Zach Anderson
@zanderson305.bsky.social
he/him IG: zanderson305
My mom doesn’t believe in fabric softener. But she’s not around!
My mom doesn’t believe in fabric softener. But she’s not around!
It’s crazy how Conservatives single-handedly blamed Kamala Harris somehow for Israel raiding Palestine, problems with Immigration and the post-Covid economy, but no one blames Right Wing Lawmakers any time a horrible school shooting occurs
August 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
It’s crazy how Conservatives single-handedly blamed Kamala Harris somehow for Israel raiding Palestine, problems with Immigration and the post-Covid economy, but no one blames Right Wing Lawmakers any time a horrible school shooting occurs
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March 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
There’s no bigger Freak-Off Party in JD Vance’s eyes than the Levin Furniture Presidents’ Day sale
February 17, 2025 at 11:00 AM
There’s no bigger Freak-Off Party in JD Vance’s eyes than the Levin Furniture Presidents’ Day sale
Here are my predictions for the Super Bowl:
February 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Here are my predictions for the Super Bowl:
Carrie Underwood on the Capital Steps Monday:
“My first and only song is about a man cheating on me with a whore.
Melania has first hand experience in that on both sides.
One two three!
One two three!”
“My first and only song is about a man cheating on me with a whore.
Melania has first hand experience in that on both sides.
One two three!
One two three!”
January 16, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Carrie Underwood on the Capital Steps Monday:
“My first and only song is about a man cheating on me with a whore.
Melania has first hand experience in that on both sides.
One two three!
One two three!”
“My first and only song is about a man cheating on me with a whore.
Melania has first hand experience in that on both sides.
One two three!
One two three!”
You think Hulk Hogan asked for holiday pay for yesterday?
#RawonNetflix
#RawonNetflix
January 7, 2025 at 12:14 PM
You think Hulk Hogan asked for holiday pay for yesterday?
#RawonNetflix
#RawonNetflix
Trump blamed the attack in New Orleans (done by a Texas-born Muslim who served in the Army, graduated college in Georgia and brandished an ISIS flag on the murder vehicle) on the US-Mexican border.
Can’t wait for 4 more years of this shit.
Can’t wait for 4 more years of this shit.
January 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Trump blamed the attack in New Orleans (done by a Texas-born Muslim who served in the Army, graduated college in Georgia and brandished an ISIS flag on the murder vehicle) on the US-Mexican border.
Can’t wait for 4 more years of this shit.
Can’t wait for 4 more years of this shit.
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Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
🎄 🎅
🎄 🎅
December 25, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
🎄 🎅
🎄 🎅
Who else is skeeting on this fine Christmas morning?
December 25, 2024 at 1:25 PM
Who else is skeeting on this fine Christmas morning?
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Guess who’s back, back again?
Cutch is back. Tell a friend.
Cutch is back. Tell a friend.
December 23, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Guess who’s back, back again?
Cutch is back. Tell a friend.
Cutch is back. Tell a friend.
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It's less than two weeks until Christmas, or twelve Honda Days, depending on what you observe.
December 13, 2024 at 4:31 PM
It's less than two weeks until Christmas, or twelve Honda Days, depending on what you observe.
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This is probably fake but I'm going to keep believing it anyway—Juan Soto left the Yankees because his teammates were too MAGA for him... 🤣
December 13, 2024 at 4:34 PM
This is probably fake but I'm going to keep believing it anyway—Juan Soto left the Yankees because his teammates were too MAGA for him... 🤣
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Announcing Intergalactic: The Heretic Prophet, a new franchise from Naughty Dog: play.st/3DadTIn
December 13, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Announcing Intergalactic: The Heretic Prophet, a new franchise from Naughty Dog: play.st/3DadTIn
If Matt Gaetz and JD Vance ever go missing, the Secret Service should look in Paramus, NJ first
December 12, 2024 at 6:03 PM
If Matt Gaetz and JD Vance ever go missing, the Secret Service should look in Paramus, NJ first
The only way I’d see AC/DC is if they’d play their classic,
“For Those About to Skrank We Salute You”
“For Those About to Skrank We Salute You”
December 12, 2024 at 2:27 PM
The only way I’d see AC/DC is if they’d play their classic,
“For Those About to Skrank We Salute You”
“For Those About to Skrank We Salute You”
December 12, 2024 at 12:30 PM
trump is not skrank
December 12, 2024 at 12:28 AM
trump is not skrank
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Bill Belichick slowly, passionately kissing a poptart mascot
Bill Belichick getting a Cheezit bath
Bill Belichick getting a mayo bath
December 11, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Bill Belichick slowly, passionately kissing a poptart mascot
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@zanderson305.bsky.social welcome to Bluesky Zach!
December 12, 2024 at 12:17 AM
@zanderson305.bsky.social welcome to Bluesky Zach!
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I fight with so many Nazis on Facebook I feel like Indiana Jones
December 6, 2024 at 1:38 PM
I fight with so many Nazis on Facebook I feel like Indiana Jones
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No. 5
May 5 vs. Colorado
Distance: 429 ft.
Exit Velo: 106.5 mph
May 5 vs. Colorado
Distance: 429 ft.
Exit Velo: 106.5 mph
December 9, 2024 at 4:12 PM
No. 5
May 5 vs. Colorado
Distance: 429 ft.
Exit Velo: 106.5 mph
May 5 vs. Colorado
Distance: 429 ft.
Exit Velo: 106.5 mph