Zach Batton
@zachbatton.bsky.social
Trying to be the best dad, husband, son, friend, and peer that I can. Occasional golfer, gamer, runner, and hooper. Walking pop culture encyclopedia. https://www.zachbatton.com
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Leavitt says the 'quiet piggy' comment was Trump being 'frank & honest', so here's me being frank & honest.
Karoline Leavitt is an ignorant, trash-talking pig in lipstick, married to a guy older than her mother, making a living defending a piece of shit child rapist felon.
She's the pig.
Karoline Leavitt is an ignorant, trash-talking pig in lipstick, married to a guy older than her mother, making a living defending a piece of shit child rapist felon.
She's the pig.
November 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Leavitt says the 'quiet piggy' comment was Trump being 'frank & honest', so here's me being frank & honest.
Karoline Leavitt is an ignorant, trash-talking pig in lipstick, married to a guy older than her mother, making a living defending a piece of shit child rapist felon.
She's the pig.
Karoline Leavitt is an ignorant, trash-talking pig in lipstick, married to a guy older than her mother, making a living defending a piece of shit child rapist felon.
She's the pig.
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Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
July 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
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No, JD, belonging in America does not depend on how many generations of your family have lived here. The values of this country matter - deeply - to who we are and what it means to be American.
August 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
No, JD, belonging in America does not depend on how many generations of your family have lived here. The values of this country matter - deeply - to who we are and what it means to be American.
The VA finally moved the needle on my claim. I called today to schedule my appointments, and I’ve now been on hold for well over an hour.
a cartoon dog is sitting in front of a fire with the words " it 's fine "
ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting in front of a fire with the words " it 's fine "
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August 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The VA finally moved the needle on my claim. I called today to schedule my appointments, and I’ve now been on hold for well over an hour.
Met some really cool people today. Got paired with some older, retired guys that live in my neighborhood during golf today. While exchanging #s afterwards, I told them about my FIL who recently retired. It would be good for him to hang out with other guys his age. Before they obliged, they said…
July 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Met some really cool people today. Got paired with some older, retired guys that live in my neighborhood during golf today. While exchanging #s afterwards, I told them about my FIL who recently retired. It would be good for him to hang out with other guys his age. Before they obliged, they said…
The best sign I’ve seen today
June 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The best sign I’ve seen today
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I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
June 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
Thunderbolts* is legit!
May 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Thunderbolts* is legit!
What an emotional rollercoaster this book is!
March 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
What an emotional rollercoaster this book is!
His only justification to “many of them don’t work at all” is based on remote work. He doesn’t want to accept the fact that remote workers have a better overall QoL because he is too focused on real estate that no longer serves a purpose.
President Trump says that he feels "very badly" for the thousands of civil servants who have lost their jobs in recent weeks but alleged that "many of them don't work at all."
The firings have impacted workers throughout the federal government — in both Washington, D.C. and across the country.
The firings have impacted workers throughout the federal government — in both Washington, D.C. and across the country.
Trump says he feels 'very badly' for fired federal workers but 'many of them don't work at all'
The president claimed his administration is "keeping the best people."
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March 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
His only justification to “many of them don’t work at all” is based on remote work. He doesn’t want to accept the fact that remote workers have a better overall QoL because he is too focused on real estate that no longer serves a purpose.
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As someone who spends a lot time thinking about the values I want to teach my kid (besides PLEASE DON’T EAT DIRT), the thing I keep coming back to is this: I want him to believe that the strongest, bravest thing he can do is give a shit about other people—especially ones who aren’t like him at all.
March 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
As someone who spends a lot time thinking about the values I want to teach my kid (besides PLEASE DON’T EAT DIRT), the thing I keep coming back to is this: I want him to believe that the strongest, bravest thing he can do is give a shit about other people—especially ones who aren’t like him at all.
If official platforms can no longer champion it, we have to do it ourselves. Diversity is our greatest strength! Ten toes down, I’ll die on that hill. www.military.com/daily-news/2...
Military Ordered to Purge Social Media Sites of Diversity Mentions by March 5
Building lethality in the military may be the buzzword for the new Trump administration, but busywork and paperwork have become the reality at the Pentagon, as service members and civilian workers are...
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February 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
If official platforms can no longer champion it, we have to do it ourselves. Diversity is our greatest strength! Ten toes down, I’ll die on that hill. www.military.com/daily-news/2...
I thought it would be a completely stupid movie, but Dog Man is HILARIOUS! My 4 year old loves it.
February 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I thought it would be a completely stupid movie, but Dog Man is HILARIOUS! My 4 year old loves it.
Statistics show that productivity is actually up when employees have the option to work from home. If people can be productive and still take part in recreational activities during the workday, then it’s not an issue. Working from home allows more flexibility.
February 12, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Statistics show that productivity is actually up when employees have the option to work from home. If people can be productive and still take part in recreational activities during the workday, then it’s not an issue. Working from home allows more flexibility.
I truly believe my professors missed the mark this weekend. As a marketing and communications program, our homework assignment should’ve been to watch the SB commercials and analyze x# different styles of ads (CTA, persuasive, etc.) Would’ve been a lot easier to do than what we did have.
February 10, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I truly believe my professors missed the mark this weekend. As a marketing and communications program, our homework assignment should’ve been to watch the SB commercials and analyze x# different styles of ads (CTA, persuasive, etc.) Would’ve been a lot easier to do than what we did have.
“We don’t take an oath to an individual. We take an oath to the Constitution, and we take an oath to the idea that is America, and we’re willing to die to protect it.”
Too many have either forgotten what we stand for, or they’re too blind to see how far they’ve strayed.
Too many have either forgotten what we stand for, or they’re too blind to see how far they’ve strayed.
February 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
“We don’t take an oath to an individual. We take an oath to the Constitution, and we take an oath to the idea that is America, and we’re willing to die to protect it.”
Too many have either forgotten what we stand for, or they’re too blind to see how far they’ve strayed.
Too many have either forgotten what we stand for, or they’re too blind to see how far they’ve strayed.
As much as I loved Wicked, this is Zoe’s award.
#Oscars nominees for Best Supporting Actress:
Monica Barbaro — A Complete Unknown
Ariana Grande — Wicked
Felicity Jones — The Brutalist
Isabella Rossellini — Conclave
Zoe Saldaña — Emilia Perez
Monica Barbaro — A Complete Unknown
Ariana Grande — Wicked
Felicity Jones — The Brutalist
Isabella Rossellini — Conclave
Zoe Saldaña — Emilia Perez
January 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
As much as I loved Wicked, this is Zoe’s award.
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11AM: How bad could the new administration be?
4PM: And Elon did that how many times?
4PM: And Elon did that how many times?
January 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
11AM: How bad could the new administration be?
4PM: And Elon did that how many times?
4PM: And Elon did that how many times?
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They will lie, bullshit, and distract, so it's very important for all of us to say what we see with our own eyes. The fascist Co-President threw a defiant Nazi salute on inauguraton day.
January 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
They will lie, bullshit, and distract, so it's very important for all of us to say what we see with our own eyes. The fascist Co-President threw a defiant Nazi salute on inauguraton day.
From Dylan Roche:
“Just remember in the ‘50s, Jimmy Carter was the only white man in Plains, GA, who refused to join the White Citizens Council despite overwhelming social pressure to do so, and in response, many community members boycotted his business. (1/2)
“Just remember in the ‘50s, Jimmy Carter was the only white man in Plains, GA, who refused to join the White Citizens Council despite overwhelming social pressure to do so, and in response, many community members boycotted his business. (1/2)
December 31, 2024 at 2:41 PM
From Dylan Roche:
“Just remember in the ‘50s, Jimmy Carter was the only white man in Plains, GA, who refused to join the White Citizens Council despite overwhelming social pressure to do so, and in response, many community members boycotted his business. (1/2)
“Just remember in the ‘50s, Jimmy Carter was the only white man in Plains, GA, who refused to join the White Citizens Council despite overwhelming social pressure to do so, and in response, many community members boycotted his business. (1/2)
Celebrating the small wins. After waking up before 0500 every single day for the past 2 weeks, our kids have officially slept past 0530 today.
a man with a beard says oh thank god
ALT: a man with a beard says oh thank god
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December 21, 2024 at 11:36 AM
Celebrating the small wins. After waking up before 0500 every single day for the past 2 weeks, our kids have officially slept past 0530 today.
Huge pet peeve: Slide readers…
homer simpson is driving a car and saying `` i hate them so much ! ''
ALT: homer simpson is driving a car and saying `` i hate them so much ! ''
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December 15, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Huge pet peeve: Slide readers…
Today I did the most criticized and tutted things that an officer like me can do…🧵
December 11, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Today I did the most criticized and tutted things that an officer like me can do…🧵
As a lifelong Simpsons fan, I’m loving this game!
a cartoon of homer simpson and the simpsons
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December 10, 2024 at 2:03 AM
As a lifelong Simpsons fan, I’m loving this game!
Lioness S2 was great!
December 9, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Lioness S2 was great!