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Eliott
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23 - he/they with a septum ring
For those wondering this is what the trans gods come down and say to you when you realize you’re nonbinary
What's your favorite color? Wrong. It's green. And your favorite animal is lzirds
November 24, 2024 at 3:41 AM
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I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong
November 23, 2024 at 1:54 PM
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Buttplugs
Tag yourself with the job you’d actually have in the Star Wars universe given your occupation

I’d be the Rebel engineer officer screaming at leadership on Hoth that a linear defense against armor is useless unless you’ve got integrated minefields and obstacle belts linking in with the terrain
Whenever people post "what job would you have in Star Wars" my answer is "I'd be writing memos to the Grand Moff explaining why we need more Microsoft Office licenses" and well here we are.
November 24, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Him
November 22, 2024 at 5:14 AM
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In this Ohio diner, it was a tradition: hash browns and eggs, big cup of Folgers, then log onto your adopted son’s PayPal account to send money to hookers. But now the woke mob is taking all of that away.
November 19, 2024 at 8:06 AM
Goodnight Bluesky I just want everyone to know before I fall asleep that if I had enough money for 15 dazai plushies I’d torture them all in various new and creative ways as a form of self care
November 19, 2024 at 5:26 AM
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Elmo’s beef with Rocco has got to be one of the top ten beefs in pop culture.
November 18, 2024 at 5:35 AM
I’m the funniest person I know and nobody agrees :(
November 19, 2024 at 5:24 AM
I’ve just started watching the substance so far I’m not traumatized I’ll lyk
November 18, 2024 at 8:52 PM
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idk some of the streets in street fighter look like avenues to me.
November 17, 2024 at 1:56 PM
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My little baby
November 16, 2024 at 5:04 PM
This my son he is TikTok famous for jumping into a Jersey mikes bag and is here now to bless you with good days and many extra toe beans
November 17, 2024 at 3:54 PM
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i get that my cats gotta groom but why the slurping
November 16, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Lips always chapped bc if I have chapstick on then I can’t kiss my cat on his little head
November 17, 2024 at 2:20 AM
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If you see this post do it!

Pronouns: she/her
Height: what are you a cop
Shoe Size: what are you a cop
Zodiac: what are you a cop
Smoke: what are you a cop
Tattoos: what are you a cop
Piercings: what are you a cop
Fave drink: what are you a cop
November 16, 2024 at 8:34 AM
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wdym jake paul won i feel like gojo died all over again
November 16, 2024 at 11:51 PM
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We need More Chainsaw Man Fans on this app
November 15, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Love your game, please fix the game breaking bug that wipes out a persons entire save data instead of selling more dlcs tho (:
Hey! We’re PowerWash Simulator 💦

We’re big fans of:

- Satisfying dings
- Zen gameplay
- Soothing sounds
- Gnomes
- Virtual cleaning
- Yellow nozzles
- Stego slides
- Soap
- Gnomes
- Lots of water
- Gnomes
- Gnomes
- Keeping everything grime free
- Gnomes

If you are too, you should say hi 👋
November 16, 2024 at 9:27 PM
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[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands
November 15, 2024 at 1:52 PM
There are two clients in the waiting area talking about morrowind and I’m having a really bad time keeping myself from dropping everything and joining the debate
November 16, 2024 at 8:27 PM
need a BBNB (big booty non binary) asap
November 16, 2024 at 6:57 PM
✨ Getting to know each other ✨

Pronouns: he/they
Height: 6’5”
Shoe: 15
Zodiac: Libra
Smoke: 🍃
Tattoos: 7?
Piercings: 4 sometimes 5 :)
Fave Drink: Mountain Dew and cum
✨ Getting to know each other ✨

Pronouns: she/her
Height: 6’4”
Shoe: 14
Zodiac: Leo
Smoke: I have asthma >:|
Tattoos: either 24 or 25 idk
Piercings: 11
Fave Drink: coffee and Gatorade
✨ Getting to know each other ✨

Pronouns: they/them
Height: 5’6
Shoe: 6.5
Zodiac: Leo
Smoke: oui’d
Tattoos: 6
Piercings: 1
Fave Drink: water, redbull, sweet tea
November 16, 2024 at 6:56 PM
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October 31st, 2018—Satoru Gojo arrives at The Krusty Krab
November 16, 2024 at 4:04 AM
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Naruto is a romance anime if you watch it correctly
November 15, 2024 at 7:52 PM