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historian of theology and world christianity, sharing their homework on Bluesky
la vida es la lucha, queer af, Christ is Lord
Reactionaries be like "postmodernism breaks down the Western society bc of moral relativism" and then say "during the Christian hegemony in Europe, morality was based on absolute principles, such as 'thou shalt not kill" LMFAO my brother in Christ have you heard of the Crusades?
April 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
This isn't going to make it into the final draft of my paper so I'm gonna write it here, especially before I see Sinners today-
in our class on the Holy Spirit, we had a guest lecturer who shared about her experiences as a missionary in Fiji. She mentioned being asked to perform an exorcism.
April 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
last paper, gotta make it count
April 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
they won't give me my master's degree until i learn how to spell "apocalypse" without spellcheck
April 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
a highlight of my time in seminary is definitely writing about New Testament apocalyptic genre and Black feminist speculative fiction. this is the kind of shit that keeps me eyeing a doctoral degree*

*but only after the union bargains a living wage tbh
April 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
my cat yakked on my copy of Columbus's Book of Prophecies
April 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
i submitted this thesis and i'm proud of it. now writing three more papers elaborating on its themes. how long does a manuscript need to be before you can shop it out to publishers?
April 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Pope Francis’s "Urbi et Orbi" Easter speech:

“How much contempt is stirred up at times towards the vulnerable, the marginalized and migrants...I appeal to all those in positions of political responsibility in our world not to yield to the logic of fear which only leads to isolation from others.”
April 21, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I should not have waited until easter to finish my thesis, but it's said that some of the most absolutely unhinged theological works were written in periods of fasting soooooo add me to the roster coach
April 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
synthesize pls?
NO READ, only synthesize
April 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Wrapping up my thesis and, wasn't expecting this, but ended up relating Columbus's theological ideas to Palestine.

Can't and won't stop writing about Palestine.
April 17, 2025 at 11:39 PM
wake up, head to campus. the research team is torn about publishing about genocide in Gaza, so I make the call on whether or not we jeopardize international students who could get their visas revoked. lunch with a colleague! read an email blast for fundraisers: "Your DEI Messaging Action Plan!"
April 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
last class of my master's program. I finally realized why I found my New Testament professor's closing prayers to be so peculiar:

We spend hours learning and debating postcolonial interpretations. And then she prays because despite how much we want to know the truth, we do not know it.
April 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
"xyz thing has been happening forever, look at this example from the 1880s."
me, looking up from my bowl of rabbinic midrash from the third century: "yes girl slay"
April 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Rev 18:19

‘Woe! Woe to you, great city,
where all who had ships on the sea
became rich through her wealth!
In one hour she has been brought to ruin!’

(RIP to my retirement fund but to God be the glory)
April 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Revelation 18 really hittin rn
April 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
one of the coolest thing about seminary is that half my classmates are preachers. i'm sitting through a powerpoint where this guy is just spitting absolute FIRE about chapter 7 of Miroslav Volf's Exclusion and Embrace.
March 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
always saw those memes. "latinas be short as hell and still argue you about anything" and i was like HAH can't relate. well, got myself into a happy secure relationship and all i want to do is argue!!! about nothing at all. nature is healing i guess. also pray for Ash everyone
March 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
my boo got themself a vegetable spiralizer and now they can't be stopped. they spiraled a cauliflower stem and then somehow turned it into mashed potatoes??
March 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
ok lemme go ahead and be specific.

if you feel strongly, as a white ally, about liberation theologies that claim God holds a preferential option for the poor and the oppressed: this is exactly the right time for you-- yes, you!-- to start practicing how to name and claim your values out loud.
March 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Lord, please be with your most flummoxed white women right now. they seem to be on your zoomiest struggle bus! help them stand in their business-- which is technically my business, because they've made it their business, which is great but like...just, help them out please, in your names we pray!!
March 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
check out this woke shit someone put on the Statue of Liberty
March 5, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Am I a Fascist?
An A & B Conversation
substack.com
March 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
it's me and ariana grande against the world
March 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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sleepy dragon
February 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM