For those wondering this is what the trans gods come down and say to you when you realize you’re nonbinary
What's your favorite color? Wrong. It's green. And your favorite animal is lzirds
November 24, 2024 at 3:41 AM
For those wondering this is what the trans gods come down and say to you when you realize you’re nonbinary
Just show us your feet Adam cmon 😔
November 24, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Just show us your feet Adam cmon 😔
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I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong
November 23, 2024 at 1:54 PM
I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong
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Buttplugs
Tag yourself with the job you’d actually have in the Star Wars universe given your occupation
I’d be the Rebel engineer officer screaming at leadership on Hoth that a linear defense against armor is useless unless you’ve got integrated minefields and obstacle belts linking in with the terrain
I’d be the Rebel engineer officer screaming at leadership on Hoth that a linear defense against armor is useless unless you’ve got integrated minefields and obstacle belts linking in with the terrain
Whenever people post "what job would you have in Star Wars" my answer is "I'd be writing memos to the Grand Moff explaining why we need more Microsoft Office licenses" and well here we are.
November 24, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Buttplugs
I haven’t played the bass since twenty one pilots was still relevant but I think we would make a really okay band like I’m talking 4/10 maybe even 5
November 22, 2024 at 4:59 PM
I haven’t played the bass since twenty one pilots was still relevant but I think we would make a really okay band like I’m talking 4/10 maybe even 5
Me going to bed with wet hair after a long day of telling people not to do that
November 22, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Me going to bed with wet hair after a long day of telling people not to do that
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In this Ohio diner, it was a tradition: hash browns and eggs, big cup of Folgers, then log onto your adopted son’s PayPal account to send money to hookers. But now the woke mob is taking all of that away.
November 19, 2024 at 8:06 AM
In this Ohio diner, it was a tradition: hash browns and eggs, big cup of Folgers, then log onto your adopted son’s PayPal account to send money to hookers. But now the woke mob is taking all of that away.
Goodnight Bluesky I just want everyone to know before I fall asleep that if I had enough money for 15 dazai plushies I’d torture them all in various new and creative ways as a form of self care
November 19, 2024 at 5:26 AM
Goodnight Bluesky I just want everyone to know before I fall asleep that if I had enough money for 15 dazai plushies I’d torture them all in various new and creative ways as a form of self care
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Elmo’s beef with Rocco has got to be one of the top ten beefs in pop culture.
November 18, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Elmo’s beef with Rocco has got to be one of the top ten beefs in pop culture.
I’m the funniest person I know and nobody agrees :(
November 19, 2024 at 5:24 AM
I’m the funniest person I know and nobody agrees :(
I hear sskk I sit and listen 😌
November 18, 2024 at 10:18 PM
I hear sskk I sit and listen 😌
Omg shes having a suguru geto shower moment
November 18, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Omg shes having a suguru geto shower moment
Kokomo by The Beach Boys 10 hour version
November 18, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Kokomo by The Beach Boys 10 hour version
You’ve been in my house too these should’ve been instantly recognizable 😭😭😭😭
November 18, 2024 at 8:54 PM
You’ve been in my house too these should’ve been instantly recognizable 😭😭😭😭
I’ve just started watching the substance so far I’m not traumatized I’ll lyk
November 18, 2024 at 8:52 PM
I’ve just started watching the substance so far I’m not traumatized I’ll lyk
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idk some of the streets in street fighter look like avenues to me.
November 17, 2024 at 1:56 PM
idk some of the streets in street fighter look like avenues to me.
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My little baby
November 16, 2024 at 5:04 PM
My little baby
This my son he is TikTok famous for jumping into a Jersey mikes bag and is here now to bless you with good days and many extra toe beans
November 17, 2024 at 3:54 PM
This my son he is TikTok famous for jumping into a Jersey mikes bag and is here now to bless you with good days and many extra toe beans
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i get that my cats gotta groom but why the slurping
November 16, 2024 at 8:06 PM
i get that my cats gotta groom but why the slurping
Lips always chapped bc if I have chapstick on then I can’t kiss my cat on his little head
November 17, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Lips always chapped bc if I have chapstick on then I can’t kiss my cat on his little head
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If you see this post do it!
Pronouns: she/her
Height: what are you a cop
Shoe Size: what are you a cop
Zodiac: what are you a cop
Smoke: what are you a cop
Tattoos: what are you a cop
Piercings: what are you a cop
Fave drink: what are you a cop
Pronouns: she/her
Height: what are you a cop
Shoe Size: what are you a cop
Zodiac: what are you a cop
Smoke: what are you a cop
Tattoos: what are you a cop
Piercings: what are you a cop
Fave drink: what are you a cop
November 16, 2024 at 8:34 AM
If you see this post do it!
Pronouns: she/her
Height: what are you a cop
Shoe Size: what are you a cop
Zodiac: what are you a cop
Smoke: what are you a cop
Tattoos: what are you a cop
Piercings: what are you a cop
Fave drink: what are you a cop
Pronouns: she/her
Height: what are you a cop
Shoe Size: what are you a cop
Zodiac: what are you a cop
Smoke: what are you a cop
Tattoos: what are you a cop
Piercings: what are you a cop
Fave drink: what are you a cop
We better start streaming Fortnite while wearing bikinis
November 17, 2024 at 1:11 AM
We better start streaming Fortnite while wearing bikinis