this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

Si la Miss France meurt pendant son mandat, c'est Gérard Larcher qui assure l'intérim.

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

BREAKING: Trump signs executive order banning PSN

Les captchas, ça va trop loin.

This is a friendly reminder that even if you can't support an artist you love through monetary means, your retweets have a MASSIVE amount of power here on Bluesky. Since there's no algorithm, every RT you give makes a post more visible to others!

Bluesky engineers, please pray to whatever god you're most comfortable with

Peut-être qu'ici j'aurai plus de tweet que 5 en 10ans