KP
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Fire Dragon.
Newfoundlander.
Fire Dragon.
Newfoundlander.
I met Santa last night! He hooked me up.
December 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I met Santa last night! He hooked me up.
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I love goalie fights. Imagine having beef with someone 200 ft away. It’s truly inspiring.
December 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I love goalie fights. Imagine having beef with someone 200 ft away. It’s truly inspiring.
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Why don’t the coffee places make coffee ice cubes so when you order an iced coffee, it keeps its flavour as the ice melts. I don’t drink iced coffee though, so is this a money maker idea or
November 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Why don’t the coffee places make coffee ice cubes so when you order an iced coffee, it keeps its flavour as the ice melts. I don’t drink iced coffee though, so is this a money maker idea or
Reporting to you that there is currently no backgammon emoji.
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Reporting to you that there is currently no backgammon emoji.
All I want is for Margaret Atwood to read my palms.
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
All I want is for Margaret Atwood to read my palms.
Beauty sunrise this morning!
November 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Beauty sunrise this morning!
From now on I’m only dating men who live in another province. Maybe not Alberta, but that will ultimately depend on their choice of sunglasses.
November 3, 2025 at 6:10 AM
From now on I’m only dating men who live in another province. Maybe not Alberta, but that will ultimately depend on their choice of sunglasses.
I work from home most times, and I’ve never done this even for a day. 👀 #extrovert
Vacations are cool. But have you ever stayed home in your pajamas and not spoken to anyone for a week?
November 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I work from home most times, and I’ve never done this even for a day. 👀 #extrovert
Upon reflection, I think I was over zealous in buying like 8lbs of candy. It’s probably too much candy.
My first trick or treaters are getting walloped with mounds of lollipops. 🍭 🎃 #Halloween
My first trick or treaters are getting walloped with mounds of lollipops. 🍭 🎃 #Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Upon reflection, I think I was over zealous in buying like 8lbs of candy. It’s probably too much candy.
My first trick or treaters are getting walloped with mounds of lollipops. 🍭 🎃 #Halloween
My first trick or treaters are getting walloped with mounds of lollipops. 🍭 🎃 #Halloween
Not much of a sunrise due to clouds, but I was there this morning. #SignalHill
October 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Not much of a sunrise due to clouds, but I was there this morning. #SignalHill
For the aging badass, Doc Martens are not only cool as fuck, but they’re also orthopedically sound. 🤘
October 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
For the aging badass, Doc Martens are not only cool as fuck, but they’re also orthopedically sound. 🤘
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idk who needs to hear this, but you’re prettier in person than all your best angles in photos
October 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
idk who needs to hear this, but you’re prettier in person than all your best angles in photos
I’ll be tuning in to the men’s baseball match tonight.
GO JAYS!!! #worldseries
GO JAYS!!! #worldseries
October 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I’ll be tuning in to the men’s baseball match tonight.
GO JAYS!!! #worldseries
GO JAYS!!! #worldseries
If you’re at a random birthday party and someone comes out with bagpipes, let me tell you that shit is about to go OFF. THE. RAILS.
October 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
If you’re at a random birthday party and someone comes out with bagpipes, let me tell you that shit is about to go OFF. THE. RAILS.
Do you feel like you’ll be deemed “suspicious” by simply making eye contact with a security camera, or is that just me?
October 26, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Do you feel like you’ll be deemed “suspicious” by simply making eye contact with a security camera, or is that just me?
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It’s almost as if these are the two best teams in baseball and they are evenly matched and this series rules
October 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
It’s almost as if these are the two best teams in baseball and they are evenly matched and this series rules
Waking up from a nap because you have to pee is the worse way to wake up from a nap.
October 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Waking up from a nap because you have to pee is the worse way to wake up from a nap.
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Do not build your identity on your relationship to other people for the same reason you should not build your house in a flood plain
October 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Do not build your identity on your relationship to other people for the same reason you should not build your house in a flood plain
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I've never met a good person who went out of their way to belittle waiters
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I've never met a good person who went out of their way to belittle waiters
“Don’t come at me bitch” is the energy we NEED.
She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.
October 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
“Don’t come at me bitch” is the energy we NEED.
