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Fire Dragon.
Newfoundlander.
I met Santa last night! He hooked me up.
December 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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I love goalie fights. Imagine having beef with someone 200 ft away. It’s truly inspiring.
December 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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He is risen
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Why don’t the coffee places make coffee ice cubes so when you order an iced coffee, it keeps its flavour as the ice melts. I don’t drink iced coffee though, so is this a money maker idea or
November 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Reporting to you that there is currently no backgammon emoji.
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
All I want is for Margaret Atwood to read my palms.
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Beauty sunrise this morning!
November 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
From now on I’m only dating men who live in another province. Maybe not Alberta, but that will ultimately depend on their choice of sunglasses.
November 3, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I work from home most times, and I’ve never done this even for a day. 👀 #extrovert
Vacations are cool. But have you ever stayed home in your pajamas and not spoken to anyone for a week?
November 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
What a heartbreaker. #MensBaseball
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Upon reflection, I think I was over zealous in buying like 8lbs of candy. It’s probably too much candy.
My first trick or treaters are getting walloped with mounds of lollipops. 🍭 🎃 #Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Not much of a sunrise due to clouds, but I was there this morning. #SignalHill
October 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
🤘 🚬 🎸
October 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
For the aging badass, Doc Martens are not only cool as fuck, but they’re also orthopedically sound. 🤘
October 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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idk who needs to hear this, but you’re prettier in person than all your best angles in photos
October 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I’ll be tuning in to the men’s baseball match tonight.
GO JAYS!!! #worldseries
October 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
If you’re at a random birthday party and someone comes out with bagpipes, let me tell you that shit is about to go OFF. THE. RAILS.
October 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Do you feel like you’ll be deemed “suspicious” by simply making eye contact with a security camera, or is that just me?
October 26, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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It’s almost as if these are the two best teams in baseball and they are evenly matched and this series rules
October 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Waking up from a nap because you have to pee is the worse way to wake up from a nap.
October 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Do not build your identity on your relationship to other people for the same reason you should not build your house in a flood plain
October 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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I've never met a good person who went out of their way to belittle waiters
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
“Don’t come at me bitch” is the energy we NEED.
She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.
October 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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October 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM