Sorry to not be on here for a long time but as a queer person who's been unemployed in Texas for a long time, specifically because I'm queer, I'm BEYOND FUCKING TIRED

"The problem isn't a lack of money, food, water, or land. The problem is that you've given control of these things to a group of greedy psychopaths who care more about maintaining their own power than helping mankind." -- Bill Hicks

So anyway how in the F*CK is it legal for a felon to hold the presidency and let his billionaire immigrant friend shut down Congress because he's butthurt? And are we gonna give a sh!t about this and do something or just comment "Free Palestine" and go back to Real Housewives like we did something?

"ARRRYOUHAVINANYFUN"

No, 1950s lady in the VW ad, you can't have "fun" anymore unless it's racist, sexist, homophobic, or otherwise EVEN MORE abusive than it was in your day
#MakeMussoliniStrungUpAgain

On the dot every night and day at exactly 3 am and 6 am while singing the song of her people

On that note, does anybody else make a gallon-sized casserole every four weeks hoping that you'll never have to cook anything ever again?

Learned how to make vegetable stock tonight. Immediately forgot what all seasonings went into it. On the up side, there's a lot more room in my freezer to put stuff in when I cook an extreme amount of food once a month

The number of people who go bankrupt every year because of medical bills.

Norway - 0
UK - 0
France - 0
Spain - 0
Portugal - 0
Denmark - 0
Australia - 0
Iceland - 0
Italy - 0
Finland - 0
Ireland - 0
Germany - 0
Netherlands - 0
Sweden - 0
Japan - 0
Canada - 0
United States - 643,000

I sure hope somebody is removing all of the original art and treasures from the White House so the place isn't stripped and everything is either sold on EBay: Rich Guy Edition or ends up in goodie bags for visiting fascists.

This feels like the only platform where I can say this without being threatened by weird and gross people: can nonbinary folks deeply enjoy football, or are folks gatekeeping that now too? I legitimately love it, it's my one joy. Cis men, come at me, I may know more than you bc I've PLAYED football

The worst part of the Right Now Timeline is the number of people out there that want to deny other humans' right to live life. A year ago, my fellow queer best friend and I would've been drinking and having fun. Now I gotta sit by the door with my gd weapon all night because of the threats.

RFK jr should go visit old cemeteries, before stopping childhood vaccinations.

Paul, I love your work, but what is this foolishness? A multi-use complex with a hotel for visiting NFL fans, some bars and restaurants, and a Houston sports museum would be the best use. Maybe put some rides indoors - nobody's standing in line when it's 110 outside.
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Please oh please oh please let this app remain devoid of trash for at least a few months. I just want to read some funny or clever stuff and/or watch animals do really funny things.