCKN TELL YA. IT BLEEDS OK. I FLOSS, BLOOD. BRUSH? BLOOD. IF I EAT A CRACKER THE WRONG WAY I HAVE TO GO TO THE BLOOD BANK FOR A TOP OFF.
February 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Ey baby what that mouth do?
I'LL FUCKN TELL YA. IT BLEEDS OK. I FLOSS, BLOOD. BRUSH? BLOOD. IF I EAT A CRACKER THE WRONG WAY I HAVE TO GO TO THE BLOOD BANK FOR A TOP OFF.
I'LL FUCKN TELL YA. IT BLEEDS OK. I FLOSS, BLOOD. BRUSH? BLOOD. IF I EAT A CRACKER THE WRONG WAY I HAVE TO GO TO THE BLOOD BANK FOR A TOP OFF.
We are going to run out of peanuts this year. Idk why this isn't more talked about.
February 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
We are going to run out of peanuts this year. Idk why this isn't more talked about.
You are a fucking dumb ass bitch if you don't spay and neuter your pets. Big stupid. Idgaf if you think it's a business. The world doesn't need more inbred backyard puppies or dogs whose father is them bc of DNA bros.
February 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
You are a fucking dumb ass bitch if you don't spay and neuter your pets. Big stupid. Idgaf if you think it's a business. The world doesn't need more inbred backyard puppies or dogs whose father is them bc of DNA bros.
We are sorta soupless out here. My fellow soupless Americans.
February 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
We are sorta soupless out here. My fellow soupless Americans.
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Tried mixing Mexican alcohol with 20th century American literature last night.
Ended up with tequila mockingbird
Ended up with tequila mockingbird
February 1, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Tried mixing Mexican alcohol with 20th century American literature last night.
Ended up with tequila mockingbird
Ended up with tequila mockingbird
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He’s gonna call the plane Mexican.
February 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
He’s gonna call the plane Mexican.
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If you wanted to decrease the cost of homes, one thing you wouldn’t do is put a flat tariff on your main source of timber.
February 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
If you wanted to decrease the cost of homes, one thing you wouldn’t do is put a flat tariff on your main source of timber.
I'd spread ass for Hank Green but not John.
February 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I'd spread ass for Hank Green but not John.
If you babylock the toilet I WILL GO IN THE BATHTUB.
February 1, 2025 at 1:33 PM
If you babylock the toilet I WILL GO IN THE BATHTUB.