Captain McCrap
@yxllop.bsky.social
What good is all this talk of wings when there is nothing left above?
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Captain McCrap
@yxllop.bsky.social
· Jun 18
My son Thomas was born last night at 23:05, weighing 6lb 15oz. He’s beautiful and perfect and doing well.
Lock up your sons?
I’ve been out to a do and I didn’t drink as I was designated driver xxx
December 7, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Lock up your sons?
Although apparently one of these is world class, and one is absolutely terrible.
Since 2020/2021 only two defenders have scored 10+ goals and provided 10+ assists in the Premier League:
◎ Trent Alexander Arnold
◉ Matty Cash 🆕
#AVFC
◎ Trent Alexander Arnold
◉ Matty Cash 🆕
#AVFC
December 7, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Although apparently one of these is world class, and one is absolutely terrible.
Keep watching that goal over & over again. Genuinely, what a fucking performance and result that was. Especially after how the players went to the well on Wednesday against Brighton, to come back and do THAT just a few days later, just incredible.
December 7, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Keep watching that goal over & over again. Genuinely, what a fucking performance and result that was. Especially after how the players went to the well on Wednesday against Brighton, to come back and do THAT just a few days later, just incredible.
Maybe Arsenal should’ve brought Gyokeres on today? 🤷🏼♂️
December 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Maybe Arsenal should’ve brought Gyokeres on today? 🤷🏼♂️
BUILD THE FUCKING STATUE
December 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
BUILD THE FUCKING STATUE
Hang on, how the fuck has Andrew Brace watched a Tigers player be tackled in the air and come out with the decision that the player BEING TACKLED is the one guilty of dangerous play? Absolute joke.
December 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Hang on, how the fuck has Andrew Brace watched a Tigers player be tackled in the air and come out with the decision that the player BEING TACKLED is the one guilty of dangerous play? Absolute joke.
Oooh, the namesearchers are here too ☺️
Think you’d love Twitter fella
December 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Oooh, the namesearchers are here too ☺️
Oh, and Arsenal continue to be the most boring, vanilla, got-no-original-songs, sing-when-you’re-winning fan base in football.
December 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Oh, and Arsenal continue to be the most boring, vanilla, got-no-original-songs, sing-when-you’re-winning fan base in football.
We are currently 5 points ahead of where we were at this stage last season, and 2 points behind where we were in 23/24.
December 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
We are currently 5 points ahead of where we were at this stage last season, and 2 points behind where we were in 23/24.
Come on Sunderland ffs
December 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Come on Sunderland ffs
Mikel Arteta visibly furious with today’s result:
December 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Mikel Arteta visibly furious with today’s result:
Blimey, just started my car to get away from the ground & the ref gave a free kick to Arsenal
December 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Blimey, just started my car to get away from the ground & the ref gave a free kick to Arsenal
Interesting kit choices from Arsenal today.
10 in white
1 in green
1 in black
10 in white
1 in green
1 in black
December 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Interesting kit choices from Arsenal today.
10 in white
1 in green
1 in black
10 in white
1 in green
1 in black
ffs @pjwilks.bsky.social what are you doing here
December 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
ffs @pjwilks.bsky.social what are you doing here
So the corner they got their first goal from shouldn’t have been a corner. Poetic justice that we won then.
December 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
So the corner they got their first goal from shouldn’t have been a corner. Poetic justice that we won then.
NARRATOR: He means “old as fuck”
I have Apple Music they don’t do the age thing but mine would be just cool.
December 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
NARRATOR: He means “old as fuck”
Hope Arsenal are ready for their lead at the top to be cut to just 3 points at the weekend
December 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Hope Arsenal are ready for their lead at the top to be cut to just 3 points at the weekend
He slept through most of the game, but he’ll be delighted when he wakes up and finds out the result
December 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
He slept through most of the game, but he’ll be delighted when he wakes up and finds out the result
WHAT A FUCKING WIN THAT IS
December 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
WHAT A FUCKING WIN THAT IS
Brighton appealing for hand ball when Pau’s got his arms behind his back, sound lads
December 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Brighton appealing for hand ball when Pau’s got his arms behind his back, sound lads
Fuck’s sake, that’s another poor goal.
Related: Van Hecke is a nob
Related: Van Hecke is a nob
December 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Fuck’s sake, that’s another poor goal.
Related: Van Hecke is a nob
Related: Van Hecke is a nob
Evergreen sentiment:
Fucking hell!
December 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Evergreen sentiment: