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Handcrafted and Artisanal labels
(please tag @patri.xyz for requests, questions or removal!)

Not in any way automated, but we'll get to you! (non-threateningly)
Upon request, most labels can be text or emoji.
No. that does not.
I am both following and subscribed to The Yard Crow… I hope one of those counts as a like. 🤞😅
October 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Reminder that I’m mid move right now. Sorry for the wait if you’ve requested labels.
March 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Dear Diary,

811. Is that the whole sum and measure of a labeler. 1000 likes, it seemed so innocent a dream. So simple, and just a matter of days or weeks. I was a fool. A fool with a dream to good-naturedly label shitposters and fuckers. Is that so wrong?

Col. Bufus Yard Crow
Commander, OoC
February 21, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Dear Diary,

The account likes are still in the 730’s. It’s been weeks. It feels we shall never see 1000 account likes to unlock the fucker and shitposter labels. I fear I shall fail in this and have to retire to distant lands with my head held low in shame.

Col. Bufus Yard Crow
Commander, OoC
January 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I've been thinking of discontinuing the euro-zodiac labels, actually. No decision yet.
December 16, 2024 at 9:05 AM
Ok, I think the label requests are caught up, with exception of request for fucker or shitposter, which will be released for use when the account hits 1000 likes.
December 3, 2024 at 8:56 AM
Hi Everybody. At my computer, but also very tired. I promise to catch up a bit on labels tomorrow, and gentle reminder that the system is such that it's much easier if you tag me at @patri.xyz for labels, but no need to re-tag, I will catch these up.
December 2, 2024 at 7:46 AM
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Thank you to 610 people who have liked the @yardcrow.com account. Likes don't matter, except they make me feel a little appreciated, and show that more people are learning of yardcrow positivity labels. Also, I kinda locked myself into not unlocking a few labels until I reach 1000. Help a guy out?
November 24, 2024 at 2:32 AM
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New @yardcrow.com labels, by request, for

♿📣 Adaptive Advocacy

♿🎽 Adaptive Sports

♿⚙️ Adaptive Tech

By request or recommendation (will confirm if not a category already mentioned in bio)
November 15, 2024 at 8:41 PM
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thanks to everyone who participated in the halloween labels!

I'm not automatically removing them, but also not adding them anymore (until next year maybe?)

please let me know if you want them removed. it's NO problem, and will not hurt my feelings.
November 5, 2024 at 8:49 PM
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With the understanding that a @yardcrow.com cookie does not always hit the spot, you may now award your friends a tomato or mushroom. But only 1 of the 3! I don't know why. I just make the rules.
October 27, 2024 at 5:12 AM
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Reminder: you should go to @pronouns.adorable.mom and @yardcrow.com and at least click subscribe (it's a labeler not a $ subscription lol) and that shows you labels on people's accounts if they have them set

Definitely set your own if you want too!
October 26, 2024 at 3:15 PM
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New @yardcrow.com label drop. Available by request.

🤫🙉 NO
No Advice Zone. This account does not want unrequested solutions in replies.
October 5, 2024 at 6:58 AM
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Four new Halloween @yardcrow.com labels available, for a limited time. One per account. By request or recommendation.
🕸️🧛 Order of the Vampire,
🕸️🧙‍♀️ Order of the Witch,
🕸️🧟‍♂️ Order of the Zombie, and
🕸️🐺 Order of the Wolf.
October 2, 2024 at 6:29 AM
Welcome to the labelerhood, @nfl.sickos.club! Visit them to get your NFL team label!
September 29, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Some confusion to clear. I don't get notification when you subscribe to labeler, and process is not automatic. If you've subscribed and are waiting for label, apologies. You'll need to request labels, be recommended, or interact with me (@patri.xyz). It's not the typical labeler process now, I know.
September 22, 2024 at 4:06 PM
I’m out of town this week, and the mobile labeler experience is sort of crap, so I appreciate your patience with label requests.
September 18, 2024 at 5:32 AM
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@alf.schlongalaxy.space is the first recipient of the @yardcrow.com
😈🏅 Hellthread Veteran
label.
September 12, 2024 at 11:17 PM
If you're looking for a dedicated horoscope labeler, there's another option!

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September 12, 2024 at 3:13 AM
The 'appeal' function doesn't do a great job of notifying me, so please do reach out via chat or @ if you've asked for a label to be removed and I haven't reached it within a reasonable period (few days, tops). Again, no explanation needed. If we're mutuals, I might ask, maybe.
August 15, 2024 at 7:45 AM
Just a friendly neighborly shout-out to @pronouns.adorable.mom for providing a lovely self-service label experience, which I am jealous of, and will probably ask how to replicate (not for pronouns though! get those there)
August 6, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Let's put a number to the often requested unlocking of 'shitposter' and 'fucker' labels. I'll allow people to request these when the service reaches 1000 likes. That should be enough that most people will understand they're not derogatory in nature.
August 4, 2024 at 9:03 PM
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The most efficient way to recommend someone for a @yardcrow.com label is (after you subscribe) to 'report' someone, check 'yardcrow' as the service, select 'other', and then write in the label you'd like them to get. Obvs this is to report OTHERS. Msging and tags of Yardcrow or me do work also.
August 4, 2024 at 8:36 PM
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I've mentioned before that I'm happy to provide a @yardcrow.com AWAY label if you're going away for a bit. In the same vein, if you're going to de-activate your account temporarily and would like me to post something on @previously.blue, that's available. Your call if that's desired and useful.
August 1, 2024 at 9:36 PM
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I’m glad people are still generally liking @yardcrow.com labels. Still not automated. Please help it grow by nominating accounts. In particular, nominating people for labels you already have is very well considered. Especially kindhearted. I don’t typically let strangers ask directly for that one.
July 31, 2024 at 3:47 PM