Pat
yeahitspat.bsky.social
Pat
@yeahitspat.bsky.social
Former Chopped Champion.
The Hamburglar says asking McDonalds for burger permission would ‘kill’ the Hamburgling industry.
October 8, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Get in bitch, we are cancelling pumpkins.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Oct 8
Pumpkins are a harvest symbol and part of our nostalgia for a simpler time. But while the word "pumpkin" has been around for centuries, the plant dates back thousands of years.
Pumpkin: A favorite sign of fall, with a bit of shady history
Pumpkins are a harvest symbol and part of our nostalgia for a simpler time. But while the word "pumpkin" has been around for centuries, the plant dates back thousands of years.
n.pr
October 8, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Nothing like the holidays to make you question whether your family members recently suffered brain damage or have always been this way.
April 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Big weekend for Rory and everyone else who decided that they were into watching golf on Thursday.
April 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Really enjoying the new feature on Uber Eats where I can get myself a free Easter card with my fajitas.
April 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Grandma gets a Twitter account
wired.com WIRED @wired.com · Apr 11
SCOOP: The Social Security Administration (SSA) will be shifting its public communication exclusively to X, sources tell WIRED. This comes as agency plans to cut its regional office workforce by roughly 90 percent.
The Social Security Administration Is Gutting Regional Staff and Shifting All Public Communications to X
The SSA's shift to Elon Musk's X comes as the agency plans to cut its regional office workforce by roughly 90 percent, WIRED has learned.
www.wired.com
April 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Me telling my coworkers about the succulent I keep on my desk at home.
April 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Grandpa is getting crypto scammed again.
March 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Gonna be honest every time I saw this guy I was like, “Wow he looks really good for 60.”
The Dunning-Kruger effect, but for sex
March 4, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I was invited to an in-law’s birthday party at a Hibachi restaurant in a few weeks and I’m already worried about having to catch a shrimp in my mouth.
December 11, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Bluesky putting A LOT of pressure on my first 10 likes. I’m only here for jokes but I don’t want the machines to know that.
November 13, 2024 at 4:16 PM
An all plus size woman Disturbed cover band named “Down with the Thickness”
November 13, 2024 at 3:05 PM