christina
@xtinatheegreat.bsky.social
a thick-thighed nightmare. she/her
been reading about cryogenics since that man froze his wife and ended up finding a new love.
i went in thinking this was gonna be mess (it is) but learning about the idea/process of cryogenics makes my brain hurt.
its part heaven’s gate, part oceangate, part american greed.
i went in thinking this was gonna be mess (it is) but learning about the idea/process of cryogenics makes my brain hurt.
its part heaven’s gate, part oceangate, part american greed.
a woman is looking at a triangle with a mathematical equation written on it .
ALT: a woman is looking at a triangle with a mathematical equation written on it .
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November 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
been reading about cryogenics since that man froze his wife and ended up finding a new love.
i went in thinking this was gonna be mess (it is) but learning about the idea/process of cryogenics makes my brain hurt.
its part heaven’s gate, part oceangate, part american greed.
i went in thinking this was gonna be mess (it is) but learning about the idea/process of cryogenics makes my brain hurt.
its part heaven’s gate, part oceangate, part american greed.
really can’t believe i’m the one cooking thanksgiving dinner this year. how did i ascend to such power?
November 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
really can’t believe i’m the one cooking thanksgiving dinner this year. how did i ascend to such power?
if i say the rise of the elite QB ruined the nfl would that be a bridge too far
anyway, i think we need to talk more about these incredible defenses in the league.
that would require people to stop viewing games through a qb-centric lens though.
that would require people to stop viewing games through a qb-centric lens though.
November 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
if i say the rise of the elite QB ruined the nfl would that be a bridge too far
anyway, i think we need to talk more about these incredible defenses in the league.
that would require people to stop viewing games through a qb-centric lens though.
that would require people to stop viewing games through a qb-centric lens though.
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
anyway, i think we need to talk more about these incredible defenses in the league.
that would require people to stop viewing games through a qb-centric lens though.
that would require people to stop viewing games through a qb-centric lens though.
the fact that states have to legislate hair
lol
lol
Pennsylvania Senate passes the CROWN Act. www.phillytrib.com/news/local_n...
Pa. Senate passes legislation that protects hair textures and styles from discrimination
Pennsylvania lawmakers have approved a bill to ban hair-based discrimination in workplaces, schools and public spaces. The Senate passed the CROWN Act, or Creating a Respectful and Open World for
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November 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
the fact that states have to legislate hair
lol
lol
i was looking up baked beans recipes and apparently y’all be putting ground beef in y’all beans?
no shade but lol absolutely not! straight to jail bubba!
no shade but lol absolutely not! straight to jail bubba!
is it time for thanksgiving food takes? cause i agree!
Yams / sweet potatoes don’t need marshmallows
November 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
i was looking up baked beans recipes and apparently y’all be putting ground beef in y’all beans?
no shade but lol absolutely not! straight to jail bubba!
no shade but lol absolutely not! straight to jail bubba!
the downside of being at my parents for thanksgiving is that they don’t have all the kitchen gadgets
i’m not hand shredding multiple blocks of cheese. i ordered a shredder on Amazon and sent it to their house lol
i’m not hand shredding multiple blocks of cheese. i ordered a shredder on Amazon and sent it to their house lol
November 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
the downside of being at my parents for thanksgiving is that they don’t have all the kitchen gadgets
i’m not hand shredding multiple blocks of cheese. i ordered a shredder on Amazon and sent it to their house lol
i’m not hand shredding multiple blocks of cheese. i ordered a shredder on Amazon and sent it to their house lol
not them playing nas’ “hate me now” at practice today
i’m sorry i love this team’s shenanigans 😭😭😭
i’m sorry i love this team’s shenanigans 😭😭😭
November 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
not them playing nas’ “hate me now” at practice today
i’m sorry i love this team’s shenanigans 😭😭😭
i’m sorry i love this team’s shenanigans 😭😭😭
placed my black friday order at oner so i will be back to intimidate men in the gym in a few short weeks 🏋🏾♀️
November 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
placed my black friday order at oner so i will be back to intimidate men in the gym in a few short weeks 🏋🏾♀️
side note: i hope joanne the scammer is doing well.
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
side note: i hope joanne the scammer is doing well.
the 2025 philadelphia eagles
November 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
the 2025 philadelphia eagles
was thinking about when i got my first cell phone in 11th grade, phone companies were pushing the concept of daytime minutes
lol why was that ever a thing
lol why was that ever a thing
November 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
was thinking about when i got my first cell phone in 11th grade, phone companies were pushing the concept of daytime minutes
lol why was that ever a thing
lol why was that ever a thing
this is probably why jeff said zip it lol. those camera are about to start rolling 😭
funnily, the beginning of the season is when the division was most interesting. right now, everybody sucks except for us.
funnily, the beginning of the season is when the division was most interesting. right now, everybody sucks except for us.
When the going gets tough, the NFC East gets going.
Go behind the scenes with the @dallascowboys, @Giants, @Eagles and @Commanders on #HardKnocks In Season with the NFC East premiering Dec. 2 on @StreamOnMax.
Go behind the scenes with the @dallascowboys, @Giants, @Eagles and @Commanders on #HardKnocks In Season with the NFC East premiering Dec. 2 on @StreamOnMax.
November 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
this is probably why jeff said zip it lol. those camera are about to start rolling 😭
funnily, the beginning of the season is when the division was most interesting. right now, everybody sucks except for us.
funnily, the beginning of the season is when the division was most interesting. right now, everybody sucks except for us.
philly got its first michelin star omg. that’s incredible!
surprised mawn wasn’t one of the winners but happy for the 3 that did.
surprised mawn wasn’t one of the winners but happy for the 3 that did.
November 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
philly got its first michelin star omg. that’s incredible!
surprised mawn wasn’t one of the winners but happy for the 3 that did.
surprised mawn wasn’t one of the winners but happy for the 3 that did.
i read an excerpt from a book on kindle, absolutely hated it, and now my book recommendations are off 😔
i’m not a dark romance girly. that’s not my kind of carrying on lol
i’m not a dark romance girly. that’s not my kind of carrying on lol
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
i read an excerpt from a book on kindle, absolutely hated it, and now my book recommendations are off 😔
i’m not a dark romance girly. that’s not my kind of carrying on lol
i’m not a dark romance girly. that’s not my kind of carrying on lol
i saw an ex’s artwork while out and about so i texted him congrats and now he’s tryna hang out.
brother, no. let’s never try this again. 😭
brother, no. let’s never try this again. 😭
November 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
i saw an ex’s artwork while out and about so i texted him congrats and now he’s tryna hang out.
brother, no. let’s never try this again. 😭
brother, no. let’s never try this again. 😭
i made cabbage soup. 10/10 - no notes.
November 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i made cabbage soup. 10/10 - no notes.
my new cardio warm-up song - open.spotify.com/track/4rlQza...
After Midnight
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November 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
my new cardio warm-up song - open.spotify.com/track/4rlQza...
another day of this wind disrespecting us
November 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
another day of this wind disrespecting us
i made it through
November 17, 2025 at 4:37 AM
i made it through
that was a terrible call, but it helped us so I’ll allow it 🤭
November 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
that was a terrible call, but it helped us so I’ll allow it 🤭
If ever there was a time that we could get a first down, this is it
November 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
If ever there was a time that we could get a first down, this is it
everybody is throwing interceptions today, jalen better not get any ideas
November 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
everybody is throwing interceptions today, jalen better not get any ideas