hella emhoff
@yawn.bsky.social
award-losing director. eternal blazers optimist.
“portland trail blazer tari eason” would save me.
October 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
“portland trail blazer tari eason” would save me.
shaedon will be kicking out to dame this time next year.
October 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
shaedon will be kicking out to dame this time next year.
fwiw, my coworker is a big hurricanes fan and says dudon hires well, is hands off and is willing to spend.
August 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
fwiw, my coworker is a big hurricanes fan and says dudon hires well, is hands off and is willing to spend.
is your fitness journey a liminal place?
August 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
is your fitness journey a liminal place?
a guy at my hotel bar is talking about betting on little league baseball. remind me to beg god to smite him before i go to bed.
August 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
a guy at my hotel bar is talking about betting on little league baseball. remind me to beg god to smite him before i go to bed.
jack antonoff in the studio:
August 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
jack antonoff in the studio:
a jubilee video that’s just fifteen dudes trying to convince me that shaedon sharpe won’t make a star leap.
August 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
a jubilee video that’s just fifteen dudes trying to convince me that shaedon sharpe won’t make a star leap.
i would cash in all my mcdonald’s points for a sprite so crisp that it kills me
July 29, 2025 at 4:06 AM
i would cash in all my mcdonald’s points for a sprite so crisp that it kills me
blake wesley is the type of player that dads say should play 48 minutes a night.
July 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
blake wesley is the type of player that dads say should play 48 minutes a night.
gonna be so cool when the blazers get the first pick after just barely losing a play-in game.
July 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
gonna be so cool when the blazers get the first pick after just barely losing a play-in game.
there’s a song produced by lil jon for every occasion.
July 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM
there’s a song produced by lil jon for every occasion.
yang hansen and donovan clingan being each other’s warios is kind of an amazing bit of team building.
July 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
yang hansen and donovan clingan being each other’s warios is kind of an amazing bit of team building.
calling this many fouls for a summer league is unconstitutional.
July 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
calling this many fouls for a summer league is unconstitutional.
too bad cooper flagg entered the nba during the yang hansen era. he’ll be like the charles barkley of his generation.
July 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
too bad cooper flagg entered the nba during the yang hansen era. he’ll be like the charles barkley of his generation.
yang hansen already throwing dimes and daring the refs to call three second violations like a vet.
July 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
yang hansen already throwing dimes and daring the refs to call three second violations like a vet.
i forgot that neil olshey consults for the sixers until just this second.
July 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
i forgot that neil olshey consults for the sixers until just this second.
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The trailer for THE RUNNING MAN had me so hyped, I clicked through the O.G. novel description and I - oop -
July 1, 2025 at 1:29 PM
The trailer for THE RUNNING MAN had me so hyped, I clicked through the O.G. novel description and I - oop -
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hold up. the universe revolves around jerami grant.
June 30, 2025 at 4:35 AM
hold up. the universe revolves around jerami grant.
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Dumars trading one pick with each phone.
June 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Dumars trading one pick with each phone.
you will all change your tunes the second lauren holiday shows up to a thorns game.
June 24, 2025 at 5:20 AM
you will all change your tunes the second lauren holiday shows up to a thorns game.
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what’s your favorite holiday tradition? mine is the Blazers trading for him every two years
June 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
what’s your favorite holiday tradition? mine is the Blazers trading for him every two years