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yoldbag.bsky.social
Pipes
@yoldbag.bsky.social
dog walker, bad poet, big boobs
and people say i’m not maternal
April 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
all of a sudden very taken with the idea of leading you around on a leash, all the power in my strong hands, your cock pink and proud and yearning to breed while i giggle and say what a good boy you are
April 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
April 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
can’t get this out of my head
April 2, 2025 at 6:36 AM
you’ll know i don’t love you anymore when i stop pretending i’m pretty and dumb
March 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
March 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
was walkin dogs and shook my head in quiet disgust at a musk truck passing by - the dude stalked me down in the neighborhood 5 minutes later to roll down his window and call me a fat bitch lol - i cackled “it took you 5 minutes to come up with that low-hangin fruit??ahahahahah” he sped away butthurt
March 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
gonna take a dump on this car later
March 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
while all around us is chaos let there be one truth
March 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
this is good, anyway
March 6, 2025 at 9:10 PM
March 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
thank dog
March 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
no thx every day is fuckin long enough
February 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
looking forward to my muscles finally relaxing a few hours after my death
February 24, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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They should invent a brain that lets you sleep
January 10, 2024 at 3:17 AM
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sucks that if you want to be alive any of the time you have to be alive all of the time
February 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
😘
February 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
February 13, 2025 at 8:38 PM
woke up with an insanely sore throat - husband refuses to deep throat me with vicks on his dicktip: is this grounds for divorce y/n
February 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
i used to scratch little notes on my wrist in paperclip or safety pin. shit like “starve strong” or “sleep is for the weak” 🙄 i still believe these things, lil whispers from the vipers in my brain. but i tattooed over the scars “lessons learned” - big shot, as if i’d ever change as if i ever learn
February 5, 2025 at 8:05 AM