Zack Windheim
@zackwindheim.bsky.social
Reposted by Zack Windheim
If Brian receives this: FUCK YOU!
If Brian’s Neighbor receives this: Please know that I’m standing directly across from Brian’s window. I’m even using my nondominant hand to aim before I release, so I shouldn’t be missing. That being said, I take full responsibility.
If Brian’s Neighbor receives this: Please know that I’m standing directly across from Brian’s window. I’m even using my nondominant hand to aim before I release, so I shouldn’t be missing. That being said, I take full responsibility.
A Series of Messages Tied to Bricks Thrown Through My Ex’s Neighbor’s Window
FUCK YOU, BRIAN! - - - FUCK YOU, BRIAN! Also, please tell your neighbor to the right (your left) that I apologize for smashing their window. - - -...
buff.ly
October 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
If Brian receives this: FUCK YOU!
If Brian’s Neighbor receives this: Please know that I’m standing directly across from Brian’s window. I’m even using my nondominant hand to aim before I release, so I shouldn’t be missing. That being said, I take full responsibility.
If Brian’s Neighbor receives this: Please know that I’m standing directly across from Brian’s window. I’m even using my nondominant hand to aim before I release, so I shouldn’t be missing. That being said, I take full responsibility.
My first short humor piece for @mcsweeneys.net
Special thanks to my incredibly helpful editor @lukevburns.bsky.social
Special thanks to my incredibly helpful editor @lukevburns.bsky.social
"THE DIFFICULT SEMANTICS OF KEEPING UP THESE THREATS IS IN NO WAY DISTRACTING ME FROM THE ULTIMATE GOAL OF KILLING YOU. I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST SUMMER!"
Annual Reminders from the Killer in I Know What You Did Last Summer
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER! - - -I STILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER! - - -I REMAIN FULLY AWARE OF WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER! - - -IT’S BEEN ...
buff.ly
July 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
My first short humor piece for @mcsweeneys.net
Special thanks to my incredibly helpful editor @lukevburns.bsky.social
Special thanks to my incredibly helpful editor @lukevburns.bsky.social