Captain McCrap
@yxllop.bsky.social
What good is all this talk of wings when there is nothing left above?
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Captain McCrap
@yxllop.bsky.social
· Jun 18
My son Thomas was born last night at 23:05, weighing 6lb 15oz. He’s beautiful and perfect and doing well.
Brilliant. Superb way to screw the pooch, lads. Well done.
February 14, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Brilliant. Superb way to screw the pooch, lads. Well done.
Love how Onana headed that into a dangerous area and straight to Newcastle player and not away from the goal, love it
February 14, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Love how Onana headed that into a dangerous area and straight to Newcastle player and not away from the goal, love it
Well it’s been a superb day for my sports teams shitting the bed
February 14, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Well it’s been a superb day for my sports teams shitting the bed
Oh fuck off Danny Murphy, sour faced prick
February 14, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Oh fuck off Danny Murphy, sour faced prick
Erm. That’s above the sleeve line, ie his upper arm? Thus not a hand ball?
February 14, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Erm. That’s above the sleeve line, ie his upper arm? Thus not a hand ball?
Maybe we should just chuck all 9 outfield players in the 18 yard box and just defend for the rest of the game like Brentford did, and then people will say we “outplayed” them
February 14, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Maybe we should just chuck all 9 outfield players in the 18 yard box and just defend for the rest of the game like Brentford did, and then people will say we “outplayed” them
Jesus Christ alright Danny Murphy he hasn’t fucking killed anyone
February 14, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Jesus Christ alright Danny Murphy he hasn’t fucking killed anyone
Oh Marco. What were you thinking?
February 14, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Oh Marco. What were you thinking?
I see Bailey & Doug linking up and it feels so good having my boys back 🥹
February 14, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I see Bailey & Doug linking up and it feels so good having my boys back 🥹
Where the fuck’s that been for the past hour or so?
February 14, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Where the fuck’s that been for the past hour or so?
Ramsey starts against us 😢
a man in a suit and tie is crying and says " look how they massacred my boy "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is crying and says " look how they massacred my boy "
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February 14, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Ramsey starts against us 😢
February 14, 2026 at 2:16 PM
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This is Lexa. She really hopes you’ll be her valentine. Wouldn’t want to waste this look on just anybody. 14/10 (IG: bambiandlexa)
February 14, 2026 at 2:04 PM
This is Lexa. She really hopes you’ll be her valentine. Wouldn’t want to waste this look on just anybody. 14/10 (IG: bambiandlexa)
*squelch*
I’ve done a poo.
I’ve done a poo.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I love the Villa …….
Violets are blue
I love the Villa …….
February 14, 2026 at 10:51 AM
*squelch*
I’ve done a poo.
I’ve done a poo.
Could we see these two involved today? 🤔
February 14, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Could we see these two involved today? 🤔
Price of gig merch is fucking insane. T shirts are £40 nowadays, hoodies £75.
£25 for a fucking poster 🤯
£25 for a fucking poster 🤯
February 12, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Price of gig merch is fucking insane. T shirts are £40 nowadays, hoodies £75.
£25 for a fucking poster 🤯
£25 for a fucking poster 🤯
He’s, erm…he’s what, sorry??
February 12, 2026 at 1:05 PM
He’s, erm…he’s what, sorry??
I think live-action Masters of the Universe is the kind of thing that people say of it these days “there really should be a…” like live-action Thundercats.
Oh God, that’s next, isn’t it 😟
Oh God, that’s next, isn’t it 😟
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Our Masters Of The Universe issue is OUT NOW!
Inside, Travis Knight, Nicholas Galitzine, Idris Elba, Camila Mendes and more take us on set 2026’s most playful blockbuster.
BUY NOW: greatmagazines.co.uk/empire-april...
February 12, 2026 at 12:55 PM
I think live-action Masters of the Universe is the kind of thing that people say of it these days “there really should be a…” like live-action Thundercats.
Oh God, that’s next, isn’t it 😟
Oh God, that’s next, isn’t it 😟
Deftones - Back To School (Mini Maggit) [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by Deftones
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February 12, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Dyche has gone now as well? Weird time for clubs to be sacking their managers. But you kinda wonder what they expected when they appointed him? I mean, they were playing in Europe, surely they could’ve got *someone* better?
February 12, 2026 at 9:11 AM
Dyche has gone now as well? Weird time for clubs to be sacking their managers. But you kinda wonder what they expected when they appointed him? I mean, they were playing in Europe, surely they could’ve got *someone* better?